Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

[Crazy Cizikas]

Starting to wonder if this team even has a rock bottom.

I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing at this post.

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

I read this in Varg Vikarnes's voice and giggled

Whoa, a Burzum reference. I’ve seen it all.

 

[Mcnotloilersfan]

Beach balls??? Toughen up cupcakes

Ugh. How many times do you try to force that overused term where it doesn't apply? This wasn't necessary

 

[aufheben]

The title made me laugh.
Also: Gray beachballs? Couldn't splurge and get the colorful ones?

Something about this makes the whole situation...like, 100x more depressing. Although I'm assuming it's so people could see them from below? Not like it worked apparently, lol.

 

[DFC]

I think I'm gonna need to see Mark Borowiecki interview whoever's responsible to ease my mind.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Whoa, a Burzum reference. I’ve seen it all.

Ol’ Varg is out of prison and has his own YouTube channel. He starts every video with a question and saying “let’s find out!!”

Hence why I said that.

 

[Human]

Ol’ Varg is out of prison and has his own YouTube channel. He starts every video with a question and saying “let’s find out!!”

Hence why I said that.

All these years later, he still can't figure out how to write a good tune. All that philosophy getting in the way...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

All these years later, he still can't figure out how to write a good tune. All that philosophy getting in the way...

Or is it?????

 

[pabst blue ribbon]

This is the sequel that major league deserved

 

[HisIceness]

Sooooo, Ottawa is moving to Seattle?

I think it was Birmingham Alabama that Harry Buttman (spoof of Gary) wanted to move a Canadian franchise to in Bon Cop Bad Cop.

Birmingham Bulls, owned by Charles Barkley and Nick Saban. Coming to an NHL arena near you.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What’s next???

 

[Rcknrollkillnmachine]

The gift that keeps on keeps on.

 

[Beerfish]

Could have dropped thanksgiving day turkeys ala WKRP.

 

[General Disarray]

Don't the balls cost money?

 

[TheAngryHank]

Is this real life?

 

[Tommy Shelby]

Don't the balls cost money?

The grey ones are cheaper when bought in bulk

 

[Tommy Shelby]

What’s next???

YES

 

[7even]

This is the funniest goddamn title I've read on this site.

 

[PG Canuck]

Lawsuits incoming

It’s Canada, so unlikely.

 

[serp]

Well they didn't use medicine balls so thats a positive i guess

What’s next???

I mean thats money . Melnyk ain't throwing away money

 

[NeverBeNormal]

Anyone else get a Seinfeld vibe from this?

HELLOOOOOO! LOOOK ATTT MEEEE I JUSTTT GOTT BEANED BY A GIANTT BALLL OF OIL!! LA LA LAAAA!

 

[Masked]

Sens management just showing they've got balls so that Doug Wilson doesn't go for the hat trick on Dorion.

 

[Kimota]

They literally cannot do anything right.

 

[soothsayer]

Sorry if this was answered already, but does anyone know if Melnyk personally threw one or more of the balls?

 

[93gilmour93]

They should do a bowling ball night at CTC