Kidding aside, If you like tripels, here are some that are relatively common and affordable:
Allagash Tripel
Unibroue (Go CanadiEns!) LA Fin Du Monde ( i think i saw they started packaging this in 12oz bottles, if not, itd be in the 22oz section)
Tripel Karmelleit (gnerally viewed as one of the best beers in the world, check the belgian section)
Victory Golden Monkey (obvi)
Allagash Tripel
Unibroue (Go CanadiEns!) LA Fin Du Monde ( i think i saw they started packaging this in 12oz bottles, if not, itd be in the 22oz section)
Tripel Karmelleit (gnerally viewed as one of the best beers in the world, check the belgian section)
Victory Golden Monkey (obvi)