News Article: Colorado Avalanche Media Coverage Part V

[McMetal]

This may be an icing

"...and it will be."

 

[UncleRisto]

I forget which thread this discussion was going on in the other day, but this seems as appropriate a place as any to post it.

I present to you: Moser Bingo.

Like a Pitching Wedge​	Stuffed Down Deep​	May Have Gotten A Piece​	Scissoring​	No Call There​
This May Be An Icing​	On His Gut​	Pool Cue'd​	Blew His Own Tire​	Good Wood On It​
Clubbed Down​	Rubbed Off The Puck​	I Can't Believe It!​	Turnaround Opportunity!​	The Worst Kind of Way​
Timeout Is Coming Your Way​	Off the Side Of the Cage​	Rang it Off The Iron​	Took a Funny Bounce​	Lifted High in the Air​
Put the Brakes On​	Absorbed A Hit​	Knocked Down From Behind!​	Kicked it to His Blade​	Didn't Get All He Wanted On It​

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Drink each time he says one of these during one game of bingo.

 

[McMetal]

Drink each time he says one of these during one game of bingo.

McMetal's Shitposts, Inc. is not responsible for any liver damage taken.

 

[MarkT]

I have a couple of suggestions to add to it if needed:
"...and no call!"
"gives it up to" when a player makes an intentional pass to another player

Edit: I see you've got "no call there". I personally prefer when he's completely incredulous when the refs don't call a hook or similar infraction

 

[JWK]

I forget which thread this discussion was going on in the other day, but this seems as appropriate a place as any to post it.

I present to you: Moser Bingo.

Like a Pitching Wedge​	Stuffed Down Deep​	May Have Gotten A Piece​	Scissoring​	No Call There​
This May Be An Icing​	On His Gut​	Pool Cue'd​	Blew His Own Tire​	Good Wood On It​
Clubbed Down​	Rubbed Off The Puck​	I Can't Believe It!​	Turnaround Opportunity!​	The Worst Kind of Way​
Timeout Is Coming Your Way​	Off the Side Of the Cage​	Rang it Off The Iron​	Took a Funny Bounce​	Lifted High in the Air​
Put the Brakes On​	Absorbed A Hit​	Knocked Down From Behind!​	Kicked it to His Blade​	Didn't Get All He Wanted On It​

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Need's a "WHERE IS IT" but I understand there's too many to choose from

 

[Foppa2118]

I forget which thread this discussion was going on in the other day, but this seems as appropriate a place as any to post it.

I present to you: Moser Bingo.

Like a Pitching Wedge​	Stuffed Down Deep​	May Have Gotten A Piece​	Scissoring​	No Call There​
This May Be An Icing​	On His Gut​	Pool Cue'd​	Blew His Own Tire​	Good Wood On It​
Clubbed Down​	Rubbed Off The Puck​	I Can't Believe It!​	Turnaround Opportunity!​	The Worst Kind of Way​
Timeout Is Coming Your Way​	Off the Side Of the Cage​	Rang it Off The Iron​	Took a Funny Bounce​	Lifted High in the Air​
Put the Brakes On​	Absorbed A Hit​	Knocked Down From Behind!​	Kicked it to His Blade​	Didn't Get All He Wanted On It​

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

To be fair, many of these are often used phrases by all PBP guys.

 

[Richard88]

I forget which thread this discussion was going on in the other day, but this seems as appropriate a place as any to post it.

I present to you: Moser Bingo.

Like a Pitching Wedge​	Stuffed Down Deep​	May Have Gotten A Piece​	Scissoring​	No Call There​
This May Be An Icing​	On His Gut​	Pool Cue'd​	Blew His Own Tire​	Good Wood On It​
Clubbed Down​	Rubbed Off The Puck​	I Can't Believe It!​	Turnaround Opportunity!​	The Worst Kind of Way​
Timeout Is Coming Your Way​	Off the Side Of the Cage​	Rang it Off The Iron​	Took a Funny Bounce​	Lifted High in the Air​
Put the Brakes On​	Absorbed A Hit​	Knocked Down From Behind!​	Kicked it to His Blade​	Didn't Get All He Wanted On It​

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

You forgot the most obvious one of all..... "Amaaaaayzing"

 

[AllAboutAvs]

McMetal's Shitposts, Inc. is not responsible for any liver damage taken.

