NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE NINE! Part ONE!

[mja]

Damn.. Dad bods are in!

Uh, looks more like a Mom bod.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Different Johnson. Ching’s first season was 1926. Moose was earlier.

Not Moose... Ivan.

He has two Johnsons on D this round.

 

[Lindberg]

Uh, looks more like a Mom bod.

He's living his life one quarter pounder at a time.

 

[BiggE]

Not Moose... Ivan.

He has two Johnsons on D this round.

Too many damn Johnsons, but I can pick someone else

 

[BernieParent]

Too many damn Johnsons, but I can pick someone else

It is appropriate to require change for the I(van) Ching.

 

[BiggE]

We will replace our Johnson with defenseman Bill Quackenbush. For in every Quackverse, thou shalt have a Quackenbush.

So it is written, let it be done.

Can I go back to my bong now?

 

[BiggE]

@Captain Dave Poulin , please replace Ching Johnson with Bill Quackenbush as Ching/Ivan already belongs to @Magua

Mucho gracias

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@Captain Dave Poulin , please replace Ching Johnson with Bill Quackenbush as Ching/Ivan already belongs to @Magua

Mucho gracias

Quackenbush is a member of suspended franchise Iqaluit Pain.

*I have no idea if players from the Pain are available for selection.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin , please replace Ching Johnson with Bill Quackenbush as Ching/Ivan already belongs to @Magua

Mucho gracias

I'll be happy to change it when you get it right, eventually

 

[BiggE]

I'll be happy to change it when you get it right, eventually

Stupid suspended franchises seriously piss me off. Is Ted Harris still available? If so, we’ll take him.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Stupid suspended franchises seriously piss me off. Is Ted Harris still available? If so, we’ll take him.

Yosh.

@Lord Defect now you can go. HURRY UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

 

[Magua]

He has two Johnsons on D this round.

 

[Lord Defect]

The Stay Pufts are dogging deep, and digging up, our notable team fan. Not to beat a dead horse, but we’re returning to this well for this pick.
Say it once, say it twice, say it three times for it to matter.

He’s the ghost, with the most, the one, the only, Betelgeuse!

We understand it’s a bit ironic but to now be connected to both, the ghostbusters, and a ghost who busts humans.

@GKJ make my millennium.

 

[GKJ]

Our outdoor game location:

the Iceland Blue Lagoon, under the northern lights

@JojoTheWhale

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Perfect timing. I was just getting ready to PM my pick to Cap.

I get to continue my 4th line theme of players whose peak I saw and my long-term Eastern European theme by snagging a criminally underrated top tier 5v5 player in RW Martin Havlat.

@FlyTimmo *poke*

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Perfect timing. I was just getting ready to PM my pick to Cap.

I get to continue my 4th line theme of players whose peak I saw and my long-term Eastern European theme by snagging a criminally underrated top tier 5v5 player in RW Martin Havlat.

@FlyTimmo *poke*

Adding more assholes, I see.

He avoided confrontation after igniting the Flyers/Sens brawl and I never forgave him for being a coward. I really liked him as a player before that, as I would catch a handful of Sens games live each year leading into the Havlat era.

 

[FlyTimmo]

Link Gaetz, D

@ajgoal

 

[mja]

Perfect timing. I was just getting ready to PM my pick to Cap.

I get to continue my 4th line theme of players whose peak I saw and my long-term Eastern European theme by snagging a criminally underrated top tier 5v5 player in RW Martin Havlat.

@FlyTimmo *poke*

Ew.

Apologies to @BiggE for stealing his bit.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Link Gaetz, D

@ajgoal

He was taken by the clowns in the first round.

 

[FlyTimmo]

He was taken by the clowns in the first round.

:0
skip

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

:0
skip

Don't make me wait too long.

@ajgoal you can go.

 

[ajgoal]

Defense: Calle Johansson

@Hurricane28

 

[BiggE]

Perfect timing. I was just getting ready to PM my pick to Cap.

I get to continue my 4th line theme of players whose peak I saw and my long-term Eastern European theme by snagging a criminally underrated top tier 5v5 player in RW Martin Havlat.

@FlyTimmo *poke*

Slap yourself. Then reflect on your misdeeds and slap yourself again

 

[Rebels57]

I still think it's so f***ing funny that he sat there with an NFL hat on

Its the all black ensemble too, like he is part of the NFL Secret Service. So unintentionally hilarious.