NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE NINE! Part ONE!

[Hollywood Cannon]

This is just about the easiest category to fill that we have ever had, and you want me to believe that you are going to fill it with a character from f***ing "Space Jam"? No. He already selected Bill Murray. Bill Murray played himself in f***ing "Space Jam."

Stop arguing semantics with me and make a real pick.

I mean we opened the door when we allowed the dude from Groundhog Day to be one...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I mean we opened the door when we allowed the dude from Groundhog Day to be one...

Whatever, you guys decide. I have to go make my pick in the other thing.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Whatever, you guys decide. I have to go make my pick in the other thing.

Make it a good one, brother.

@mja Cap says no... so I say no. Pick someone else.

 

[ajgoal]

I mean we opened the door when we allowed the dude from Groundhog Day to be one...

I'd agree with Cap on this. We're not talking someone selecting a caricature of someone who was picked already, such as Burt Reynolds as played by [RANCH] on [RANCH]. This is a character in a movie played by the actor and supposed to essentially be a representation of himself despite the fictional setting. If there's really no significant difference between the names going in the spreadsheet, I'd agree that they're too close and violate the no duplicates rule.

BUT I don't make the rules here. So I don't really get a vote.

 

[mja]

Sigh. I had anticipated this and still feel strongly that we're well within our rights to select Space Jam's Bill Murray as our Team Notable fan, but we don't want to bring havoc and discord to the Quackverse, so we'll re-pick.

The NJFZ need a Badass Motherf***er to make sure there are no motherf***ing snakes on our motherf***ing airship. For that reason, our Official Team Notable Fan will be none other than Samuel L. Jackson.

Now, really over to you @Chuck Downie

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Is it bad that I just assumed this was Lord Defect trying to do this?

 

[mja]

Is it bad that I just assumed this was Lord Defect trying to do this?

This played out pretty much exactly as I expected, but I still needed to give it a shot.

Also, had you considered that this would have opened up the same deal with your # 1 defenseman, who has also portrayed a fictional version of himself in a film?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This played out pretty much exactly as I expected, but I still needed to give it a shot.

Also, had you considered that this would have opened up the same deal with your # 1 defenseman, who has also portrayed a fictional version of himself in a film?

Dwayne wasn’t selected for another thing thus violating the “No Duplicates” rule. It was also in the first phase where “nothing matters.”

Just to be clear, still, none of this matters.

 

[mja]

Dwayne wasn’t selected for another thing thus violating the “No Duplicates” rule. It was also in the first phase where “nothing matters.”

Just to be clear, still, none of this matters.

I meant, for example, that @Striiker could have selected a fictional Dwayne Johnson as his notable fan, as he's also played himself in a film.

 

[Lord Defect]

I didn’t even have to get my hands dirty this time. Nice.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I didn’t even have to get my hands dirty this time. Nice.

Yeah, but your stink is all over it and it is all more or less your fault.

 

[Lord Defect]

Yeah, but your stink is all over it and it is all more or less your fault.

And yet, I’m ok with that.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Les Comiques team motto:

"Send in the Clowns"

@Strawberry Fields

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Les Comiques team motto:

"Send in the Clowns"

@Strawberry Fields

Awesome.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

The official team notable fan of the Vancouver Beavers will be the bassist of its official band, noted hockey superfan Paul McCartney, who has attended at least one hockey game in his life and 100% knew what was going on

@Young Sandwich

 

[Young Sandwich]

The Sexpos are planning to reunite an absolutely electric duo of human beings with our next two selections of Team Notable Fan and Team Cheerleader. I've always liked to laugh, and these men were responsible for some of the loudest laughs of my early Slider Sandwich days. To think what could have been if both were still alive today...

Luckily, Rick Sanchez is a Sexpo and is currently working on a device that can bring people back from the dead. Don't ask me how it works because I don't know. Rick is pretty secretive with his universe-altering inventions, so he hasn't told me anything specific other than "take off your pants and your panties; shit on the floor. It's time to get schwifty in here", whatever the f*** that means. But enough with the semantics.

Team Notable Fan - Adam Sandler

Team Cheerleader - Chris Farley

Do another one, @Strawberry Fields

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Team cheerleader

Richard Simmons

@Chuck Downie

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I mean we opened the door when we allowed the dude from Groundhog Day to be one...

The dude from Groundhog Day was at least a completely fictional character named Phil Connors and had nothing to do with real life Bill Murray.

Bill Murray played Bill Murray in Space Jam, even if it was a fictionalized version.

 

[Lord Defect]

The Sexpos are planning to reunite an absolutely electric duo of human beings with our next two selections of Team Notable Fan and Team Cheerleader. I've always liked to laugh, and these men were responsible for some of the loudest laughs of my early Slider Sandwich days. To think what could have been if both were still alive today...

Luckily, Rick Sanchez is a Sexpo and is currently working on a device that can bring people back from the dead. Don't ask me how it works because I don't know. Rick is pretty secretive with his universe-altering inventions, so he hasn't told me anything specific other than "take off your pants and your panties; shit on the floor. It's time to get schwifty in here", whatever the f*** that means. But enough with the semantics.

Team Notable Fan - Adam Sandler

Team Cheerleader - Chris Farley

Do another one, @Strawberry Fields

Well done.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The Sexpos are planning to reunite an absolutely electric duo of human beings with our next two selections of Team Notable Fan and Team Cheerleader. I've always liked to laugh, and these men were responsible for some of the loudest laughs of my early Slider Sandwich days. To think what could have been if both were still alive today...

Luckily, Rick Sanchez is a Sexpo and is currently working on a device that can bring people back from the dead. Don't ask me how it works because I don't know. Rick is pretty secretive with his universe-altering inventions, so he hasn't told me anything specific other than "take off your pants and your panties; shit on the floor. It's time to get schwifty in here", whatever the f*** that means. But enough with the semantics.

Team Notable Fan - Adam Sandler

Team Cheerleader - Chris Farley

Do another one, @Strawberry Fields

Very nice.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Next pick is dman Garth Butcher

Garth Butcher at eliteprospects.com

@mja

 

[DancingPanther]

The official team notable fan of the Vancouver Beavers will be the bassist of its official band, noted hockey superfan Paul McCartney, who has attended at least one hockey game in his life and 100% knew what was going on

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@Young Sandwich

Excellent

 

[mja]

The NJFZ Official Outdoor Game location is the Bermuda Triangle, or it's namesake island if you must.

Noted for being something of a magnet for disasters, we'll use our supply of Ice-9 to create a perfect sheet of ice despite the balmy tropical weather and hope to partner with a cruise line to construct a floating arena, with a lido deck and everything.

@Magua, you are up good sir

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The NJFZ Official Outdoor Game location is the Bermuda Triangle, or it's namesake island if you must.

Noted for being something of a magnet for disasters, we'll use our supply of Ice-9 to create a perfect sheet of ice despite the balmy tropical weather and hope to partner with a cruise line to construct a floating arena, with a lido deck and everything.

@Magua, you are up good sir

Just be careful. They might get sun there and that causes havoc on ice.

We can't know for sure until the rink is built though and the game starts.

 

[mja]

Just be careful. They might get sun there and that causes havoc on ice.

We can't know for sure until the rink is built though and the game starts.

Happily, not a problem with Ice-9. Downside is if any gets into the ocean by mistake, it'll freeze the world's oceans instantaneously.