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The Not-So-Last Supper
We see a camera shot in heaven showing two dinner tables, one huge table for everyone in heaven, and another smaller section of the HFWF talent who ended up there (somehow) because the rest of heaven is still weary of them. It's looking like a delightful dinner with wine, bread and various meet options along with fruits. @Fro begins bragging to @Cor about how his body is a champion on earth still while Cor can't even get an acting job in heaven. Cor reasons, saying that because he is in heaven he's decided to be modest. He knows he is the best actor in heaven and has no need to be so ruthless. He's a kind, compassionate soul now, but he's still the best. God overhears this and asks Cor if he wants to repeat that. Cor lowers his head, slumping down and chewing on some bread.
@BonMorrison is shown at the dinner table, face smashed up still after ramming his face into the door handle on earth. He's also in a straight jacket and is trying to eat like an animal, stuffing his face into the plate. Bon pleads with God to take the straight jacket off so he can eat, but God reminds Bon that he tried smoking weed at the dinner table yesterday when he showed him some leniency and that Bon needs to earn that trust again. Bon asks if he can at least sit next to someone else, and the camera reveals @Paris in Flames sitting beside Bon with a creepy smile on his face. Paris is offended that Bon would want to change spots. Paris reminds Bon that they're super good friends and have love for each other... forever and always. Paris creepily smiles at Bon, and then tells him that he'll even feed him to help him out. Paris takes a huge slab of meat and slams it in Bon's disfigured face. The food falls down into Bon's lap as he sits there, sad, while the rest of the dinner table laughs.
God slams his fists on the tables, yelling "enough." He doesn't know how MCG ever ran a successful wrestling promotion with a bunch of scoundrels like them, but they better shape up or they're going to end up with Lucifer. Suddenly, the dinner table groans as they declare that Lucifer has already arrived. @The Gongshow walks into the picture with a smirk. He's acting all buddy buddy with everyone, but no one really wants to include him for be involved with him. God asks Gongshow why he was late, and @Scandale du Jour barges in and tells Gongshow to never break into his room again and use his mirror. Scandale says he and God are tight and he has an endless supply of mirrors and doesn't need Gongshow to go ruin them. They get into a shoving battle, but a lightning bolt gets in between them to separate them. God tells the HFWF table to look at him and declares that his hair is going to fall out because of them. God declares all of them unfit for heaven and is about ready to send them all to hell.
Lil' Connor speaks up, standing on his chair, though. He tells God that they're really just nice people who were in a bit of a mishap. They're sad, but they deserve another chance. God asks Connor if he's really willing to vouch for them. Connor says he is. @Emperoreddy suddenly appears out of thin air in the seat beside Connor at the dinner table. Connor is elated, hugging Emperoreddy, but then slapping him for dying so soon. Connor throws bread at Emperoreddy in anger. Emperoreddy calms Connor down and tells him they can win the tag titles in heaven now. The entire table erupts in laughter, finally bonding over something, as everyone points at Emperoreddy as being a giant loser. Cor jokes that Emperoreddy is a bigger loser than Paris, so Paris reminds Cor that he was beaten over the head with a coconut before dying by a walrus and to keep his mouth shut.
More arguments arise. Suddenly, a loud slam is heard on the table. They all look to God, who replies, "why you looking at me?" It's revealed that Emperoreddy used all his heaven blessed strength to slam his fists into the table in anger. Emperoreddy is shaking as he looks side-to-side at the HFWF table. Emperoreddy takes a moment, and finally lets out...
"WHERE. THE f***. ARE THE FISH STICKS!?!?!?"
The entire table gasps as there's a no swearing rule in heaven. @Brudda uses Herman SheamusFan's arm to point to the sign at the door, with the sign saying "NO CURSING" and Emperoreddy replies, "f*** EM! f*** THAT! WHERE THE f*** MY FISH STICKS! I GO BACK TO HEAVEN, I GET A SPEAR THROUGH MY BODY, AND THERE'S NO DAMN FISH STICKS WAITING FOR ME?" Connor is yelling at Emp to calm down and that he's going to ruin everything. Emperoreddy picks up The Gongshow and throws him through the dinner table! Everyone stands back in absolute shock and horror. God rises to his feet and he officially banishes Emperoreddy back to hell. Emperoreddy is about to vanish, but Emperoreddy grabs Lil' Connor by his shirt!
EMPEROREDDY HAS DRAGGED LIL' CONNOR DOWN TO HELL WITH HIM!
"Uh oh," lets out God, as he looks down as Emperoreddy (& Lil' Connor) descend down below.
To be continued...
EVENTS:
- Emperoreddy drags Lil' Connor down to hell with him.
