HFWF: The Reboot XI - The Return

[KIRK]

UPDATE: @ColePens is shown in a super secret location. He has a couple of vials in front of him on the table. He writes some notes and then hands the vials to a couple of people in a lab.

They people in the lab do their work, and then keep an eye on a machine behind glass. The machine is going wild, smoke, sparks, all that stuff as it’s working on the vials. After several moments, one of the workers in the lab yells out, “IT WORKED!”

ColePens pops up out of his chair and slowly approaches the glass. He looks at the machine as the smoke settles...

A zombie version of @Scandale du Jour walks out. He cracks his neck, breathes heavily, and belts out in a robotic voice, “where the **** is my mirror?” Cole smiles.

To be continued...

KIRK (@KIRK)
Personally, I think @ColePens creation Zombie Frankenstein @Scandale du Jour is an improvement, but let's let @Clare2904 be the judge.

 

[KIRK]

UPDATE:

In the in between, @Emperoreddy prepares to do battle with Lil’ Connor.

“Is it really you?” Connor says, with a big, glowing smile on his face. “Wow, I finally get to meet my hero.” Emp takes his sunglasses off as a soft expression comes over his face at finally meeting the young lad.

Connor says he told all his friends in heaven that one day he knew he would get to meet his hero, and that he always stood by him even if he did set off a domino effect that ended up killing him.

“Sorry about that, kid,” Emp says. Connor says he could do without the swears. Emp explains everyone picked on him after Connor passed away and left him out, so he started lashing out. Connor says he understands. It got lonely for him too. He used to be invited to birthday parties, but then people forgot about him. The two sit side-by-side now, having a heart-to-heart. Connor says he understands people get stressed out and they lose sight of who they are. Connor turned to the HFWF. He says everyone felt like a friend to him even if they didn’t know him. He chose Emp as his favourite because of how many other kids he made happy and couldn’t wait for that to be him. Connor says he always liked @Mitchy too, but Emperoreddy was always his favourite even in death.

Emp looks to be breaking down now. Connor puts his hand on his back and tells Emp it’s okay. Connor tells Emp no one can pick on him or make him feel left out here anymore. Connor says they can be best friends. Emp tells Connor he was sent here because he has to fight Connor in a match, and if Emp wins, he can return to earth. Connor gets sad at the realization that his hero is only here temporarily. Emp says “**** IT,” and tells Connor he’d rather stay with him. Connor gets happy, “YEAH?” Emp says “**** YEAH!” Emp says they can eat together, train together, play games together, watch @Cor ’s stupid ass fail in movies - Connor interjects here, laughing at how many movies Cor has been rejected in in heaven. Emp says that sounds like Cor.

The two smile at each other, but Connor says he can’t let Emp do that. Connor says Emp needs to be back down there on earth. Connor says Emp needs to channel who he really is though. He needs to go on that island, save @Falco Lombardi, @SeidoN, @Mitchy, @Serac, @Disclose, @KIRK, @PeterSidorkiewicz, @Dr Pepper, GUADALUPE and @jbell886 ’s floating head. Connor tells Emp he needs to bring them back to civilization and save the HFWF and then win the HFWF World title! Connor says he and Emp can be BFFs when it’s Emp’s time, but it’s not time his time now. Connor lays down and tells Emp to pin him. Both of them are crying now.

“Are you sure,” asks Emp.

“Positive,” replies Connor.

Emp pins Connor, and it’s good. Emp is going to return to earth! Emp and Connor stand in front of each other now, and Emp tells Connor he’ll see him soon. Connor says he hopes not too soon, because Emp has to save the world. Emp and Connor hug. Connor ascends back up to heaven. Emp evaporates in the in between.


ISLAND

The stand off between the HFWF talent and mermaid against the Sentinels is ongoing. They’re biding their time.

Suddenly, a wild Emperoreddy appears out of thin air, scaring everyone. “LET’S ****ING GO” yells Emp, but a Sentinel throws a spear right through Emp’s torso! Emp is dead again.

The camera in heaven shows Connor looking down, and he lets out a big “what the ****” upon witnessing Emp dying again.

EVENTS
- Emp and Connor reconcile.
- Emp pins Connor to return to earth.
- Emperoreddy dies again via spear through the torso by a Sentinel.

