majormajor
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Hahaha! Much like the old Churchill story:
At a dinner party one night, a drunk Churchill asked an attractive woman whether she would sleep with him for a million pounds. “Maybe,” the woman said coyly. “Would you sleep with me for one pound?” Churchill then asked. “Of course not, what kind of woman do you think I am?” the woman responded indignantly. “Madam, we’ve already established what kind of woman you are,” said Churchill, “now we’re just negotiating the price.”
That's a great one.
Another WC story. A women at party informed Churchill that he was quite drunk. He responded to her:
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Of course neither of those are Winston Churchill. The first one was first attributed to Lord Beaverbrook, and the second one can't be Churchill because Churchill was never sober in the morning.