Proposal: CGY Mega Rebuild thread: EDM/NYR/CHI/COL/VAN/TBL

[Meeqs]

You guys know the deal, CGY is AWFUL so we are going to completely blow it up. If you are a player of value 25 years or older you're OUTTA HERE. We gunna make a team of young kids, be bad for a few years and then run trail on the Pac. So without further adoooooo

(PS, this is a silly thread, so don't be a melvin saying it's unrealistic, like no duh. Make changes, offer alternatives, stick to the parameters)

Trade 1:
Edm: Bouchard, Lavoie
CGY: Gaudreau, EDM's 2020 3rd, Klyington

We getting McDavid some actual help boi's

Trade 2:
NYR: Chytil, Georgiev, Kravstov, Staal
CGY: Monahan

NYR gets their top 6 center in a cap neutral deal.

Trade 3:
Chi: Strome, Maatta, 2020 3rd
CGY: Giordano(50% retention), Backlund

Chi swaps to a top teir defensive 3c and gets a top pairing dmen to help Toews & Kane make one last push. Maatta is a cap dump

Trade 4:
COL: Timmins, Compher, Jost, Ranta
CGY: Lindholm

COL gets a top 6 winger with term.

Trade 5:
VAN: 2021 1st & 2nd, 2020 3rd, Roussel , Eriksson
CGY: 2020 7th

Van's cap problems magically go away, allowing them to resign anyone they need. Could swap Roussel with Baertschi or Beagle if wanted

Offer sheet:
TBL: Cirelli (6.9AAVx6 [nice])
CGY: 2021 1st, 2nd, 3rd


Final Roster:

Tkachuk/Cirelli/Dube
Bennett/Strome/Kravstov
Chytil/Compher/Roussel
Lucic/Ryan/Jost
Eriksson/Lavioe

Hanafin/Andersson
Valimaki/Timmins
Maatta/Bouchard
Staal

Giorgiev(4x4)
Rittich

This team is bad enough to get a few top picks, has young upside to grow quickly and has a ton of snarl to stay entertaining.

Enjoy

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[Crabapple]

How are we supposed to fit in Gaudreau without shedding any salary? Not interested at all from an Oilers perspective.

 

[Meeqs]

How are we supposed to fit in Gaudreau without shedding any salary? Not interested at all from an Oilers perspective.

You have 10m with no one to sign. Trade people idk. Don't worry so much about the 'how' and more about the 'fun & zoomies"

 

[Kahvi]

If you want to completely blow up a team for a rebuild, you dont spend your next 1st rounder in an offer sheet

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

You say rebuild, but have the Flames giving up their 1st. Does not compute.

 

[Bond]

Hate most of those trades for the Flames unless the plan is get mediocre returns and tank for lotto picks.
A whole lot of quantity for quality and then you give away a lotto pick for Cirelli.
3/10

 

[Meeqs]

If you want to completely blow up a team for a rebuild, you dont spend your next 1st rounder in an offer sheet

Gotta get big brain to have some fun. Plus we get Vans 1st and they will win the lotto

 

[Meeqs]

Hate most of those trades for the Flames unless the plan is get mediocre returns and tank for lotto picks.
A whole lot of quantity for quality and then you give away a lotto pick for Cirelli.
3/10

See someone gets it

 

[Why2Jay]

Wow. Yeah this is why Oilers fans shouldn't make up rebuild posts for there #1 Rival. Some of the most atrocious trades I've ever seen. You basically dismantle the Flames and give them no hope for the foreseeable future at the same time. Congrats.
Bouchard For Johnny lmfao

 

[Meeqs]

Wow. Yeah this is why Oilers fans shouldn't make up rebuild posts for there #1 Rival. Some of the most atrocious trades I've ever seen. You basically dismantle the Flames and give them no hope for the foreseeable future at the same time. Congrats Bouchard For Johnny lmfao

Yes, me, the sleeper Oiler fan. You have caught onto my master plan by pointing out the clear and obvious rouse all along

 

[Meeqs]

You say rebuild, but have the Flames giving up their 1st. Does not compute.

I mean you COULD not do the offer sheet, which would make logical sense, but this is about fun, not logic

 

[ChaoticOrange]

absolutely zero interest from Edmonton.

