NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE NINE! Part ONE!

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    Welcome To The 20/21 Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot, PHASE NINE! Part One!

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    We have now arrived at PHASE NINE!, the final phase where we can definitely say that, to an outsider, this still looks like it makes sense - we are still picking "fantasy hockey players." As far as you know, this is where that part of it wraps up.

    Luckily, we aren't satisfied with just making sense - we demand to make a LOT of sense. Thus there is a bunch more rational shit to sift through and choose for our journey into the great beyond. For all we know, it could be way more "mediocre" than "great," but since we know that Earth Prime is "turboass," it's worth a shot.

    This is the new anthem of the Quackverse - if you don't want to look like an idiot, learn it.




    LEGEND PLAYERS
    It is especially important now and moving forward to carefully check the lists on the first page and in that spreadsheet to make sure you don’t pick someone who has already been chosen. I know it’s confusing, but we have chosen a shit ton of shit. And players.

    This could be seen as our “Fourth Legend Line,” since we already have three Legend Lines and calling it anything else would be defective. The same rules as PHASE SEVEN! apply - they don't have to be alive, and they can't be currently playing professional hockey - but we are finished (for now) choosing f***ing goaltenders. We will use Hockey Reference to confirm positional integrity. Don’t worry about “right” and “left” for defensemen. So these are the positions you need to fill as we continue to pretend that hockey matters.


    • LW
    • C
    • RW
    • D
    • D

    IMPORTANT RATIONAL STUFF
    Remember that your very survival in the new world could depend on these choices in ways we couldn’t ever imagine, and your very enjoyment in surviving will definitely depend on these choices in ways that only I and my team of crack (pipe) scientists could ever imagine.

    Unless otherwise stated, the people and things below can be anyone/anything except people/things that have already been explicitly picked OR cause conflict with our “No Duplicates” law of the new universe.

    • Team Outdoor Game Location - This is where you will play your outdoor games. Unlike the NHL, we will not pretend that these are some f***ing life-altering events - we just play outside sometimes, and this is where you will play when you play outside.

    • Team Motto - This is the motto that represents what your organization/society/cult is all about overall. Please remember that I have to fit it into a f***ing box, so if it is long-ish, provide some kind of shorthand.

    • Team Notable Team Fan - This is the person that is seen at the games and shown on TV wearing team merch. It can be a celebrity, an athlete, or any other well-known, recognizable figure.

    • Team Cheerleader - The person who will lead the fanbase, actually out there in the arena - make of that what you will. Don't ask me what the difference is between "Team Notable Team Fan" and "Team Cheerleader" - just figure it out according to what I wrote and pick two different people. It seems to me like this is the point in this phase where it is very important to put the f***ing bong down.

    • Team Weather Person - Pick a weather person - your knowledge of the weather there (whatever form “weather” will take in the new dimension) will depend on this person and their ability to interpret their own information, as well as the information provided by your scouts.

    • Team Currency - Pick a currency. I don't think it matters whether it is real or fictional, but it has to "exist" somewhere - i.e., don't just make up something.

    • Wildcard / Maximum Chaos - Two things about this. First, No Duplicates. Second, you can’t steal something from someone else. That’s havoc, not chaos, and would be extremely uncool. Otherwise, just remember that you are trying to benefit your new organization/society/cult, not outwit the category or other people. Think of something cool to add to yours, not something obnoxious to take away from others.


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    Remember: “Chaos” is not the same thing as “Havoc.” Engage in the former, not the latter. We have a whole ton of stuff left over for PHASE SIX! so don’t worry if categories you wanted aren’t in here - I will champion them later with the boss.

    For the first round, we will give everyone 12 hours to get revved up again - for all the succeeding rounds, it will be six hours. The daily clock starts at 8 a.m. and ends at 10 p.m., all times Eastern. This is a MONGOOSE DRAFT, which is the same functionally as a snake draft, but isn’t named after the **** of the animal world.

    Don't forget to tag the next person in your pick post AND send a PM.



