JojoTheWhale
CORN BOY
- May 22, 2008
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Ok, I lied. JUST ONE CHRISTLEY SHOW DIDN'T FILL THE VOID?! WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?!
I think I'm good now. Thanks again.
I think I'm good now. Thanks again.
OT: 70th Obsequious Banter Thread: Hart asked the number to change to 79; we said no.
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Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
But Cap isn't from America's Hat (or anywhere else in the world)...
Is Cap a spy?
Chinatown88
Daniels QB3
I still don't understand why they had a reality show. Have no clue what makes his family famous.
Ghosts Beer
I saw Goody Fletcher with the Devil!
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El Camino was very well done, the dialogue was excellent, with the enjoyable Gilligan wry/dark humor. A couple pretty suspenseful scenes.
However, the plot wasn’t great & the ending was meh.
The first half is better than the second half, which I find is true in many movies.
However, the plot wasn’t great & the ending was meh.
The first half is better than the second half, which I find is true in many movies.
JojoTheWhale
CORN BOY
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Oh that's easy. They're famous for having a reality show, so now they're retroactively famous. It's like we're all trapped in one of Beef's avatars in globe form.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
He spent a lot of time in Asia, where they worship Celsius and sacrifice virgin chickens upon its altar.
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
It's mostly just because I can't stand not knowing what is happening, and I already have no idea what is happening in music at all, except that Whizz Khalifa is Lionel Richie's son. I just want to know what people are talking about when they refer to something, even though generally speaking I never talk to anyone in case they have some dastardly plan to grab beers and hang out.
Also, during almost every single one of those things, I am either reading, cringeing, or flipping off the TV - it's not like I want to be this way, where I have to watch everything. I won't watch MTV though, so I did draw the line somewhere. Except for the Shannara series, which the idiots cancelled without asking me. Had they asked, I would have told them that it was very terrible, but that I wasn't done with it yet.
Chinatown88
Daniels QB3
If Ryan Seacrest is a producer I hate him even more now. He f***ing poisoned the world with the f***ing Kardashians.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
@Captain Dave Poulin, you should 100% check out 90 Day Fiance and all of the other iterations.
My wife watches it and it makes me feel so good about myself because these people are f***ing MORON's.
From Wikipedia: "Long-distance relationships have challenges that are sometimes difficult to overcome but consider if the distance traveled was halfway around the world and a couple had just 90 days to decide whether the courtship should conclude with marriage."
It's cringeworthy watching some of these people.
My wife watches it and it makes me feel so good about myself because these people are f***ing MORON's.
From Wikipedia: "Long-distance relationships have challenges that are sometimes difficult to overcome but consider if the distance traveled was halfway around the world and a couple had just 90 days to decide whether the courtship should conclude with marriage."
It's cringeworthy watching some of these people.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
When I say I want to beat all of them up I'm not joking. It's the one thing I'm absolutely extremely serious about.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Yeah, but what if he was never even from the United States at all... Cap is a spy.
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
That's not a Must DVR series, that's a One Single Episode Comes On When I Leave the TV on USA Network and I'm Stuck in an OCD Death Sprial of Chrisleys That I Can't Turn Off series.
Chinatown88
Daniels QB3
Just watch some freaking anime instead.
Lotusflower
Tha Snake, Tha Rat, Tha Cat, Tha Dog
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Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
I was very, VERY tempted to start watching that, but if I never start, I won't have to worry about never stopping. I've got about six Gordon Ramsay series on there, and I hate that mother****er with every fiber of my being.
JojoTheWhale
CORN BOY
- May 22, 2008
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Ok, how is this staged? It can't be real.
They go find women in poorer nations they want to put on tv and duct tape them to American schlubs? Is that the angle?
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
You don't seem to be understanding the whirlpool physics of TV OCD.
Chinatown88
Daniels QB3
If you have that bad TV show taste I hope you don't have that bad movie taste as well.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
"Geez don't inject the krokodil, just snort it instead"
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
See? Everyone knows the Chrisleys, even Jojo in his suite of Manhattan loft apartments, but I am the only one who knows the details. That's power, friends.
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
It's not taste, damn it - it's a compulsion to have the thing on at all times. I can't STAND to read in a quiet room. Also, it's like candy.
Top Chef is the only watchable show on your list Cap. That show rules.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
I actually highly recommend it. It's a sight to behold. I wouldn't steer you wrong, Bud.
I think it actually may be real for the most part. These people are TRAINWRECKS. I think some of them have just reached their breaking points. They've also gone the other way recently where people from the US are finding people in other countries and wanting to move there like Ecuador, Brazil, Nigeria, Tunisia, etc.
I watch it when my wife watches it and crack up the entire time so I actually haven't seen entire seasons at a time or anything so I don't know how they end up. I also haven't bothered to research where they are now.
Chinatown88
Daniels QB3
Nujabes, DJ Okawari, and Chillhop Music on YouTube for the chill jazzy vibes while reading.
Lotusflower
Tha Snake, Tha Rat, Tha Cat, Tha Dog
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Cap, have you ever heard of 'For the Love of Ray J'. Let me introduce you.
The whole 1st season is on YT.
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