OT: 77th Obsequious Banter Thread: the one where everyone underperforms

[DancingPanther]

That's bubbly

Isn't bubbly a funny word? Just say it out loud

But I'm confused because the soda in question also says carbonated, in english, therefore solidifying its status as a soda

 

[Beef Invictus]

Isn't bubbly a funny word? Just say it out loud

But I'm confused because the soda in question also says carbonated, in english, therefore solidifying its status as a soda

Soda is soda. This is just air water

 

[DancingPanther]

Soda is soda. This is just air water

Hmmmmm

 

[Beef Invictus]

Opening this weird water is hard. There's a marble involved. It came with instructions.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

I haven't had Ramune in forever but I always enjoyed slamming the stopper down to dislodge the ball. Satisfying.

 

[Lord Defect]

Opening this weird water is hard. There's a marble involved. It came with instructions.

Just use a drill and a glass magnet to catch the glass shavings

 

[Beef Invictus]

We did it. It tastes good. The marble rolls around in the upper chamber

 

[DancingPanther]

This weird water saga is enticing

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Hmmm, @Beef Invictus first posts about this drink at ~4ET and at nearly 10ET posts that the bottle is difficult to open.

What were you doing to that bottle for 6 hours?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hmmm, @Beef Invictus first posts about this drink at ~4ET and at nearly 10ET posts that the bottle is difficult to open.

What were you doing to that bottle for 6 hours?

Observing its habits. That's the most responsible thing to do with unknown foods.

 

[Beef Invictus]

But yeah Weirdwater is sealed with a marble. And you have to defeat the marble in single combat to imbibe the fluids it restrains.


It's all really odd

 

[Beef Invictus]

The expiration date reads "Best Before: MM.DD.YYYY"

 

[DancingPanther]

Hmmm, @Beef Invictus first posts about this drink at ~4ET and at nearly 10ET posts that the bottle is difficult to open.

What were you doing to that bottle for 6 hours?

Clearly, trying to open it. It had a marble for f***'s sake

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Clearly, trying to open it. It had a marble for f***'s sake

By hour 3, you'd be champagne swording that shit open, I'd imagine.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Also the marble rolls back into the top and reseals it when you try to drink, unless you use a couple dents in the bottle to restrain the marble. That's some Hellraiser-grade torture.

 

[DancingPanther]

By hour 3, you'd be champagne swording that shit open, I'd imagine.

True story:

One time I got a pepsi from a machine and the lid wasn't perforated so me and my friend went through 2 plastic forks, 2 paper clips, and a plastic knife trying to jimmy it off. Successfully. Was a great way to not study. Took maybe 30 mins

 

[Lord Defect]

True story:

One time I got a pepsi from a machine and the lid wasn't perforated so me and my friend went through 2 plastic forks, 2 paper clips, and a plastic knife trying to jimmy it off. Successfully. Was a great way to not study. Took maybe 30 mins

A can? Just jab a pencil in the top like Vincent Vega stabbing Mia Wallace in the chest in pulp fiction

 

[DancingPanther]

A can? Just jab a pencil in the top like Vincent Vega stabbing Mia Wallace in the chest in pulp fiction

Bottle. It was unscrewoffable

 

[BiggE]

Bottle. It was unscrewoffable

I’m pretty sure Robert Hagg is also unscrewoffable

 

[Lord Defect]

Bottle. It was unscrewoffable

Just put a bag over its head

 

[Starat327]

Just put a bag over its head

Underrated post.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@JojoTheWhale you gonna be watching Krebs on 60 Minutes?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

So that random piece of metal found in Utah disappeared over night.

This is fine.

 

[kudymen]

How the hell does he get out of there
Helmet apparently pariatlly melted, but still. WTF

 

[Lord Defect]

How the hell does he get out of there
Helmet apparently pariatlly melted, but still. WTF

Because it didn’t explode. Their FR suits are the legitest of the legit. My FR clothing is eh,
compared to it.