    DRAFT ORDER


    BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks
    DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
    Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge
    ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
    Flytimmo - Boston FlyTimmos
    JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
    GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
    Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
    Striiker - Allentown Attack
    Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Mighty Ducks
    BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
    Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
    CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
    pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
    Rebels57 - Portland Fog
    Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
    mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
    Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
    Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
    Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos​





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    Boston FlyTimmosvsLos Angeles Whalers
    Chicago ChimpanzeesvsLas Vegas Desert Ducks
    Honolulu GhiblivsFlorida Methgators
    Jacksonville MethgatorsvsTampa Bay FireSticks
    Las Vegas Desert DucksvsProvidence Platypi
    Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!vsBoston FlyTimmos
    Los Angeles WhalersvsNew York M.A.D. Cats
    Montreal SexposvsQuebec Lapins
    New Jersey Flaming ZeppelinsvsAllentown Attack
    New York M.A.D. CatsvsMontreal Sexpos
    Philadelphia VillainsvsNew York M.A.D. Cats
    Portland FogvsSt. Paul Stay Pufts
    Providence PlatypivsLas Vegas Desert Ducks
    Quebec LapinsvsMontreal Sexpos
    Seattle SockeyesvsVancouver Beavers
    St. Paul Stay PuftsvsQuebec Lapins
    Tampa Bay FireSticksvsJacksonville Methgators
    Vancouver BeaversvsSeattle Sockeyes
    Virginia Beach SurgevsSt. Paul Stay Pufts
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    Round One

    • BernieParent - C Ted Kennedy
    • DancingPanther - Shaquille O'Neal
    • Hurricane28 - Glenn Schwartz
    • ajgoal - Jack Nicholson
    • Flytimmo - Venezuelan Bolivar
    • JojoTheWhale - Terrell Owens
    • GKJ - LW Clark Gillies
    • Lord Defect - C Bernie Nicholls
    • Striiker - Yanet Garcia
    • Hollywood Couturier - Charles Barkley
    • BiggE - U.S. Dollar
    • Captain Dave Poulin - Japanese Yen
    • CanadianFlyer88 - C Pete Mahovlich
    • pit - D Harry Cameron
    • Rebels57 - Sheena Parveen
    • Magua - LW Doug Bentley
    • mja - D Brian Campbell
    • Chuck Downie - RW Steve Downie
    • Strawberry Fields - C Kent Nilsson
    • Young Sandwich - D Grant Clitsome

    Round Two

    • Young Sandwich - D Dick Paradise
    • Strawberry Fields - D Carol Vadnais
    • Chuck Downie - Chuck Norris
    • mja - D Fernie Flaman
    • Magua - D Moose Johnson
    • Rebels57 - C Doug Weight
    • pit - D Emile Bouchard
    • CanadianFlyer88 - LW Mats Naslund
    • Captain Dave Poulin - Saya Hiyama
    • BiggE - Gary Rossington
    • Hollywood Couturier - LW Alex Tanguay
    • Striiker - LW Dwayne Hay
    • Lord Defect - LW Bob Probert
    • GKJ - Joel Embiid
    • JojoTheWhale - LW Joe Malone
    • Flytimmo - C Mike Antonovich
    • ajgoal - D Ulf Samuelsson
    • Hurricane28 - Rule 76: No Excuses, Play Like a Champion
    • DancingPanther - Michelle Mylett
    • BernieParent - D Vladimir Malakhov

    Round Three

    • BernieParent - D Hap Day
    • DancingPanther - Festina Lente
    • Hurricane28 - LW Brian Bickell
    • ajgoal - C Joe Nieuwendyk
    • Flytimmo - RW Paul Brousseau
    • JojoTheWhale - D Eddie Gerard
    • GKJ - RW Rick Tocchet
    • Lord Defect - D Stefan Persson
    • Striiker - RW Dwayne Norris
    • Hollywood Couturier - C Brad Richards
    • BiggE - The Jacksonville Methgators Baby, 4 Life
    • Captain Dave Poulin - Hokkaido, Japan
    • CanadianFlyer88 - RW Reggie Leach
    • pit - LW Jack Walker
    • Rebels57 - Hallstat, Austria
    • Magua - C Vladimir Petrov
    • mja - RW Ace Bailey
    • Chuck Downie - Fat Mike
    • Strawberry Fields - LW Roy Conacher
    • Young Sandwich - RW Corey Pecker