 

[Sam Pollock]

You guys know the deal, CGY is AWFUL so we are going to completely blow it up. If you are a player of value 25 years or older you're OUTTA HERE. We gunna make a team of young kids, be bad for a few years and then run trail on the Pac. So without further adoooooo

(PS, this is a silly thread, so don't be a melvin saying it's unrealistic, like no duh. Make changes, offer alternatives, stick to the parameters)

Trade 1:
Edm: Bouchard, Lavoie
CGY: Gaudreau, EDM's 2020 3rd, Klyington

We getting McDavid some actual help boi's

Trade 2:
NYR: Chytil, Georgiev, Kravstov, Staal
CGY: Monahan

NYR gets their top 6 center in a cap neutral deal.

Trade 3:
Chi: Strome, Maatta, 2020 3rd
CGY: Giordano(50% retention), Backlund

Chi swaps to a top teir defensive 3c and gets a top pairing dmen to help Toews & Kane make one last push. Maatta is a cap dump

Trade 4:
COL: Timmins, Compher, Jost, Ranta
CGY: Lindholm

COL gets a top 6 winger with term.

Trade 5:
VAN: 2021 1st & 2nd, 2020 3rd, Roussel , Eriksson
CGY: 2020 7th

Van's cap problems magically go away, allowing them to resign anyone they need. Could swap Roussel with Baertschi or Beagle if wanted

Offer sheet:
TBL: Cirelli (6.9AAVx6 [nice])
CGY: 2021 1st, 2nd, 3rd


Final Roster:

Tkachuk/Cirelli/Dube
Bennett/Strome/Kravstov
Chytil/Compher/Roussel
Lucic/Ryan/Jost
Eriksson/Lavioe

Hanafin/Andersson
Valimaki/Timmins
Maatta/Bouchard
Staal

Giorgiev(4x4)
Rittich

This team is bad enough to get a few top picks, has young upside to grow quickly and has a ton of snarl to stay entertaining.

Enjoy

Just wondering what happened to Mangipane? Also, do you really consider Bennett a top 6 winger?

 

[Kupo]

Rangers decline the awful proposal, and then

 

[Meeqs]

Just wondering what happened to Mangipane? Also, do you really consider Bennett a top 6 winger?

Ohh yeah forgot about him. He would be a keep as he is under 25

 

[Meeqs]

Rangers decline the awful proposal, and then

I mean the team is called the FLAMES, so your weapon has no effect on us and thus the trade goes through. Should have tried a super soaker

 

[Mazatt]

How are we supposed to fit in Gaudreau without shedding any salary? Not interested at all from an Oilers perspective.

Lmao you don't want Gaudreau because of the cap? Weak shit

 

[GoodbyeLuongo]

Lol Vancouver’s need to clear cap space isn’t to the point where they’re gonna deal three high draft picks for a flipping 7th round pick.

That is how you begin to self-destruct a promising team

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Definite no thanks from Colorado.

 

[Meeqs]

Definite no thanks from Colorado.

Really? I thought that was one of the less absurd ones lmao

 

[Meeqs]

Lol Vancouver’s need to clear cap space isn’t to the point where they’re gonna deal three high draft picks for a flipping 7th round pick.

That is how you begin to self-destruct a promising team

No Tyler Myers and the 5000 bad UFA contracts is how you self-destruct a promising team. I think you severely underestimate how bad of a spot Van is in

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Really? I thought that was one of the less absurd ones lmao

Might be one of the less absurd ones but it’s still an easy no. The suggestions in OP look like a conversation among Flames fans sat around the bar at Cowboys after 23 coors lights.

 

[Meeqs]

Might be one of the less absurd ones but it’s still an easy no. The suggestions in OP look like a conversation among Flames fans sat around the bar at Cowboys after 23 coors lights.

I'm glad you picked up on that aesthetic

 

[SingnBluesOnBroadway]

Trade 2:
NYR: Chytil, Georgiev, Kravstov, Staal
CGY: Monahan

NYR gets their top 6 center in a cap neutral deal.

No.

 

[Sam Pollock]

Rangers decline the awful proposal, and then

It's because Staal is included isn't it.