I really don't know how else I could emphasize how dumb and silly the idea of trading every single asset that is 25 and older off a team to people.
Everyone gets too serious. Have fun with it, make counter moves, be silly. People on here can be such a downer.
It's fun if there's a reasonable logic that people can kind of follow from different angles. If there isn't a reasonable logic to follow, everyone backs away slowly.
If I'm redoing this in a way that might be accepted by other teams but as a retool:
I'd do something like Monahan+ for Laine
Hanifin+ for a similar calibre RD and assume both Brodie and Hamonic are out.
Keep Rittich and let's overpay for Kuemper using our first (because I hate the idea but for the sake of fun and self torture, sure).
Then I'd completely screw with the line blender and roll:
Tkachuk - Backlund/Lindholm (this is a reasonable 1st line, probably around average)
Gaudreau - Bennett - Laine (this is a borderline 1st line, but a line that should feast on many 2nd lines.. think Kane/Panarin Anisimov lite)
Mangiapane - Dube - Ryan (this is a strong 3rd line with skill, speed and tenacity)
MEH (Who cares.. but I'd like to occasionally see Pellettier, Phillips and maybe Quine here?)
Gio - Andersson (Slightly below average 1st pairing)
Valimaki - RD (Should be average 2nd pairing)
Kylington - MEH (Should be average 3rd pairing)
MEH (honestly speaking, quite a few teams work with worse)
Kuemper (Should be adequate league average ish goaltending overall)
Rittich
This roster I think is more likely to be either super bad or super good and I think it would fit under the salary cap and I've attempted to address other teams needs and overpay by 10% or more for the player I want to get. It would probably be a roster with the farm sold off though.
See honestly this is the type of post I was hoping for.
The bolded is by far the most confusing part to me.
While I think the italics is a valid point, I think this roster will be worse now but much better faster than their current trajectory. Cgy has always been a team that has been stuck in the middle for decades. Never bad but never great.
The trades were designed to be average to give people a platform to improve and fiddle with them but no one ever embraces fun and instead complains that getting Johnny hockey wont let them resign Benning.
It might just be impossible to have fun on here lol
It's not hard to do value losing trades for your team and have the other fan base say, "Start the car!", but the other fan bases participating are all basically saying, "No." Like I said, that's kinda of bizarre and almost impressive at the same time.