    Round Four

    • Young Sandwich - LW Nico Boner
    • Strawberry Fields - RW Dave Taylor
    • Chuck Downie - Rupees
    • mja - LW Shjon Podein
    • Magua - Bryan Hextall
    • Rebels57 - The Saddest Thing in Life is Wasted Talent
    • pit - RW Steve Larmer
    • CanadianFlyer88 - D Frank McGee
    • Captain Dave Poulin - RW Ilkka Sinisalo
    • BiggE - Jimmy Buffett
    • Hollywood Couturier - D Sheldon Souray
    • Striiker - D Dwayne Lowdermilk
    • Lord Defect - D Dave Langevin
    • GKJ - Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
    • JojoTheWhale - C Vincent Damphousse
    • Flytimmo - Camden, NJ
    • ajgoal - RW Mariusz Czerkawski
    • Hurricane28 - D Andy Delmore
    • DancingPanther - Gold
    • BernieParent - RW Bill Mosienko

    Round Five

    • BernieParent - LW Mike Peca
    • DancingPanther - Invulnerability
    • Hurricane28 - Mark Ruffalo
    • ajgoal - Salzburg, Austria
    • Flytimmo - D Steve Eminger
    • JojoTheWhale - Rai Stones
    • GKJ - D Darius Kasparaitis
    • Lord Defect - RW Ken Hodge
    • Striiker - D Dwayne Zinger
    • Hollywood Couturier - RW Dave Schultz
    • BiggE - Meth, Jager, Ammo
    • Captain Dave Poulin - D Dmitri Yushkevich
    • CanadianFlyer88 - D Art Ross
    • pit - C Nelson Stewart
    • Rebels57 - RW Owen Nolan
    • Magua - D Ivan Johnson
    • mja - C Mickey MacKay
    • Chuck Downie - Nuuk
    • Strawberry Fields - D Mattias Ohlund
    • Young Sandwich - C Paris Hilton

    Round Six

    • Young Sandwich - Jim Cantore
    • Strawberry Fields - Que Sera, Sera
    • Chuck Downie - LW Dan Carcillo
    • mja - Jigar Desal
    • Magua - Ororo Munroe
    • Rebels57 - Fred Armisen
    • pit - Bitcoin
    • CanadianFlyer88 - Gorge Amphitheatre
    • Captain Dave Poulin - C Mike Eruzione
    • BiggE - Molly Rosenblatt
    • Hollywood Couturier - John Bolaris
    • Striiker - C Rocky Dundas
    • Lord Defect - G.I. Joes
    • GKJ - D Darryl Sydor
    • JojoTheWhale - Vatnajökull National Park
    • Flytimmo - NHL
    • ajgoal - LW Russell Bowie
    • Hurricane28 - RW Mike York
    • DancingPanther - Kakadu National Park
    • BernieParent - Credits

    Round Seven

    • BernieParent - Our Lives Begin to End the Day We Become Silent About Things That Matter
    • DancingPanther - Brick Tamland
    • Hurricane28 - Cicadas
    • ajgoal - When You’re Good at Something, You’ll Tell Everyone ...
    • Flytimmo - George Parros
    • JojoTheWhale - Rob McKenna
    • GKJ - C Joel Otto
    • Lord Defect - Pluto
    • Striiker - Sanga Stadium
    • Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Strip
    • BiggE - Red Rocks
    • Captain Dave Poulin - D Fredrik Olausson
    • CanadianFlyer88 - Salt
    • pit - Lake Louise
    • Rebels57 - D Mathieu Schneider
    • Magua - Craig Ferguson
    • mja - Phil Connors
    • Chuck Downie - D Shawn Cronin
    • Strawberry Fields - Monopoly Money
    • Young Sandwich - Lofoten Islands, Norway

    Round Eight

    • Young Sandwich - It's Not Worth Winning If You Can't Win Big
    • Strawberry Fields - Josh Nicholls
    • Chuck Downie - C Chiho Osawa
    • mja - Everything Was Beautiful, And Nothing Hurt
    • Magua - Thomas Magnum
    • Rebels57 - Gil
    • pit - Carpe Diem
    • CanadianFlyer88 - Dave Chappelle
    • Captain Dave Poulin - LW Wes Walz
    • BiggE - C Bronco Horvath
    • Hollywood Couturier - Cookies
    • Striiker - Kevin Hart
    • Lord Defect - Keef Cowboy
    • GKJ - Super Mario Coins
    • JojoTheWhale - D Frantisek Pospisil
    • Flytimmo - Dennis Rodman
    • ajgoal - Eliza Dushku
    • Hurricane28 - Augusta National
    • DancingPanther - C Steve Reinprecht
    • BernieParent - Archie Williams

