OT: The Thread About Nothing Part 188: The Ken Holland Edition

[DatBoyJPP]

Last day of dieting. I'm gonna tear **** up tomorrow.

So you're just gonna go back to your old habits and need to be on a diet again in about 8 weeks?

 

[Richer's Ghost]

Looks like Roger Ebert kicked the can

two thumbs down.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Ah, the old hump and dump.

Noooo! Well I mean I'd see where it goes but I wouldn;t expect anything. One of those

 

[JimEIV]

So you're just gonna go back to your old habits and need to be on a diet again in about 8 weeks?

Probably yes. That's pretty much how I've done it for the last 10 years.

If all goes well I'll be drowned in tequila by lunch time. Off to Mexico now.

 

[EliasFTW]

What a bad day already.

 

[Richer's Ghost]

What a bad day already.

 

[EliasFTW]

Komrad kielbasa: Eat... The meat.... Of Justice!

Made me lol

 

[MartyOwns]

help please. i know this has come up before.

got a call from Illinois? saying i filled out a card for a raffle at a devs game (which is true) and that i should call back. scam? anyone else get this?

 

[Cowbell232]

help please. i know this has come up before.

got a call from Illinois? saying i filled out a card for a raffle at a devs game (which is true) and that i should call back. scam? anyone else get this?

Sounds like a scam.

 

[Richer's Ghost]

help please. i know this has come up before.

got a call from Illinois? saying i filled out a card for a raffle at a devs game (which is true) and that i should call back. scam? anyone else get this?

someone went dumpster diving

 

[onefatsurfer]

it's a scam.

i am leaving for dallas on monday to get specialized contacts. hopefully they help

 

[Richer's Ghost]

it's a scam.

i am leaving for dallas on monday to get specialized contacts. hopefully they help

the eye surgery side effects aren't getting any better?

 

[onefatsurfer]

the eye surgery side effects aren't getting any better?

my eyes, for the most part, "feel" fine. they're dry pretty much all the time, but that I can manage with the drops. The night vision issues are the same as they were the day after the surgery, though.

 

[Richer's Ghost]

my eyes, for the most part, "feel" fine. they're dry pretty much all the time, but that I can manage with the drops. The night vision issues are the same as they were the day after the surgery, though.

damn that sucks. My wife had the starburst effect for about 3 months which is longer than they anticipate but it finally went away. Good luck - maybe your eyes are just super stubborn and will change their mind later.

 

[Cowbell232]

IIT: I'm not getting eye surgery.

Good luck man.

 

[onefatsurfer]

damn that sucks. My wife had the starburst effect for about 3 months which is longer than they anticipate but it finally went away. Good luck - maybe your eyes are just super stubborn and will change their mind later.

It is caused by my pupils being larger than average and the corrected zone being smaller than my pupils. It's not something that will just "go away". The specialist i'm going to see in dallas uses internal and external laser scans of my eyes and ray tracing algorithms to design contacts that should correct the issue. check this ish out.

http://www.globalrefractivesolutions.com/biometriclens.html

 

[MartyOwns]

you'll probably grow into your pupils during poobertee. just lay off the sweets and you should be fine

 

[Richer's Ghost]

It is caused by my pupils being larger than average and the corrected zone being smaller than my pupils. It's not something that will just "go away". The specialist i'm going to see in dallas uses internal and external laser scans of my eyes and ray tracing algorithms to design contacts that should correct the issue. check this ish out.

http://www.globalrefractivesolutions.com/biometriclens.html

Fitting Process

1. Obtain corneal topographies via anular ducts.
2. Obtain a minimum of two OCT scans per eye.
3. Design lens using etch-a-sketch 2000.
4. Transmit order to North Korean lab along with special instructions.
5. Evaluate lenses on the eyes.
6. Repeat process until the optimal fit has been achieved or invoice exceeds $18k per eye.

I dunno - a couple of red flags popped up to me.

 

[yakitate304]

I had a dream last night that I was in a room full of porcupines with projectile quills. I had to dodge hundreds of quills being launched around the room. It was ticklishly painful.

 

[onefatsurfer]

I dunno - a couple of red flags popped up to me.

that is what the lasik guys used. this guy has real 'murrican technology

 

[VaxjoDevil]

The Swedish women's soccer team is staying at my hotel here. All of a sudden I'm looking forward to the hotel breakfast tomorrow.

 

[yakitate304]

The Swedish women's soccer team is staying at my hotel here. All of a sudden I'm looking forward to the hotel breakfast tomorrow.

That team lost in a scrimmage against the AIK U-17 team 3-0 even after Pia Sundhage (Sweden WNT's coach, former US WNT coach) asked them to play with only 10 men.

 

[Nick0930]

This snow is so depressing.

 

[njdevsfn95]

My baby is crying.

 

[Richer's Ghost]

My baby is crying.

Needs a diaper change.

Again.