I just did the first half for you DKH. Want me to finish it and make a thread?
Twas the night before Christmas, and all things black and gold…
Not a defenseman was skating, for they are too old
3rd rounders are traded for Rinaldo with care,
The only problem being that Rinaldo is simply not there.
Jimmy Hayes is comfortably sleeping inside his large bed,
While Christmas elves continue to fill his large skates with lead
Belesky has 3 point 8 million reasons to dislike the cap,
But maybe Vegas will free us from that Sweeney stop-gap.
The expansion is June 21st, but could it please come sooner?
That seems as likely as a defensive commitment from ol' Ryan Spooner
Cheating towards the breakout he’ll do in a flash,
Which destines you to play with your friend Riley Nash
Thank goodness for Tuukka, who’s the MVP don’t you know
Because good things happen when you shoot, can’t score, and are slow
Who needs Looch or Hamilton, Boychuk or Segs
When you’ve got Quader and Miller, and their 3 working legs
Thankfully there’s David Backes, David Backes is quick,
The only problem is David’s older than St Nick
You cant afford Loui, and Loui is old,
But young David is affordable, bring his youth to the fold
"Now, Debrusk! Now Senyshyn! And Frederick is new !
Your first rounders are better when they come from round 2
And if they can come from round 3 it’s 3 times as nice
Like a Joe Colbourne to tout, but at 3 times the price