    Round Nine

    • BernieParent - Simone Biles
    • DancingPanther - RW Radovan Somik
    • Hurricane28 - D Jaroslav Spacek
    • ajgoal - Steel
    • Flytimmo - Al Morganti
    • JojoTheWhale - Kitana
    • GKJ - Stephanie Abrams
    • Lord Defect - Bill Harding
    • Striiker - MS Points
    • Hollywood Couturier - D Dion Phaneuf
    • BiggE - LW Hibs Milk
    • Captain Dave Poulin - You Will Always Be Our Nakama
    • CanadianFlyer88 - Capite Nobis, Si Potes
    • pit - Ollie Williams
    • Rebels57 - LW Geoff Sanderson
    • Magua - Only Connect!
    • mja - Samuel L. Jackson
    • Chuck Downie - Send in the Clowns
    • Strawberry Fields - Paul McCartney
    • Young Sandwich - Adam Sandler

    Round Ten

    • Young Sandwich - Chris Farley
    • Strawberry Fields - Richard Simmons
    • Chuck Downie - D Garth Butcher
    • mja - Bermuda Triangle
    • Magua - Fuji Five Lakes
    • Rebels57 - Will Smith
    • pit - Ted Lasso
    • CanadianFlyer88 - Freddy the Forecaster
    • Captain Dave Poulin - Hobbes
    • BiggE - D Ted Harris
    • Hollywood Couturier - Rob Lowe
    • Striiker - Vin Diesel
    • Lord Defect - Beetlejuice
    • GKJ - Iceland Blue Lagoon
    • JojoTheWhale - RW Martin Havlat
    • Flytimmo - Live, Laugh, Love
    • ajgoal - D Calle Johansson
    • Hurricane28 - Dave and Busters Tokens
    • DancingPanther - D Christian Erhoff
    • BernieParent - Warren Buffett

    Round Eleven

    • BernieParent - Cure for Cancer
    • DancingPanther - D Janne Niinimaa
    • Hurricane28 - C Michael Handzus
    • ajgoal - Aristotle
    • Flytimmo - D Justin Bieber
    • JojoTheWhale - Scio Me Nihil Scire
    • GKJ - Anna Kendrick
    • Lord Defect - You Gotta Keep On Keepin' On
    • Striiker - Shoot to Maim
    • Hollywood Couturier - We Supply the Guts ... You Supply Everything Else
    • BiggE - D Dunc Munro
    • Captain Dave Poulin - Rena Nounen
    • CanadianFlyer88 - Lil Jon
    • pit - Final Pick
    • Rebels57 - D Jeff Beukeboom
    • Magua - Tea Bricks
    • mja - Parmigiano Reggiano
    • Chuck Downie - Guy Smiley
    • Strawberry Fields - BC Place
    • Young Sandwich - Condoms

    Round Twelve

    • Young Sandwich - Dark Matter
    • Strawberry Fields - Flux Capacitor
    • Chuck Downie - The Sauna
    • mja - College Radio
    • Magua - Japanese Theater
    • Rebels57 - Beer Festivals
    • pit - Vince Vaughn
    • CanadianFlyer88 - Far Side
    • Captain Dave Poulin - Quentin Tarantino
    • BiggE - RW Lorne Carr
    • Hollywood Couturier - Salary Cap Impunity
    • Striiker - Lawyers
    • Lord Defect - Merlin
    • GKJ - Sasha Banks
    • JojoTheWhale - P = NP
    • Flytimmo - pit
    • ajgoal - The Joker
    • Hurricane28 - Mr. Peanut
    • DancingPanther - LW Ville Leino
    • BernieParent - Atlantis

