UPDATE
I WANT MY SON BACK
At HFWF HQ,
@UnrealMachine (still with
@The Gongshow ‘s corpse) on his shoulder,
@El Dandy and
@The Catalyst are shocked as MCG looks disappointed and defeated.
“Dude... YOU SLEEP HERE?” The camera reveals an entire, HUGE bedroom in HFWF HQ as Dandy calls him out on that. MCG says he’s very serious about this business and he means it literally when he calls it his baby. MCG looks around his bedroom and shows off his title collection on the wall, but realized the United States Title is missing. MCG loses his mind and starts freaking out, El Dandy and Legendary AC play coy and wonder if zombie
@Scandale du Jour took it with him.
AC makes MCG feel better, saying it’s not the worst thing they’ve seen. I mean... everyone witnessed UnrealMachine pummel Gongshow to death with a PlayStation. UnrealMachine laughs and says that was pretty funny. Suddenly, AC notices something.
“Hey, MCG... do you have a kid?” AC and Dandy approach a picture on a bureau or a younger MCG with a kid. Unreal, AC and Dandy give MCG a look, who now plays coy. Dandy interrogates MCG on WHO his baby is? MCG tells them to forget about and to go back upstairs and we’ll all play some video games while we’re quarantined in HFWF HQ. AC and Dandy press the issue, and Dandy goes under MCG’s bed and finds a whole box of stuff. It has a scratched out name and when the box is opened, a bunch of trophies, child sports uniforms, hockey sticks, plaques are in there.
They’re kind of old and it’s hard to make out the names. But suddenly, El Dandy let’s out a huge “HOLY ****” as he pulls out a picture. MCG tried running over to stop him from looking at it, but it’s too late. Dandy, AC, and UnrealMachine hold the picture away from the camera and MCG as they look at it in shock.
“HE’S YOUR SON?”
MCG starts looking emotional and shaken up. El Dandy turns the picture towards MCG, asking when or if he was ever going to drop this bombshell.
IT’S A PICTURE OF MCG &
@Mitchy from Mitchy’s graduation! MCG grabs the picture and looks at it. MCG looks up to the trio and tells them it’s time to tell them the truth.
MCG tells UnrealMachine to go put Gongshow’s body in the big walk in freezer and then to meet up in the arcade where MCG will tell them the full story. UnrealMachine looks confused at the freezer bit, so MCG tells Dandy and AC to show Unreal where it is. Dandy and AC walk with UnrealMachine down the hall and to the right where a massive walk-in freezer is. Dandy and AC are excited to hear the story as they rearrange the freezer to hide Gongshow’s body.
Suddenly, MCG runs up and he closes the freezer door on AC, Dandy and UnrealMachine! MCG locks the door and locks them inside with a padlock. They try banging on the doors but they can’t get out. MCG calls them “sons of *****es.” MCG rests against the wall looking emotional, and MCG then yells out, “I WANT MY SON BACK! I’M COMING @Mitchy!”
MCG runs and catches the elevator. He goes up to the roof, and finds the helicopter. MCG gets in and starts it up. MCG yells out, “I’M COMING, SON!” And MCG flies the helicopter off as he ventures out to find his son, Mitchy.
To be continued...
EVENTS
- Mitchy is revealed to be MCG’s son.
- MCG locks UnrealMachine, El Dandy and Legendary AC in a freezer, leaving them for dead.
- MCG flies away from HQ via helicopter to find his son, Mitchy.