The Not-So-Last Supper
We see a camera shot in heaven showing two dinner tables, one huge table for everyone in heaven, and another smaller section of the HFWF talent who ended up there (somehow) because the rest of heaven is still weary of them. It's looking like a delightful dinner with wine, bread and various meet options along with fruits. @Fro begins bragging to @Cor about how his body is a champion on earth still while Cor can't even get an acting job in heaven. Cor reasons, saying that because he is in heaven he's decided to be modest. He knows he is the best actor in heaven and has no need to be so ruthless. He's a kind, compassionate soul now, but he's still the best. God overhears this and asks Cor if he wants to repeat that. Cor lowers his head, slumping down and chewing on some bread.
@BonMorrison is shown at the dinner table, face smashed up still after ramming his face into the door handle on earth. He's also in a straight jacket and is trying to eat like an animal, stuffing his face into the plate. Bon pleads with God to take the straight jacket off so he can eat, but God reminds Bon that he tried smoking weed at the dinner table yesterday when he showed him some leniency and that Bon needs to earn that trust again. Bon asks if he can at least sit next to someone else, and the camera reveals @Paris in Flames sitting beside Bon with a creepy smile on his face. Paris is offended that Bon would want to change spots. Paris reminds Bon that they're super good friends and have love for each other... forever and always. Paris creepily smiles at Bon, and then tells him that he'll even feed him to help him out. Paris takes a huge slab of meat and slams it in Bon's disfigured face. The food falls down into Bon's lap as he sits there, sad, while the rest of the dinner table laughs.
God slams his fists on the tables, yelling "enough." He doesn't know how MCG ever ran a successful wrestling promotion with a bunch of scoundrels like them, but they better shape up or they're going to end up with Lucifer. Suddenly, the dinner table groans as they declare that Lucifer has already arrived. @The Gongshow walks into the picture with a smirk. He's acting all buddy buddy with everyone, but no one really wants to include him for be involved with him. God asks Gongshow why he was late, and @Scandale du Jour barges in and tells Gongshow to never break into his room again and use his mirror. Scandale says he and God are tight and he has an endless supply of mirrors and doesn't need Gongshow to go ruin them. They get into a shoving battle, but a lightning bolt gets in between them to separate them. God tells the HFWF table to look at him and declares that his hair is going to fall out because of them. God declares all of them unfit for heaven and is about ready to send them all to hell.
Lil' Connor speaks up, standing on his chair, though. He tells God that they're really just nice people who were in a bit of a mishap. They're sad, but they deserve another chance. God asks Connor if he's really willing to vouch for them. Connor says he is. @Emperoreddy suddenly appears out of thin air in the seat beside Connor at the dinner table. Connor is elated, hugging Emperoreddy, but then slapping him for dying so soon. Connor throws bread at Emperoreddy in anger. Emperoreddy calms Connor down and tells him they can win the tag titles in heaven now. The entire table erupts in laughter, finally bonding over something, as everyone points at Emperoreddy as being a giant loser. Cor jokes that Emperoreddy is a bigger loser than Paris, so Paris reminds Cor that he was beaten over the head with a coconut before dying by a walrus and to keep his mouth shut.
More arguments arise. Suddenly, a loud slam is heard on the table. They all look to God, who replies, "why you looking at me?" It's revealed that Emperoreddy used all his heaven blessed strength to slam his fists into the table in anger. Emperoreddy is shaking as he looks side-to-side at the HFWF table. Emperoreddy takes a moment, and finally lets out...
"WHERE. THE f***. ARE THE FISH STICKS!?!?!?"
The entire table gasps as there's a no swearing rule in heaven. @Brudda uses Herman SheamusFan's arm to point to the sign at the door, with the sign saying "NO CURSING" and Emperoreddy replies, "f*** EM! f*** THAT! WHERE THE f*** MY FISH STICKS! I GO BACK TO HEAVEN, I GET A SPEAR THROUGH MY BODY, AND THERE'S NO DAMN FISH STICKS WAITING FOR ME?" Connor is yelling at Emp to calm down and that he's going to ruin everything. Emperoreddy picks up The Gongshow and throws him through the dinner table! Everyone stands back in absolute shock and horror. God rises to his feet and he officially banishes Emperoreddy back to hell. Emperoreddy is about to vanish, but Emperoreddy grabs Lil' Connor by his shirt!
EMPEROREDDY HAS DRAGGED LIL' CONNOR DOWN TO HELL WITH HIM!
"Uh oh," lets out God, as he looks down as Emperoreddy (& Lil' Connor) descend down below.
To be continued...
EVENTS:
- Emperoreddy drags Lil' Connor down to hell with him.