OT: 77th Obsequious Banter Thread: the one where everyone underperforms

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DancingPanther

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Now that you mention it...
She split open a crack in her lip. Happened to me a few times before. Doesn't hurt, not even when healing, and fills up 2 paper towels with blood. Nothing to freak about. Just cracks in the right (wrong?) place by chance

Personally, I was embracing, both times, my immentent demise. Neither time brought the sweet release
 

Beef Invictus

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Split lip from what we could gather. I was at work in the morning and on my way home she texted me saying her lip won't stop bleeding and it's a lot. It took her a while to find out where the blood was coming from. Originally she thought it was from her mouth but she eventually noticed a split or something that looks like a split.

The rest of the day it didn't bleed nor could you tell that anything happened by looking at her lip.

It was the wildest thing.


It was spontaneous. Cut opened up. Cut closed.



Yes.

Do you want me to beat up the cut
 

Hollywood Cannon

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Rush Hour is on MTV right now, followed up by Rush Hour 2, and then Rush Hour 3.

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