Hurricanes Lounge XXIX: The "Hot and Cold" edition
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I can do double barrel one-hand clapping, and that is not a euphemism
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You, sir, are un-zen.
I can do a half decent khoomei though
Oh, it's a euphemism, alright. And if it wasn't, it is now.
Stickpucker
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Farse, set to 11.
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Sometimes the doctor wants to see your brain fluid, but they don't want to drill your head, so they tap to it closer to your ass.
I hate seeing those....especially when the big trucks start coming in.
Cardiac Jerks
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What in the actual f*** was everybody doing?
Must be a nightmare for insurance to sort out a mess like that as well as for the people dealing with said insurance.
Must be a nightmare for insurance to sort out a mess like that as well as for the people dealing with said insurance.
Roboturner913
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I didn't understand at first. I thought they were arresting me because my **** smelled so bad. I mean, I'm sorry, didn't know that had criminal consequences. After they explained it to me, I understood, but now I owe a bail-bondsman $50,000. I'm thinking about starting a GoFundMe.
Honestly, this should be an open and shut case in court, but I wasn't able to save any of the "evidence" if you know what I'm saying
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I worked a very shory stint in the local district court once upon a time. There was a case where a customer wasn't all too pleased with becoming a part in juridical proceedings (might've been a divorce case), and had the great idea to wipe his ass to the signed notice of service that he returned to the summoner.
The trainee district court judge who had the criminal case ensued told me that it sounds fun and mirthful but only until you actually get the photos of evidence in front of you.
HisIceness
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Yes, that's almost exactly what the summoner said.
raynman
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I was in my own little world power washing my parents walkway when I started feeling something bouncing off my shoulders. It was then I realized holy shit my feet and legs are frozen and it’s sleeting right now. Probably should’ve worn rubber boots and rain pants.
Unsustainable
Seth Jarvis is Elite
Unsustainable
Seth Jarvis is Elite
So 9000 years ago, girls looked like a cross between Danzig and Travolta.
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And yet she would 100 % pass as "Florida woman" in a news article photo if she only didn't look too polished and clean.
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Though, I once saw the recreation of a face of a Cro-Magnon man, and my first reaction was: "That's Pekka, my grandpa's brother."
HisIceness
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Are we sure thats not a never-before-seen photo of Glenn Danzig?
Ah damn it. @Unsustainable beat me to it
Ah damn it. @Unsustainable beat me to it
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Looks more like a strung-out "hair band" member. "Didn't he play drums for White Snake on their second tour?"
HisIceness
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Steve Irwin is todays google doodle
Crikey!Steve Irwin is todays google doodle
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