OT: 70th Obsequious Banter Thread: Hart asked the number to change to 79; we said no.

[Chinatown88]

You guys always give me **** about my rage, but check out how bad you are freaking out over these terrible shows

No explanation needed.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You guys always give me **** about my rage, but check out how bad you are freaking out over these terrible shows

This is not freaking out. Freaking out is when my fiancee finally finds a show I can't sleep through and it costs me a spa day to get RuPaul's Drag Race off my tv.

 

[Beef Invictus]

This is not freaking out. Freaking out is when my fiancee finally finds a show I can't sleep through and it costs me a spa day to get RuPaul's Drag Race off my tv.

I think that's the kind of thing Videodrome was trying to warn us about.

 

[Chinatown88]

This is not freaking out. Freaking out is when my fiancee finally finds a show I can't sleep through and it costs me a spa day to get RuPaul's Drag Race off my tv.

Press F to pay respects.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

No explanation needed.

You just don't understand hatewatching, that's all. It's a lifestyle.

 

[Lord Defect]

I'm not going to spoil it or anything but damn that's asking a lot, IMO.

Six months from hitting the masses and people still can't talk about it openly (even if we a thread dedicated to the Marvel Universe)?

On that subject, where does someone draw the line on where you can openly start talking about shows/movies/etc freely with regards to spoilers whether it be online or in person?

It used to be so much simpler with regards to the topic because everyone had one shot to watch TV shows and the next day at work everyone would talk about it. Now? People might not watch it for weeks as it sits on their DVR's.

I wouldn’t have said anything if there weren’t a dedicated thread, but I would wager a week after the dvd release would be a fair amount of time to talk about it without spoiler tags or outside of the dedicated thread.
I mean dedicated threads are sacred. We wouldn’t talk about food inside of the roster thread, would we?????

 

[Lord Defect]

Well yeah I wasn’t under the impression of anything else. It’s still crazy to wrestle with a good sized bear even if the thing is trained/domesticated.

That part of the world’s obsession with domesticating bears is just odd/amusing.

To be fair, dogs used to be wolves until some drunk dude said, “Hold my mead”.

 

[Lord Defect]

Bachelor
Bachelorette
Bachelor in Paradise
Big Brother
Big Brother After Dark
Celebrity Big Brother
Big Brother Canada
Big Brother UK
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
The Great British Baking Show
Grand Designs
Survivor
The Voice
American Idol
Temptation Island
The Amazing Race
Shark Tank
Maine Cabin Masters
Building Off the Grid
Fixer Upper
Duck Dynasty
The Chrisleys
Growing Up Chrisley
Project Runway
Project Runway All-Stars
Making It
Hell's Kitchen
24 Hours to Hell and Back
Master Chef
Master Chef Junior
Top Chef
Talking Dead
House Hunters
House Hunters International

Where do you find time for the flyers?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Where do you find time for the flyers?

I skip friendship and marriage

 

[JojoTheWhale]

We wouldn’t talk about food inside of the roster thread, would we?????

If we all start eating at various ends of Chris Stewart and had the proper utensils, I think we could collectively fix that roster spot in a day, tops. It works with hogs.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

To be fair, dogs used to be wolves until some drunk dude said, “Hold my mead”.

The funny thing is I came across a video on YouTube it was at this like road way over in Russia or one of those countries surrounded by the wilderness. A police officer had a car pulled over writing a ticket & at one point gets startled & jumps into the person’s back seat. You then a pack of wolves come running through.

 

[Starat327]

I wouldn’t have said anything if there weren’t a dedicated thread, but I would wager a week after the dvd release would be a fair amount of time to talk about it without spoiler tags or outside of the dedicated thread.
I mean dedicated threads are sacred. We wouldn’t talk about food inside of the roster thread, would we?????

I meannnnnn.........

 

[BigToe]

Bachelor
Bachelorette
Bachelor in Paradise
Big Brother
Big Brother After Dark
Celebrity Big Brother
Big Brother Canada
Big Brother UK
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
The Great British Baking Show
Grand Designs
Survivor
The Voice
American Idol
Temptation Island
The Amazing Race
Shark Tank
Maine Cabin Masters
Building Off the Grid
Fixer Upper
Duck Dynasty
The Chrisleys
Growing Up Chrisley
Project Runway
Project Runway All-Stars
Making It
Hell's Kitchen
24 Hours to Hell and Back
Master Chef
Master Chef Junior
Top Chef
Talking Dead
House Hunters
House Hunters International

This is bothering me a lot.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is bothering me a lot.

Don't worry, Toetege, it's just background noise.

 

[Jtown]

That was before I got the good roids.

 

[BigToe]

Don't worry, Toetege, it's just background noise.

I’d eat Peanut butter pizza before I watched any of those.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

The funny thing is I came across a video on YouTube it was at this like road way over in Russia or one of those countries surrounded by the wilderness. A police officer had a car pulled over writing a ticket & at one point gets startled & jumps into the person’s back seat. You then a pack of wolves come running through.

 

[Lord Defect]

I skip friendship and marriage

 

[Flyotes]

Small world. I have 1 friend who was on a big reality tv show for the entire season and later came back for another whole season. Now I have another person I know (well, sometimes comes to the same gatherings) who was also on that Catfish program (as the victim). Both are very cool people.

Edit: Oh right. One more close friend had Undercover Boss at her place of business but she was not on camera. It was a silly episode and the place is kind of strange to work at, so that made sense.

 

[Striiker]

Where do you find time for the flyers?

Being a Flyers fan is more like being in an abusive relationship than watching a show.

It makes us miserable, it hurts us way more than we enjoy it, we wish we could get away from it, but we keep coming back because we don’t know what else we’d do if we got away from it.

 

[Flyotes]

Being a Flyers fan is more like being in an abusive relationship than watching a show.

It makes us miserable, it hurts us way more than we enjoy it, we wish we could get away from it, but we keep coming back because we don’t know what else we’d do if we got away from it.

Yep. It isn't rational. It's a commitment that is part of our identity.

 

[Striiker]

Yep. It isn't rational. It's a commitment that is part of our identity.

I want it to end but I've invested too much time into it and I can't just throw that away for nothing

I CAN STILL CHANGE THEM, I SWEAR

 

[Flyotes]

It's a helluva a commitment. I have to forcibly stop myself from talking with friends about analytics and possible lineups because they are not committed the same way I am. Yet we wear the same jerseys *eyes darken.*

 

[Lord Defect]

Being a Flyers fan is more like being in an abusive relationship than watching a show.

It makes us miserable, it hurts us way more than we enjoy it, we wish we could get away from it, but we keep coming back because we don’t know what else we’d do if we got away from it.

Your way too young to have your heart broken. Give the girl a pudding cup and say your sorry for whatever you did. You guys will be right as rain before recess.

 

[Chinatown88]

Your way too young to have your heart broken. Give the girl a pudding cup and say your sorry for whatever you did. You guys will be right as rain before recess.

Make that Dunkaroos.