Alisson for MATS swap. Let’s go.
Nope, and Ter Stegen just renewed so he's not going anywhere. Anyway, even in jest I'd be wary of making such a comment with your fellow supporters lurking on this site.
Coutinho and Griezmann in particular are on massive wages. Griezmann is still very good but only a handful of teams can afford him even with a slight wage reduction. Obviously Suarez is older so you weren't going to get a big fee for him anyways but that's also why they let him go for nothing. Easier said than done trying to get guys making 350k and 400k to take pay cuts to sign for a new club.
Exactly. That's why I'd be looking to do lopsided "swap" deals where what the clubs that get them are more able to absorb their wages because they didn't pay a transfer fee. That's why all the clubs I outlined above are all big clubs. And in one of the cases we'd be taking on pretty big wage in return, but the wages we'd be shedding would be far more.