The Cake Is A Lie. The Tank Is Real.

[ihaveyuidonttouchme]

Col seals the deal 4 to go as long as they dont blow 3 goal lead during that time

 

[timw33]

Avs are now up 4-1 on WPG with less than 3 minutes left in the game.

They will tie Vancouver in points and move past them as they have a game in hand (possibly 2 if Van drops their game) should they hold on.

 

[Lindgren]

Detroit wins and we are now 4 points out of 29th place in the league. They will have a game in hand after Vancouver plays tonight.

Ottawa looking pretty firmly entrenched in that 31st spot and it is just so sad watching a 31st place team without their own first round pick—the absolute worst year possible to not have your pick. Need to move Stone and Duchene who are clearly not going to stick around for more Melnyk induced BS.

NJD I also have zero hope in w/o Hall, team is a mess. Best case is probably 29th, and without Tanev/Edler, I think it's totally possible.

I agree. 29th looks like the goal. A high pick, and possibly a change in management.

 

[TruKnyte]

Avs are now up 4-1 on WPG with less than 3 minutes left in the game.

They will tie Vancouver in points and move past them as they have a game in hand (possibly 2 if Van drops their game) should they hold on.

Good...goood

 

[PG Canuck]

Blues are hot!!!!

 

[tantalum]

Blues are hot!!!!

They are. Would rather the Yotes win and let the blues continue to build the cushion later.

If the Hawks hold on they will pass the Canucks as well (less games).

 

[PG Canuck]

Canucks are freeeeeeeee, free fallin’

 

[13 others]

MacKinnon is NOT injured. I just realized that article was posted Feb 2018, Oops. Avs are still alive.

 

[xtra]

This markstrom guy is being a real pain in the rear though for team tank

 

[PG Canuck]

Thank god for Gudbranson

 

[valkynax]

Thank god for Gudbranson

#RealGud

 

[Bonham]

Markstrom the only thing keeping this from falling apart.

 

[xtra]

30 shots against (with many high quality attempts) with 12 mins left in the third and we are tied only cause of marky

 

[PG Canuck]

YESSSSSS YESSS YES SSSAYEDS SAHHSHSHEHAJ

 

[timw33]

Gudbranson is key.

 

[13 others]

f*** sakes Gaudette

 

[clunk]

**** off. **** right off.

 

[timw33]

God damn it.

 

[PG Canuck]

At least LA got a point??

 

[Bonham]

f*** me. So predictable.

Markstrom is going to keep them in purgatory. Just keeping them in everything.

 

[timw33]

Honestly, **** this team. Failing up.

 

[Baby Pettersson]

We are gonna finish 1 point out of the playoffs aren't we.

 

[clunk]

This ****ing team getting carried by two players drives me nuts. It's so bad.

If not for a historic Pettersson rookie season and Markstrom playing like an absolute boss in net, this team would easily be last in the conference, if not the league.

 

[timw33]

We are gonna finish 1 point out of the playoffs aren't we.

It's what this administration deserves at this point.

Just an absolute dog **** team being held together by two players having elite seasons.

And the Imac quote in the 2nd intermission: “Even if the Canucks are out of it they don’t want futures” —they have learned nothing.

 

[CAPiTA]

It's a weird feeling both being disappointed by the mediocrity and overall lack of tanking so far this season, but also encouraged by the fact that they have two players playing well enough to make what should be a bottom feeder decent.