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    BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks
    LWMike Peca
    CTed Kennedy
    RWBill Mosienko
    DVladimir Malakhov
    DHap Day
    Team Outdoor Game LocationAtlantis
    Team MottoOur Lives Begin to End ...
    Team Notable Team FanWarren Buffett
    Team CheerleaderSimone Biles
    Team Weather PersonArchie Williams
    Team CurrencyCredits
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosCure for Cancer
    DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
    LWVille Leino
    CSteve Reinprecht
    RWRadovan Somik
    DChristian Erhoff
    DJanne Niinimaa
    Team Outdoor Game LocationKakadu National Park
    Team MottoFestina Lente
    Team Notable Team FanShaquille O'Neal
    Team CheerleaderMichelle Mylett
    Team Weather PersonBrick Tamland
    Team CurrencyGold
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosInvulnerability
    Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge
    LWBrian Bickell
    CMichael Handzus
    RWMike York
    DAndy Delmore
    DJaroslav Spacek
    Team Outdoor Game LocationAugusta National
    Team MottoRule 76: No Excuses, Play Like a Champion
    Team Notable Team FanMark Ruffalo
    Team CheerleaderMr. Peanut
    Team Weather PersonGlenn Schwartz
    Team CurrencyDave and Busters Tokens
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosCicadas
    ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
    LWRussell Bowie
    CJoe Nieuwendyk
    RWMariusz Czerkawski
    DUlf Samuelsson
    DCalle Johansson
    Team Outdoor Game LocationSalzburg, Austria
    Team MottoWhen You're Good ...
    Team Notable Team FanJack Nicholson
    Team CheerleaderEliza Dushku
    Team Weather PersonAristotle
    Team CurrencySteel
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosThe Joker
    Flytimmo - Boston FlyTimmos
    LWGeorge Parros
    CMike Antonovich
    RWPaul Brousseau
    DSteve Eminger
    DJustin Bieber
    Team Outdoor Game LocationCamden, NJ
    Team MottoLive, Laugh, Love
    Team Notable Team FanDennis Rodman
    Team Cheerleaderpit
    Team Weather PersonAl Morganti
    Team CurrencyVenezuelan Bolivar
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosNHL
    JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
    LWJoe Malone
    CVincent Damphousse
    RWMartin Havlat
    DEddie Gerard
    DFrantisek Pospisil
    Team Outdoor Game LocationVatnajökull National Park
    Team MottoScio Me Nihil Scire
    Team Notable Team FanKitana
    Team CheerleaderTerrell Owens
    Team Weather PersonRob McKenna
    Team CurrencyRai Stones
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosP = NP
    GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
    LWClark Gillies
    CJoel Otto
    RWRick Tocchet
    DDarius Kasparaitis
    DDarryl Sydor
    Team Outdoor Game LocationIceland Blue Lagoon
    Team MottoPlay Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
    Team Notable Team FanJoel Embiid
    Team CheerleaderAnna Kendrick
    Team Weather PersonStephanie Abrams
    Team CurrencySuper Mario Coins
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosSasha Banks
    Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
    LWBob Probert
    CBernie Nicholls
    RWKen Hodge
    DStefan Persson
    DDave Langevin
    Team Outdoor Game LocationPluto
    Team MottoYou Gotta Keep On Keepin' On
    Team Notable Team FanBeetlejuice
    Team CheerleaderKeef Cowboy
    Team Weather PersonBill Harding
    Team CurrencyG.I. Joes
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosMerlin
    Striiker - Allentown Attack
    LWDwayne Hay
    CRocky Dundas
    RWDwayne Norris
    DDwayne Lowdermilk
    DDwayne Zinger
    Team Outdoor Game LocationSanga Stadium
    Team MottoShoot to Maim
    Team Notable Team FanVin Diesel
    Team CheerleaderKevin Hart
    Team Weather PersonYanet Garcia
    Team CurrencyMS Points
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosLawyers
    Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Mighty Ducks
    LWAlex Tanguay
    CBrad Richards
    RWDave Schultz
    DSheldon Souray
    DDion Phaneuf
    Team Outdoor Game LocationLas Vegas Strip
    Team MottoWe Supply the Guts ...
    Team Notable Team FanRob Lowe
    Team CheerleaderCharles Barkley
    Team Weather PersonJohn Bolaris
    Team CurrencyCookies
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosSalary Cap Impunity
    BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
    LWHib Milks
    CBronco Horvath
    RWLorne Carr
    DTed Harris
    DDunc Munro
    Team Outdoor Game LocationRed Rocks
    Team MottoTJMB4L
    Team Notable Team FanGary Rossington
    Team CheerleaderJimmy Buffett
    Team Weather PersonMolly Rosenblatt
    Team CurrencyU.S. Dollar
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosMeth, Jager, Ammo
    Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
    LWWes Walz
    CMike Eruzione
    RWIlkka Sinisalo
    DDmitri Yushkevich
    DFredrik Olausson
    Team Outdoor Game LocationHokkaido, Japan
    Team MottoYou Will Always Be Our Nakama
    Team Notable Team FanQuentin Tarantino
    Team CheerleaderRena Nounen
    Team Weather PersonSaya Hiyama
    Team CurrencyJapanese Yen
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosHobbes
    CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
    LWMats Naslund
    CPete Mahovlich
    RWReggie Leach
    DFrank McGee
    DArt Ross
    Team Outdoor Game LocationGorge Amphitheatre
    Team MottoCapite Nobis, Si Potes
    Team Notable Team FanDave Chappelle
    Team CheerleaderLil Jon
    Team Weather PersonFreddy the Forecaster
    Team CurrencySalt
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosFar Side
    pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
    LWJack Walker
    CNelson Stewart
    RWSteve Larmer
    DHarry Cameron
    DEmile Bouchard
    Team Outdoor Game LocationLake Louise
    Team MottoCarpe Diem
    Team Notable Team FanVince Vaughn
    Team CheerleaderTed Lasso
    Team Weather PersonOllie Williams
    Team CurrencyBitcoin
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosFinal Pick
    Rebels57 - Portland Fog
    LWGeoff Sanderson
    CDoug Weight
    RWOwen Nolan
    DMathieu Schneider
    DJeff Beukeboom
    Team Outdoor Game LocationHallstat, Austria
    Team MottoThe Saddest Thing in Life is Wasted Talent
    Team Notable Team FanFred Armisen
    Team CheerleaderWill Smith
    Team Weather PersonSheena Parveen
    Team CurrencyGil
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosBeer Festivals
    Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
    LWDoug Bentley
    CVladimir Petrov
    RWBryan Hextall
    DMoose Johnson
    DIvan Johnson
    Team Outdoor Game LocationFuji Five Lakes
    Team MottoOnly Connect!
    Team Notable Team FanThomas Magnum
    Team CheerleaderCraig Ferguson
    Team Weather PersonOroro Munroe
    Team CurrencyTea Bricks
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosJapanese Theater
    mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
    LWShjon Podein
    CMickey MacKay
    RWAce Bailey
    DBrian Campbell
    DFernie Flaman
    Team Outdoor Game LocationBermuda Triangle
    Team MottoEverything Was Beautiful ...
    Team Notable Team FanSamuel L. Jackson
    Team CheerleaderJigar Desal
    Team Weather PersonPhil Connors
    Team CurrencyParmigiano Reggiano
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosCollege Radio
    Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
    LWDan Carcillo
    CChiho Osawa
    RWSteve Downie
    DShawn Cronin
    DGarth Butcher
    Team Outdoor Game LocationNuuk
    Team MottoSend in the Clowns
    Team Notable Team FanFat Mike
    Team CheerleaderChuck Norris
    Team Weather PersonGuy Smiley
    Team CurrencyRupees
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosThe Sauna
    Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
    LWRoy Conacher
    CKent Nilsson
    RWDave Taylor
    DCarol Vadnais
    DMattias Ohlund
    Team Outdoor Game LocationBC Place
    Team MottoQue Sera, Sera
    Team Notable Team FanPaul McCartney
    Team CheerleaderRichard Simmons
    Team Weather PersonJosh Nicholls
    Team CurrencyMonopoly Money
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosFlux Capacitor
    Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
    LWNico Boner
    CParis Hilton
    RWCorey Pecker
    DGrant Clitsome
    DDick Paradise
    Team Outdoor Game LocationLofoten Islands, Norway
    Team MottoIt's Not Worth Winning ...
    Team Notable Team FanAdam Sandler
    Team CheerleaderChris Farley
    Team Weather PersonJim Cantore
    Team CurrencyCondoms
    Team Wildcard/Maximum ChaosDark Matter
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    Though I fly through the dimension of darkness, I will fear no evil - @BernieParent is with me.

