OT: The Menu Part 21 Drunk edition

[trostol]

That's barely an IPA. She hates you. Or beer. Or both.

lol nah..she knows i don't like them..trying to bring me around so she went with something weaker..i told her i needed a higher ABV when she was picking it out lol

 

[Starat327]

lol nah..she knows i don't like them..trying to bring me around so she went with something weaker..i told her i needed a higher ABV when she was picking it out lol

Catch me when not half kicked and ill steer you right.

 

[Beef Invictus]

You guys ever heard of pasta salad? It's pretty good

 

[Cody Webster]

You guys ever heard of pasta salad? It's pretty good

what about anti-pasta salad?

 

[dragonoffrost]

You guys ever heard of pasta salad? It's pretty good

It normally has olives in it... I don't think it's pretty good.

 

[Beef Invictus]

It normally has olives in it... I don't think it's pretty good.

You'll be going into The Musher when I'm in charge

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You guys ever heard of pasta salad? It's pretty good

All salads of this archetype are bad -- pasta, potato, seafood, etc.

Olives are delicious, though. People will say just anything.

 

[Beef Invictus]

All salads of this archetype are bad -- pasta, potato, seafood, etc.

Olives are delicious, though. People will say just anything.

Potato and seafood, yes. Correct. Those are wretched.

This is pasta soaking in vinegar based dressing with feta cheese. This is a pinnacle food. Please adjust or report to The Musher.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

@Striiker

Potato and seafood, yes. Correct. Those are wretched.

This is pasta soaking in vinegar based dressing with feta cheese. This is a pinnacle food. Please adjust or report to The Musher.

Ever since I had German style potato salad I have not been able to go back to the traditional American style.

 

[Jack Straw]

Potato salad is excellent. Anyone who says otherwise is insane.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Striiker



Ever since I had German style potato salad I have not been able to go back to the traditional American style.

Chicken salad is also a culinary crime

 

[Striiker]

All salads of this archetype are bad -- pasta, potato, seafood, etc.

I'm glad your cable boxes aren't working.

 

[Jack Straw]

Chicken salad is also a culinary crime

You are to food takes what Chuck Fletcher is to GM-ing.

 

[Beef Invictus]

You are to food takes what Chuck Fletcher is to GM-ing.

Don't stroke the toad if you can't snort the juice

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Nononono. Chuck Fletcher is ALWAYS the mayo-positive side of the food argument.

 

[Striiker]

Nononono. Chuck Fletcher is ALWAYS the mayo-positive side of the food argument.

Hold on there's no way you're saying mayo is bad

Don't you dare

 

[Jack Straw]

Hold on there's no way you're saying mayo is bad

Don't you dare

You're not one of those people that puts mayo on a cheesesteak are you?

 

[Striiker]

You're not one of those people that puts mayo on a cheesesteak are you?

I am.

 

[Magua]

Mayo’s purpose is to be mixed into things like tuna and crab cakes. It excels in that limited role. If you’re using that as a spread, it’s like using Provorov as your PP QB. Fundamental misunderstanding of its strengths and weaknesses.

 

[Jack Straw]

I am.

You're depraved.

 

[Striiker]

Mayo’s purpose is to be mixed into things like tuna and crab cakes. It excels in that limited role. If you’re using that as a spread, it’s like using Provorov as your PP QB. Fundamental misunderstanding of its strengths and weaknesses.

People who don't eat cheese are not allowed opinions.

You're depraved.

I have 86,472 posts on a Flyers forum. Yeah, no shit. I'm an idiot.

But mayo is still great on cheesesteaks.

 

[Jack Straw]

I have a 86,472 posts on a Flyers forum. Yeah, no shit. I'm an idiot.

Ok, yeah. There is that.

 

[Chinatown88]

Hold on there's no way you're saying mayo is bad

Don't you dare

This is coming from a person who does not use condiments and thinks they ruin everything. Totally not my Chinese upbringing at all.

 

[landsbergfan]

Feels like I haven’t been in this thread in a while and now that I’m back I can’t believe what’s happened. Mayo under attack. Salad gate keeping. I am scared to backread too far and find out something silly like people enjoying the crust on their pizza

 

[Winston Wolf]

Woodrow's cherry pepper mayo goes great on their default cheesesteak order and I could eat Monk's bourbon mayo as a meal itself. I also get poke with a mayo based dressing roughly half the time I order or make it.

I don't order it on my cheesesteaks though unless it specifically comes that way.