Bonsai Tree
Turning a new leaf
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It’s what I say when I take a woman to bed. Bonsai!!I didn't meet a single Jewish person in 3 years in Japan.
Why Bonsai?
It’s what I say when I take a woman to bed. Bonsai!!I didn't meet a single Jewish person in 3 years in Japan.
Why Bonsai?
Are you trying to make a dwarf?It’s what I say when I take a woman to bed. Bonsai!!
A doe comes out of the woods and says, “I’m never doing that again for two bucks!”Are you trying to make a dwarf?
P.S.
What did the cop say to the other cop when he saw a dwarf climbing down clothes and towels tied together from a jail house window?
Is that a little condescending?
You should marginalize him by reducing his culture to a sandwich joke.
A doe comes out of the woods and says, “I’m never doing that again for two bucks!”
Taylor Hall is a bust.....
I dunno - I'm sure if comatose homeless people started washing up on the Gulf of Mexico in Texas, they'd get assistance, too.
Particularly with spring break coming up...they want the beaches pristine.
I found this story about comatose sea turtles fascinating. The turtles probably would survive on their own, or at least some of them would, but I must confess I'm not a marine biologist. Anyway, I'm sure some people will argue we are placing more concern on the wellbeing of reptiles than we do homeless people.
Volunteers race to save thousands of cold-stunned turtles washing up in Texas
This came over my Twitter TL today...
That's crazy. Probably violating some type of endangered species protections that never accounted for the possibility of thousands of incapacitated turtles.
The homeless shouldn't have to be comatose before they get assistance. The homeless problem in this country is very sad.I dunno - I'm sure if comatose homeless people started washing up on the Gulf of Mexico in Texas, they'd get assistance, too.
Who's excited about today's Mars landing? I hope the copter works and can transmit video.
That's because it's actually in the Atacama.
Not every day a guy gets to die doing what he loves