KIRK (@KIRK)
@Emperoreddy, I trust you realize the wrestling gods were punishing you with the death by spear because you didn't deliver a F U to 'Lil Connor before pinning him.

 

[KIRK]

KIRK (@KIRK)
Hey @ColePens, you rescued me from a tornado in Oklahoma, but now you have your helicopter back and still haven't rescued me from Lunatic Island?

KIRK (@KIRK)
Loving your Zombie Franken Frenchy @Scandale du Jour creation. Can't wait to see what you've got planned for @El Dandy.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

*Is Still Dead*

Falco is working on getting you a new body.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

*Is Dead*

*shhh*

I got a plan, both to get us off the island and get you a new body

 

[Serac]

“Are you sure,” asks Emp.

“Positive,” replies Connor.

Emp pins Connor, and it’s good. Emp is going to return to earth!

"Nooooo!
A sentinel spears Emp (literally) straight back to hell!
Connor, enraged, slaps the STF on Emp and Emp taps out!"

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Lil’ Connor, in his room in heaven, witnessing a spear going through @Emperoreddy as soon as he returned to earth, killing him again.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Lil’ Connor realizing he can’t have an undefeated streak in his wrestling career in heaven because he laid down for @Emperoreddy all for that dope to immediately get killed again

 

[Emperoreddy]

f*** the sentinel people.

Also f*** all you f***ers on the island for pissing them off.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

I have a friend in animation who I gave a very basic rundown of all the shit happening right now and he said he loved it.

@BonMorrison just had to go mention Adult Swim

 

[Emperoreddy]

I came back from the dead once. I can do it again. This time I am going to ask Lil’ Conner to come with me, team up, and help set things right as a tag team and we can win some gold as well.

Hell maybe @Mitchy will give him an autograph.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

I came back from the dead once. I can do it again. This time I am going to ask Lil’ Conner to come with me, team up, and help set things right as a tag team and we can win some gold as well.

Hell maybe @Mitchy will give him an autograph.

Zombie Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
Join the Zombie Club, we have brains!

 

[Fro]

Zombie Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
Join the Zombie Club, we have brains!

Then we now know you have broken up with @UnrealMachine

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Then we now know you have broken up with @UnrealMachine

Zombie Frenchy @Scandale du Jour
Well, the guy DID push me out of a window and cost me my pretty face.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

the mAChine @The Catalyst
I am going to set the wrestling world on fire. It is time to take the old outdated ways and establishments and burn them down. Like a Phoenix I shall emerge from the flames and take wrestling to new heights.

the mAChine @The Catalyst
Speaking of Phoenix, I heard Cid Phoenix passed away. Apparently he had an aneurysm from his accident that was missed and went to join little Connor in the great wrestling ring in the sky. RIP Cid.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

 

[Disclose]

Falco is like f*** it. ill rescue myself.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

 

[Scandale du Jour]

@M.C.G. 31 is sooooo killing you off.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Update:

@ColePens is shown getting into his helicopter with zombie @Scandale du Jour. They’re out to save @KIRK.

8 hours later...

Zombie Scandale is now flying the helicopter. They shine a light down on the island and see the standoff with the Sentinels. KIRK recognizes the helicopter and starts jumping on GUADALUPE like a trampoline. They descend down to grab KIRK, AND COLEPENS GRABS KIRK!

Zombie Scandale begins to fly away and leaving everyone else, but Zombie Scandale flies the helicopter into the aircraft that was about to save @Falco Lombardi. Both crash into the sea and island, everyone flying down to the water below.

Falco is trapped and possibly dead, KIRK is still stranded but landed on shore, ColePens landed on GUADALUPE’S stomach so he’s healthy, and who knows what happened to Zombie Scandale.

To be continued...

 

[Falco Lombardi]

 

[Falco Lombardi]

OOC

LLRR will be up later today and probably just ignore the insanity going on with the island because I’ve got no idea how to connect it

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

OOC

LLRR will be up later today and probably just ignore the insanity going on with the island because I’ve got no idea how to connect it

Parallel universe.
Split timeline.
Alternative dimension

 

[Falco Lombardi]

Parallel universe.
Split timeline.
Alternative dimension

Still think it might turn out that this is a dream that @M.C.G. 31 is having and he’s secretly lost his mind from the Emmys

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Parallel universe.
Split timeline.
Alternative dimension

Oh really? We reached the multiverse stage before the MCU officially did?