OT: 77th Obsequious Banter Thread: the one where everyone underperforms

[CanadianFlyer88]

All Flyers who wore #77 were disappointing underachievers. Prove me wrong.

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[Starat327]

@Hollywood Couturier it seems to have mostly died down here, but i'm still nervously waiting for something to come crashing through the skylight.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Couturier it seems to have mostly died down here, but i'm still nervously waiting for something to come crashing through the skylight.

I’m moderately happy about this thing falling. The tree broke in a storm months back and I was always scared sending my dog out there. So at least that didn’t happen and that was avoided.

Just not exactly the best financial time to get a basically full sized tree removed from my yard.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I’m moderately happy about this thing falling. The tree broke in a storm months back and I was always scared sending my dog out there. So at least that didn’t happen and that was avoided.

Just not exactly the best financial time to get a basically full sized tree removed from my yard.

Sounds like a good time to stockpile some unexpected firewood to me.

 

[Starat327]

I’m moderately happy about this thing falling. The tree broke in a storm months back and I was always scared sending my dog out there. So at least that didn’t happen and that was avoided.

Just not exactly the best financial time to get a basically full sized tree removed from my yard.

You mwan now you may have to sell one of your ps5?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You mwan now you may have to sell one of your ps5?

I DON’T EVEN HAVE ONE FOR MYSELF.

Sheesh.

If I sold them for profit I’d be up like $2k+ but I’m good guy HC and I’m actually in the negative.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sounds like a good time to stockpile some unexpected firewood to me.

If only I had a use for it.

 

[Starat327]

I DON’T EVEN HAVE ONE FOR MYSELF.

Sheesh.

If I sold them for profit I’d be up like $2k+ but I’m good guy HC and I’m actually in the negative.

Welcome to our new lives of civil servitude, Mr. President.

 

[Lord Defect]

You could probably get someone in to come harvest the tree for their own personal lumber needs. You just have to look around online. Either free of charge or they might pay you.

 

[Starat327]

You could probably get someone in to come harvest the tree for their own personal lumber needs. You just have to look around online. Either free of charge or they might pay you.

Alternatively, you can pay someone to come chop it up and have them deliver it to me. I've been super lazy about getting firewood and need still need some.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Chinatown88

Came home and HCette is watching Rush Hour.

 

[Chinatown88]

@Chinatown88

Came home and HCette is watching Rush Hour.

Man you two really want me to have Mrs power rankings and put HCette on top.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Man you two really want me to have Mrs power rankings and put HCette on top.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Man you two really want me to have Mrs power rankings and put HCette on top.

We're now on Rush Hour 3 naturally after watching the entirety of the second one.

 

[Chinatown88]

We're now on Rush Hour 3 naturally after watching the entirety of the second one.

Chinatown's HF Flyers Couples Power Rankings

1) HC and HCette
2) Beefette w/o Beef
3) I don't remember who else has a significant other
4) Beefette and Beef

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Chinatown's HF Flyers Couples Power Rankings

1) HC and HCette
2) Beefette w/o Beef
3) I don't remember who else has a significant other
4) Beefette and Beef

Gotta have Jojo and his Canadian fiancee

 

[Chinatown88]

Gotta have Jojo and his Canadian fiancee

Too many to remember. Jojo and his fiancee whom we haven't nicknamed yet. Tripod and his wife. Bernie and his wife. Starat and his new wife.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Too many to remember. Jojo and his fiancee whom we haven't nicknamed yet.

I would strongly suggest not going with "Whalette" or she will find you and gut you like a deer without me mentioning it. She knows how.

 

[Chinatown88]

I would strongly suggest not going with "Whalette" or she will find you and gut you like a deer without me mentioning it. She knows how.

I'm torn between Jojoette or Mrs. T Whale

 

[DancingPanther]

Chinatown's HF Flyers Couples Power Rankings

1) HC and HCette
2) Beefette w/o Beef
3) I don't remember who else has a significant other
4) Beefette and Beef

DancingPanther and Magua

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm torn between Jojoette or Mrs. T Whale

In an effort to keep you intact, I have found out that “Femwhale” would result in the same fate. Everything else seems to be safe.

 

[Chinatown88]

DancingPanther and Magua

Not DancingPanther and Mordecai?

 

[Magua]

Too many to remember. Jojo and his fiancee whom we haven't nicknamed yet. Tripod and his wife. Bernie and his wife. Starat and his new wife.

Cap and Spotted Dick.

DancingPanther and Magua

 

[Young Sandwich]

Young Sandwich and Slightly Younger Sandwichette checking in.

 

[Lord Defect]

Too many to remember. Jojo and his fiancee whom we haven't nicknamed yet. Tripod and his wife. Bernie and his wife. Starat and his new wife.

Jojette?