We're Officially doing a HF Hawks Bandwagon Draft. Draft is over, go teams!

[CallMeShaft]

Only if I get the Rangers or Islanders. All right ... I'll take New Jersey.

Dammit, you don't get to choose!

 

[ColdSteel2]

delete

 

[ColdSteel2]

The individual who gets picked by the cup winning team, gets bragging rights for the foreseeable future here.

 

[piteus]

Dammit, you don't get to choose!

New Jersey has suffered long enough. It's about time they are blessed with my presence.

 

[ChiHawks10]

Pick me. I'm good.

The End.

 

[hawksrule]

Voted second most interesting Hawks HF poster 2017. True story.

 

[TheDeuce]

Jets fan here. Gotta say I love the idea! We’re in the market for a gif guru who can jazz up our playoff avatars. For some reason none of us have much experience with anything playoff related.

As evidenced by my sad bearded Sara Orleski avatar.


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[Blue Liner]

Voted Most Objective 15 years straight. #theend

 

[CallMeShaft]

New Jersey has suffered long enough. It's about time they are blessed with my presence.

Well, hopefully one of their fans will pick you when the time comes, because I'm adding you onto the list.

Voted second most interesting Hawks HF poster 2017. True story.

Yeah, okay sure. But you did lose out to Fiddy. That has to dock you at least a few points.

Jets fan here. Gotta say I love the idea! We’re in the market for a gif guru who can jazz up our playoff avatars. For some reason none of us have much experience with anything playoff related.

As evidenced by my sad bearded Sara Orleski avatar.


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I created the large majority of the "Top 100" and "#BlackhawksProblems" playoff avatars for the previous two seasons. So I am good at that, but I will admit that the more effort I put i on this site, the worse my favorite teams tend to perform.

 

[AmericanDream]

Voted Most Objective 15 years straight. #theend

more like most arrogant!!! lol

 

[AmericanDream]

Jets fan here. Gotta say I love the idea! We’re in the market for a gif guru who can jazz up our playoff avatars. For some reason none of us have much experience with anything playoff related.

As evidenced by my sad bearded Sara Orleski avatar.


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I have some crayons and markers, I can draw you guys some stuff!!

 

[TheDeuce]

I have some crayons and markers, I can draw you guys some stuff!!

Crayons AND markers? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!


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[CallMeShaft]

Roughly 2 and a half hours until I make a thread on the main boards. Please sign up if you haven't already. And please make a post to try to help persuade different fanbases to pick you.

 

[ChiHawks10]

Roughly 2 and a half hours until I make a thread on the main boards. Please sign up if you haven't already. And please make a post to try to help persuade different fanbases to pick you.

I did. I'm good. Pick me. The End.

Get with the program cms.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

I'm DHF. THE DHF. You're lucky to have me. I've got options. This deal ain't gonna make or break me.

 

[TLEH]

Signed up

 

[BK]

I am BK. My name is easy to spell. I am better than Chihawks10 but I am a goalie so that is a negative.

 

[CallMeShaft]

My Biography:

Hello fan of [insert fanbase here]. My name is CallMeShaft, but you can just call me Shaft. or CMS. I also sometimes go by 'hey you' and asshole.

I've been the main guy behind the "#BlackhawksProblems" and "Top 100" playoff avatars HF Hawks had the previous two seasons (examples of my work are posted below).

I literally made that Kane Hairline joke work on 2 separate playoff avatar themes. That's some f***ing skill.

I've also been a GDT master, having made the first 20 Hawks GDTs of the 17-18 season (along with all preseason games and a prospect tourney last summer). I am the only person on HF to ever make binary themed GDTs, as well as a poop themed one (images are scattered throughout that thread for those interested). Not to mention a Disney World themed GDT, a Saaderman (think Saad + Spiderman) GDT, a Monsters Inc GDT, and a GDT where the lineup was made entirely out of gifs.

I'm the 2nd most 'liked' poster on HF Hawks, and won the most awards in last year's HF Hawks awards. I also set up this whole totally original draft that isn't at all a cheap knock off of something that HF Canes have done in years past.

 

[Ace Card Bedard]

Pick me because when I was a kid my mom said I was the handsomest kid in my class.
Also, I’m half decent at Photoshop (ok Gimp, it’s free!) and can make funny pics and gifs (preferably of your team’s opponents.)

Some PS stuff you may remember from the past years:

Luongo riding the “escape goat” gif. (Featured on TSN). (Okay “featured” may be a little strong)
Moses-Hossa
Coaches “Top Gun” locker room scene
Saadfather logo
Etc

What do you mean you don’t remember any of those? There was a lot of thought put into those.
Layers of meaning. I’m smart, not like everyone says! like dumb. Pick me, I don’t wanna be passed over again.

 

[TLEH]

I've already kinda hopped on the Devils wagon. Someone give me two.

 

[thesaadfather]

I’m thesaadfather. Those other guys you’re looking at, they’re nice and all. They’ll come to your board, they’ll go to the playoffs board, and they’ll show up in the GDTs. But that’s it. Me? I’m the whole package. I’ll be on the trade board, massively overstating your players value, proposing trades that are breath-takingly one-sided in your favor, and getting personally offended at every proposal involving your players that isn’t a massive overpayment. I’ll be watching the NHL Talk board vigilantly, ready to defend your team at a moments notice, and voting for your players in every poll.

I’m the total poster, baby. You can pick one of those other guys, but you’ll regret it. You don’t want to miss out on THIS *points both thumbs at self*

 

[CallMeShaft]

Pick me because when I was a kid my mom said I was the handsomest kid in my class.
Also, I’m half decent at Photoshop (ok Gimp, it’s free!) and can make funny pics and gifs (preferably of your team’s opponents.)

No shame in using Gimp. It's what I've used for all the avatars and GDTs I've made. It's a bit of a challenge at first, but it gets the job done.

 

[ChiHawks10]

My Biography:

Hello fan of [insert fanbase here]. My name is CallMeShaft, but you can just call me Shaft. or CMS. I also sometimes go by 'hey you' and *******.

I've been the main guy behind the "#BlackhawksProblems" and "Top 100" playoff avatars HF Hawks had the previous two seasons (examples of my work are posted below).

I literally made that Kane Hairline joke work on 2 separate playoff avatar themes. That's some ****ing skill.

I've also been a GDT master, having made the first 20 Hawks GDTs of the 17-18 season (along with all preseason games and a prospect tourney last summer). I am the only person on HF to ever make binary themed GDTs, as well as a poop themed one (images are scattered throughout that thread for those interested). Not to mention a Disney World themed GDT, a Saaderman (think Saad + Spiderman) GDT, a Monsters Inc GDT, and a GDT where the lineup was made entirely out of gifs.

I'm the 2nd most 'liked' poster on HF Hawks, and won the most awards in last year's HF Hawks awards. I also set up this whole totally original draft that isn't at all a cheap knock off of something that HF Canes have done in years past.

Stay humble cms.

 

[CallMeShaft]

Stay humble cms.

 

[ChiHawks10]

Then you link to a video that has to be played on YouTube. You're losing draft value here.