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Isn't bubbly a funny word? Just say it out loud
But I'm confused because the soda in question also says carbonated, in english, therefore solidifying its status as a soda
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But I'm confused because the soda in question also says carbonated, in english, therefore solidifying its status as a soda
Beef Invictus
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Soda is soda. This is just air water
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Beef Invictus
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Opening this weird water is hard. There's a marble involved. It came with instructions.
I haven't had Ramune in forever but I always enjoyed slamming the stopper down to dislodge the ball. Satisfying.
Lord Defect
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Just use a drill and a glass magnet to catch the glass shavings
Beef Invictus
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We did it. It tastes good. The marble rolls around in the upper chamber
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CanadianFlyer88
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Hmmm, @Beef Invictus first posts about this drink at ~4ET and at nearly 10ET posts that the bottle is difficult to open.
What were you doing to that bottle for 6 hours?
What were you doing to that bottle for 6 hours?
Beef Invictus
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Hmmm, @Beef Invictus first posts about this drink at ~4ET and at nearly 10ET posts that the bottle is difficult to open.
What were you doing to that bottle for 6 hours?
Observing its habits. That's the most responsible thing to do with unknown foods.
Beef Invictus
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But yeah Weirdwater is sealed with a marble. And you have to defeat the marble in single combat to imbibe the fluids it restrains.
It's all really odd
It's all really odd
Beef Invictus
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The expiration date reads "Best Before: MM.DD.YYYY"
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Clearly, trying to open it. It had a marble for f***'s sakeHmmm, @Beef Invictus first posts about this drink at ~4ET and at nearly 10ET posts that the bottle is difficult to open.
What were you doing to that bottle for 6 hours?
CanadianFlyer88
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By hour 3, you'd be champagne swording that shit open, I'd imagine.
Beef Invictus
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Also the marble rolls back into the top and reseals it when you try to drink, unless you use a couple dents in the bottle to restrain the marble. That's some Hellraiser-grade torture.
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True story:
One time I got a pepsi from a machine and the lid wasn't perforated so me and my friend went through 2 plastic forks, 2 paper clips, and a plastic knife trying to jimmy it off. Successfully. Was a great way to not study. Took maybe 30 mins
Lord Defect
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A can? Just jab a pencil in the top like Vincent Vega stabbing Mia Wallace in the chest in pulp fiction
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BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
I’m pretty sure Robert Hagg is also unscrewoffable
Lord Defect
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Just put a bag over its head
Beef Invictus
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Hollywood Cannon
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So that random piece of metal found in Utah disappeared over night.
This is fine.
This is fine.
kudymen
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How the hell does he get out of there
Helmet apparently pariatlly melted, but still. WTF
Helmet apparently pariatlly melted, but still. WTF
Lord Defect
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Because it didn’t explode. Their FR suits are the legitest of the legit. My FR clothing is eh,
compared to it.
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