Let's talk about Simon Despres and Rob Scuderi and the penalty kill.
Now, please understand that 1) LOLOL STATS SHUT UP NERD and 2) Simon Despres only has 40 minutes of PK time this year, so I had to include last year (when he was significantly-worse on the PK) to get him up to a QUALIFYING SAMPLE SIZE. So understand that Despres' numbers are based around an incredibly-small sample size.
Here we can see the Penguins 4-on-5 SH numbers for this year (includes acquisitions, does not include players traded away). These are the shot numbers. The link should be sorted by shots against-per-60
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/rat...=50&teamid=24&type=shots&sort=A60&sortdir=ASC
A few things to note:
1) Ben Lovejoy, over a pretty small 66 minute sample, is pretty good at denying shots.
2) Rob Scuderi is the worst on the team.
3) Lol Brandon Sutter
4) Not as important, but Scuderi doesn't generate much shorthanded offense
Here is the Ducks' page. Note that I had to make it for the 2013-2014 season PLUS the 2014-2015 season to get Simon the required 50 minutes of SH TOI to qualify.
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/rat...s=50&teamid=1&type=shots&sort=A60&sortdir=ASC
1) Despres would be 4th-worse on the Penguins, but would be higher than Rob Scuderi and Christian Ehrhoff
2) As we'll talk about later, Despres' numbers are better in the 2014-2015 season than the 2013-2014 season, I simply can't put one on this chart without the other.
3) Not as important, but Simon Despres generates more shots than Scuderi, and more shots than all but Lovejoy, Martin and Sutter. The Penguins, in general, don't generate a lot of shots on the PK. (Look at the Ducks numbers, for contrast. They generate a lot more shorthanded scoring chances)
Now let's look at SH scoring
Here is the Pens table, sorted by PP GA/60
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/rat...=50&teamid=24&type=goals&sort=A60&sortdir=ASC
1) Christian Ehrhoff and Ben Lovejoy top this list! So does Craig Adamsssssssss omg PK specialist.
2) Rob Scuderi is, again, last. Paul Martin and lol Brandon Sutter are also low.
3) Again not as important, but Rob Scuderi generates .34 SHG/60.
Duck's page
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/rat...s=50&teamid=1&type=goals&sort=A60&sortdir=ASC
1) Despres is at 3.68, which is 2nd-best on the Ducks. Would be 3rd-best on the Penguins.
2) Despres' numbers for THIS YEAR ONLY: 3.052ga/60
3) Again, not as important, but Simon Despres generates 1.526 GF/60. This number would lead the Penguins.
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I am not saying the Simon Despres is a great PKer. I am not saying that Simon Despres is a good PKer. In fact, I am not making any judgments on Simon Despres' PK ability, other than to say: the Penguins only gave Despres 40 minutes of PK time this year. The numbers he produced during that time, in terms of shots and goals for and against should have been enough to prompt the team to give him more time to either prove the PK was that good with him or to show that those numbers were a fluke.
Conversely, the people who got a significant portion of the Penguins PK time were not elite. They weren't good. They weren't even average relative to their peers in anything but the total amount of ice time they were given.
My biggest gripe about this trade - other than, you know, the fact that he was traded at all and the return - is that the Penguins made the clear and conscious decision to keep Rob Scuderi over Simon Despres because he's a rock-steady Dman and a PK stalwart.
The only way in which Rob Scuderi is rock steady is his skating, which is tectonic-plate like in speed.