OT: 77th Obsequious Banter Thread: the one where everyone underperforms

[sabremike]

Here is the greatest moment in the history of Congress, enjoy!



My new goal in life is to get this guy and Karl Pilkington in a room for a two hour conversation.

 

[DancingPanther]

Just got swabbed and jesus christ I think I can smell colors

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Happy Thanksgiving, Ameros!

Stay safe this year!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The wife’s lip just decided to spontaneously start bleeding profusely.

This is fine.

 

[Chinatown88]

Friends are going to New York on a road trip. Corona aside. They asked me for a dim sum spot with the Chinese aunties pushing the carts. I'm like oh this place here. Then they ask me what to get. I pretty much put checks next to all of the menu in the screenshots I sent them. Oops.

 

[ajgoal]

Just got swabbed and jesus christ I think I can smell colors

I feel you. I was sneezing for a day and a half.

 

[Lord Defect]

I feel you. I was sneezing for a day and a half.

@DancingPanther
To the best of my knowledge, sneezing and a runny nose is not corona related

 

[DancingPanther]

@DancingPanther
To the best of my knowledge, sneezing and a runny nose is not corona related

Well it kind of is because it's related to the test. I can attest to this lol

 

[ajgoal]

@DancingPanther
To the best of my knowledge, sneezing and a runny nose is not corona related

Sneezing for me was just a reaction to the swab. The second swab was much better, the tech didn't try to remove my brain with it that time.

 

[DancingPanther]

The wife’s lip just decided to spontaneously start bleeding profusely.

This is fine.

Put some cocaine on it

No really. It's a vasoconstrictor

 

[Lord Defect]

Sneezing for me was just a reaction to the swab. The second swab was much better, the tech didn't try to remove my brain with it that time.

Yeah, I’m an idiot. Reading is hard lol

 

[Beef Invictus]

The wife’s lip just decided to spontaneously start bleeding profusely.

This is fine.

Bleeding how

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Bleeding how

Not sure how to answer this question.

 

[DancingPanther]

Not sure how to answer this question.

Bleeding orange

#authentic

 

[Lord Defect]

Not sure how to answer this question.

Split lip or from more inside the mouth? I’m also assuming it stopped by now right?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Not sure how to answer this question.

Like is it from a cut, or did blood start shooting out of her eyes like a lizard?

 

[Chinatown88]

Not sure how to answer this question.

Was it in the middle of your epic battle where she was trying to secure the safety of Venmo Thatcher who was about to be taken away by an army of undead?

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Chinatown88]

Good thing I'm not playing Gibson this week. Or Watson.

Wrong thread oh well.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Good thing I'm not playing Gibson this week. Or Watson.

Wrong thread oh well.

No Mod powers for you on this one.

 

[DancingPanther]

WE ARE NEGATIVE BABYYYYYY THAT'S HUUUUUGE THANKS FOR THE FAT 10 GIFT SUBS PIKACHU

 

[Lord Defect]

WE ARE NEGATIVE BABYYYYYY THAT'S HUUUUUGE THANKS FOR THE FAT 10 GIFT SUBS PIKACHU

Dude. I’m an idiot. I thought you were talking about that negative split second leap year thing for a second and had no clue what the rest meant. That’s awesome.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Split lip or from more inside the mouth? I’m also assuming it stopped by now right?

Split lip from what we could gather. I was at work in the morning and on my way home she texted me saying her lip won't stop bleeding and it's a lot. It took her a while to find out where the blood was coming from. Originally she thought it was from her mouth but she eventually noticed a split or something that looks like a split.

The rest of the day it didn't bleed nor could you tell that anything happened by looking at her lip.

It was the wildest thing.

Like is it from a cut, or did blood start shooting out of her eyes like a lizard?

It was spontaneous. Cut opened up. Cut closed.

Was it in the middle of your epic battle where she was trying to secure the safety of Venmo Thatcher who was about to be taken away by an army of undead?

Yes.

 

[Lord Defect]

Split lip from what we could gather. I was at work in the morning and on my way home she texted me saying her lip won't stop bleeding and it's a lot. It took her a while to find out where the blood was coming from. Originally she thought it was from her mouth but she eventually noticed a split or something that looks like a split.

The rest of the day it didn't bleed nor could you tell that anything happened by looking at her lip.

It was the wildest thing.


It was spontaneous. Cut opened up. Cut closed.



Yes.

Does she have an iron deficiency? Split lips shouldn’t bleed a lot, as far as I’m aware.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Does she have an iron deficiency? Split lips shouldn’t bleed a lot, as far as I’m aware.

Not to our knowledge. It stopped and it looks like nothing ever happened looking at her lip and she feels no pain in it like you typically would feel with something like that.