Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Theres also no reason to classify things that arent alike as the same thing. Foods arent animals (well, i guess they can be), they dont need to be classified to represent their distant cousins because of genetic traits. Theres no zoology equivalent of food (or jesus, i surely hope not. For all the good fun we are having on this board with this topic... if this is someones job....), Lets just let the hot dogs live. maaaaannnn.
THEY LIVE AS SANDWICHES