Sure you are. Be a man and take responsibility for what you have done.

 

[S E P H]

I forget which thread this discussion was going on in the other day, but this seems as appropriate a place as any to post it.

I present to you: Moser Bingo.

Like a Pitching Wedge​	Stuffed Down Deep​	May Have Gotten A Piece​	Scissoring​	No Call There​
This May Be An Icing​	On His Gut​	Pool Cue'd​	Blew His Own Tire​	Good Wood On It​
Clubbed Down​	Rubbed Off The Puck​	I Can't Believe It!​	Turnaround Opportunity!​	The Worst Kind of Way​
Timeout Is Coming Your Way​	Off the Side Of the Cage​	Rang it Off The Iron​	Took a Funny Bounce​	Lifted High in the Air​
Put the Brakes On​	Absorbed A Hit​	Knocked Down From Behind!​	Kicked it to His Blade​	Didn't Get All He Wanted On It​

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

"I Can't Believe It!" right in the middle where it should be.

 

[Ceremony]

Needs more GAW-LEE imo.

 

[Cake Malar]

This may be an icing

"They're dead tired!"

 

[KingSizeKirby]

“Up on his skates, he wants out”

 

[S E P H]

So did we just make a new entry for our avatars? @Hasbro

1) Moser with one of his stupid sayings
2) Avs player picture
3) Stanley Cup Playoffs picture

Thoughts?

 

[Ceremony]

So did we just make a new entry for our avatars? @Hasbro

1) Moser with one of his stupid sayings
2) Avs player picture
3) Stanley Cup Playoffs picture

Thoughts?

This is a good idea and should be posted in the appropriate thread. I'm sure there's a smug looking picture or two we can use of him.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

You forgot, "Oh, he did not just do that!"

 

[McMetal]

You forgot, "Oh, he did not just do that!"

Oh man, that one really did belong up there.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Oh man, that one really did belong up there.

Usually goes...

"Oh, he did not just do that! No, he did not! Oh yes he did!"

 

[5280]

That’s some funny shit

 

[Hasbro]

Usually goes...

"Oh, he did not just do that! No, he did not! Oh yes he did!"

We should collect them if we do.

And since @Moops is doing the work he should get final say.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Damn. I had a dream last night that I went to a playoff game and was interviewed on TV by the Altitude crew. I woke up super disappointed that it had just been a dream because I was talking about Toews, Makar, and Girard and managed to sneak in like 5 or 6 of Mosers euphemisms. So now I want someone to actually do this.

It ended up being something like "we are so spoiled and lucky as Avs fans to have 3 legit #1 d-men, watching them scissoring on the back end all night long, with Makar able to lay a lick at will, and Toews and Makar firing bombs from the blue line when they get good wood"

I feel like HFAvs members need to take an oath that if they get the opportunity to do that, they do it.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[S E P H]

Weird, going to ESPN/TNT? From my understanding he was supposed to replace McKenzie...

 

[Pokecheque]

BTW has "He's red hot!" been added to the Moserisms? I was just watching the helmet toss video for fun and was reminded.

 

[John Mandalorian]

Damn. I had a dream last night that I went to a playoff game and was interviewed on TV by the Altitude crew. I woke up super disappointed that it had just been a dream because I was talking about Toews, Makar, and Girard and managed to sneak in like 5 or 6 of Mosers euphemisms. So now I want someone to actually do this.

It ended up being something like "we are so spoiled and lucky as Avs fans to have 3 legit #1 d-men, watching them scissoring on the back end all night long, with Makar able to lay a lick at will, and Toews and Makar firing bombs from the blue line when they get good wood"

I feel like HFAvs members need to take an oath that if they get the opportunity to do that, they do it.

That is a strange dream. It kind of makes that dream with midgets in leather chaps seem normal.

 

[AvsFanInMichigan]

Where’s the spot for when McNab has to correct him because he has no idea wtf he’s talking about