Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

[bring back the jets]

If i had to go watch a sens I'd be happy to at least get a beach ball out of it

 

[Kimota]

You know this is Carey Price's greatest fear. Cause he cannot stop them.

 

[RangerDoggo]

I’d say this isn’t funny anymore, but who am I kidding? That’s hilarious.

 

[Afterburner]

 

[EscapeGoat]

Just when you thought you couldn't make fun of the Sens even more... hold my beer says Ottawa.

 

[BHD]

good lord...

 

[Ms Maggie]

This is just pitiful.

 

[Mathew Barzal]

Already been disproven as fake news, most people had a good time. Stop believing everything you hear.

 

[swiftwin]

Already been disproven as fake news, most people had a good time. Stop believing everything you hear.

Still makes for a hilarious headline though.

 

[robsenz]

I love that somehow "spilling beer" comes before "hurting children"

 

[bring back the jets]

Stop believing everything you hear.

Thanks, I was baffled there for a bit but I should have known they wouldn't be dumb enough to give karlsson away for free

 

[Hobble]

Melnyk probably cheaped out on the helium and just used regular air.

 

[KCbus]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don't they?

 

[KaseMeOutside]

Next game:

Senators start serving Natural Ice

 

[Waterbuf]

I just can't stop remembering Melnyk saying "we're kind of in the dumpster right now" and it's just priceless every time.

 

[hirawl]

C'mon people. Really.

Hockey is too soft! Keep your head up kid! Go watch soccer! Oh my god a BEACH BALL GRAZED ME! LAWSUIT!

 

[NeverBeNormal]

I love that somehow "spilling beer" comes before "hurting children"

Ontario Tradition. The last time both things happened was a Jays game and the beer only spilled because it was still in the bottle that beaned some kid.

 

[Kismet]

I love that somehow "spilling beer" comes before "hurting children"

The kids will recover. That beer is gone forever.

 

[TNT87]

Top that Vegas.

 

[Eat The Rich]

I'm fairly certain this was blown out of proportion.

I've seen these balls at concerts, they aren't "heavy".

There was a video posted on r/hockey showing them during the pregame.

 

[HaveKnifeWillButcher]

Where were these killer beach balls when Measha Brueggergosman was singing the anthems?

 

[Hockeyfan2390]

Anyone else get a Seinfeld vibe from this?

HELLOOOOOO! LOOOK ATTT MEEEE I JUSTTT GOTT BEANED BY A GIANTT BALLL OF OIL!! LA LA LAAAA!

 

[Kimota]

Sens have finally done it, killing their fans with balloons. Always thought Melnyk would make a terrifick Joker.

 

[Avsboy]

Ottawa has officially become the George Costanza of professional sports clubs.

OK I think I'm done.

It's Kramer and his Kramerica bladder scheme

 

[REALTALK81]

The title of this thread is the best.

PR people: Eugene, we got to do something for our fans. Karlssons gone and they can't even get excited how the balls bounce come draft lottery

Melnyk: They want balls!? I'll give them balls..

*Giant heavy beach balls drop on the crowd, injuring everyone and their beer*

Dorion: We're a team