Hurricanes Lounge XXIX: The "Hot and Cold" edition

[Blueline Bomber]

You know, I like to complain about my job, especially when it rains literally every day and I spend most of my time trying to convince stubborn dogs that rain won't kill them and the sooner they use the bathroom, the sooner they can get out of the rain.

On the other hand, I just finished a visit where I was literally paid $20 to spend 20 minutes playing with the most adorable Labrador retriever puppy.

So it evens out

 

[GindyDraws]

So 9000 years ago, girls looked like a cross between Danzig and Travolta.

Oh, you meant Danzig, not Zandig.

 

[HisIceness]

You know, I like to complain about my job, especially when it rains literally every day and I spend most of my time trying to convince stubborn dogs that rain won't kill them and the sooner they use the bathroom, the sooner they can get out of the rain.

On the other hand, I just finished a visit where I was literally paid $20 to spend 20 minutes playing with the most adorable Labrador retriever puppy.

So it evens out

You ever have a dog pee on someones carpet because they couldn't wait 5 minutes for you to get to the house?

Thank God for carpet cleaners.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

You ever have a dog pee on someones carpet because they couldn't wait 5 minutes for you to get to the house?

Thank God for carpet cleaners.

One of my regular clients has a harness that he hates. He's fine once you get the harness on him, but he will make you chase him down to get the harness on him in the first place.

But once you've chased him down, without fail, he will pee on the floor. Luckily his owner has hardwood flooring, but it does get annoying

 

[BrindAmours Army]

You know, I like to complain about my job, especially when it rains literally every day and I spend most of my time trying to convince stubborn dogs that rain won't kill them and the sooner they use the bathroom, the sooner they can get out of the rain.

On the other hand, I just finished a visit where I was literally paid $20 to spend 20 minutes playing with the most adorable Labrador retriever puppy.

So it evens out

This can look ridiculous, but try using an umbrella. For the dog, not for you. Not entirely sure how it came to be, but one of my parents' dogs refuses to go outside when it's raining unless someone holds an umbrella over her.

 

[RodTheBawd]

My dog would give zero shits about an umbrella. I open the backdoor, which opens to a screened in porch, and she maybe makes it about 2 feet to the door before realizing it's raining and gives me the "oh f*** off" look.

 

[MinJaBen]

We have two dogs. The male could care less about the rain and will go do his business as quickly as possible just in case there is a treat somewhere in the house we will give him upon return. The female, on the other hand, practically requires cannon fire to get her to go if she has to step on any moisture during the process.

 

[Lempo]

Are we sure thats not a never-before-seen photo of Glenn Danzig?

Ah damn it. @Unsustainable beat me to it

Mother. Should have told you not to walk his way.

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

Oh, you meant Danzig, not Zandig.

Jesus!

 

[Lempo]

Jesus!

No, I get the hair may confuse, but He's not that muscular, and He's generally much more mellow.

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

No, I get the hair may confuse, but He's not that muscular, and He's generally much more mellow.

Just saying, if Sunday School was taught like that promo was, church attendance would skyrocket.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

The patriots 77 year old owner is getting charged with soliciting prostitution at a strip mall massage parlour in Florida

Hilarious how cheap the very rich can sometimes be.

 

[Unsustainable]

Back story, my daughter named a doll “Ba$tard”

After explaining that’s not a nice word to use...


Your kid She’s asked twice today why she can’t say bastard. I told her it isn’t a nice word and she can’t say it. Well I’m using the bathroom and I hear her say “Bastard” but in one of her pretend voices. I call her in here and I said why did you say that? You know it’s bad and you aren’t supposed to. She said “mom it was my pretend brother. He said it. He learned it from Mickey Mouse”

 

[HisIceness]

The patriots 77 year old owner is getting charged with soliciting prostitution at a strip mall massage parlour in Florida

Hilarious how cheap the very rich can sometimes be.

Robert "penny pincher" Kraft

 

[The Faulker 27]

My backyard is somewhere between a solid and a liquid.

 

[MinJaBen]

My backyard is somewhere between a solid and a liquid.

Mine is a slurry at this point.

 

[NotOpie]

Robert "penny pincher" Kraft

Isn't it more like "butt pincher"?

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Mine is a slurry at this point.

Are you guys talking about your actual yards or has this thread shifted back to talking about poo?

 

[MinJaBen]

Are you guys talking about your actual yards or has this thread shifted back to talking about poo?

Well, I have two dogs that do their business in the yard, so yes.

 

[NotOpie]

My dogs are huge pains in the ass in the morning. Both are females and both act like wet grass is going to be the death of them....don't get me started about going in the rain. It typically takes 2 or 3 times venturing into the yard to get the appropriate business done.

Don't even get me started about feeding them and racing the clock to make sure they don't shit on the screen porch.

 

[dogbazinho]

<- I have a basenji. He refuses to go outside in the rain.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Weird, we have cats and contrary to the general perception that they hate water, they never have a problem with rain. They go out (and take care of business) in the rain all the time.

 

[SvechneJerk]

2 Corgis.

One doesn’t care about the rain. The other one is a princess when it come to taking care of business when it’s raining. And this same dog has no issue walking into a lake or stream.

 

[Sens1Canes2]

You know, I like to complain about my job, especially when it rains literally every day and I spend most of my time trying to convince stubborn dogs that rain won't kill them and the sooner they use the bathroom, the sooner they can get out of the rain.

On the other hand, I just finished a visit where I was literally paid $20 to spend 20 minutes playing with the most adorable Labrador retriever puppy.

So it evens out

So your job is pet sitting, dog walking, etc.?

I remember you were trying to write for a while, do I have that right?

 

[Negan4Coach]

My dogs are huge pains in the ass in the morning. Both are females and both act like wet grass is going to be the death of them....don't get me started about going in the rain. It typically takes 2 or 3 times venturing into the yard to get the appropriate business done.

Don't even get me started about feeding them and racing the clock to make sure they don't **** on the screen porch.

I would prefer that. I have a 160lb Newfoundland who wants to go into the backyard even more when it rains- and the whole thing basically turns into a mud pit nowadays so this bear sized animal comes back into the house caked with mud several times a day, its awful.