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    Gentlemen - I understand "Team Cheerleader" and "Team Notable Fan" appear to overlap. Team Notable Fan was my choice, and in an attempt to differentiate between the two, think of the Notable Fan as a season ticket holder. This pick will not be a pep rally leader or an in-game, on-sight entertainer. Instead, someone sitting in the stands watching the games often like you and I would, wearing their jerseys out and about, attending the championship parade, etc.

    Hope that helps. If it doesn't (spoiler alert) I plan on selecting a Notable Team Fan with the 2nd overall pick, so you can use that as a springboard hopefully
     
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    I have a question with the category you chose, DP.

    How much do you have to pay someone to be the “Team Notable Fan” of the Plats?

    Got heeeeem.
     
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    I'll have you know it doesn't take much

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    Since my notable fan will be from Florida can notable also mean notorious or just nutso?
     
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    Making our first 2 picks will be,

    THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN
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    and the Game himself, TRIPLE H!!
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    Lol don't overthink it. If it's someone "a lot" of people will recognize, aka not an average Joe, it fits the intended spirit of the category for sure
     
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    Make a pick!!
     
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    As long as people know who it is.
     
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    It’s going to be “Florida Man”
     
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    That would be too easy.
     
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    "The Tampa Bay FireSticks are honoured to make the first selection in this ninth round of franchise drafting. For the first selection of our franchise 4th line, we are pleased to select centre Ted "Teeder" Kennedy, ... even though he was an All-Star member of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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    "Mr. Kennedy played all of his 13 seasons with the Leafs, including 8 as captain. He and goaltender Turk Broda were the first 2 NHLers to win 5 Stanley Cups and he was the last Maple Leaf to win the Hart Trophy. He remains the Toronto Maple Leafs' all-time record holder for career points in the Stanley Cup Finals and he is the youngest player in the history of the NHL to have scored a Stanley Cup-winning goal. Mr. Kennedy's fierce determination and tireless hard work were comparable to Bobby Clarke and Jarome Iginla.

    "In only his second NHL season, Mr. Kennedy was instrumental in one of the biggest Stanley Cup upsets when the Leafs beat the powerhouse Canadiens on their way to winning the Cup in 1945. The Leafs would win it again in 3 consecutive seasons from 1947 to 1949, and then again in 1951, the last of Mr. Kennedy's career.

    "Mr. Kennedy was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1966. He died in 2009 at the age of 83."

    Hey, look at that, I get to call on @DancingPanther!
     
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    He’s no RANCH, but still a nice pick
     
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    The Plats are honored to contribute a category to the megaverse and are thrilled to select SHAQUILLE O'NEAL as their Notable Team Fan.

    There isn't one person on Earth who doesn't recognize Shaq, and I'm not sure there's anyone on Earth who doesn't like him. An all time great NBA star, his happy go lucky personality provides laughs and memes such that even the non-sports fan can form a connection with him. He's DJ'd, is a trained police officer, has a degree, and is extremely philanthropic. Seeing him cheer on the Plats will capture the attention of plenty of folks who otherwise wouldn't be too inclined, and we are happy to give him all the jumbotron/TV commercial time he deserves
     
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    He also invests in the companies he does advertising for, like Papa Johns, which is extremely smart.
     
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    Welcome to yesterday, futureheads.

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    We start the day with @Hurricane28 on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, and @FlyTimmo queueing up the brown note on the lido deck. As this is the first round, the Hurricane has a full 12 hours, which is just as well - we are taking our time at the moment, right? Right.

    These Real Housewives are some real frivolous human beings. I had never seen even one episode of it until about two months ago - that was the point at which I could no longer watch the home improvement shows and started leaving the TV on Bravo for my background noise. Now I have seen some of almost all of the different iterations. The Beverly Hills group has the hottest ones, and the most hot ones. The New York group is easily - and I mean EASILY - the worst and most obnoxious. I have made fun of New Jersey many times before, mostly because I hate the Devils so much, but the dipshits from the New Jersey group are a billion times better than the New York idiots. New York just royally sucks. The Utah group is weird, not surprisingly. The Dallas group is boring as balls. The whole endeavor is an extremely vapid and pointless thing, and it is actually exhausting my patience for hatewatching shit. That's not necessarily a bad thing. I'm almost ready to stop hatewatching the music shows - like I'm right on the cusp of quitting them.

    One thing I will never quit is business. Money, money, money, money - MONEY!
     
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    Mrs BiggE watches that Bravo crap. I like the show about the yacht cruises. At least some of the girls in the crew are attractive unlike the wine soaked bitching Botox queens on the real housewives shows.
     
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    At this rate, we’ll be celebrating Farabee’s retirement before the end of round one.
     
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    PICK SOMEONE!
     
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    Says the guy who still owes picks from Phase 8...
     
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    lol, too slow.
     
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