Brazil or Croatia.
England winning might legitimately be the worst thing that could happen to soccer. Thankfully it's extremely improbable.
TBH that would be Sweden winning. And I hate saying that after how much I defended them prior to the tourney and how many good dudes we have from Sweden on the Avs board. But if they won then the football dinosaurs would never stop roaring about how horrible modern football is & how goals should really only count if they are headed in...
...this is also why I can’t root for Uruguay to win the way they have played, despite how much love I gave their kids before the tourney & how much I praised the style that they played in those matches
At least the lessons an England victory would strengthen would be trusting youth
Plus it would be so flukey that watching all of those EPL “experts” talk about how to recreate their success would lead to at least a couple decades of comedy gold...