Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

[kingsholygrail]

Heavy beachballs? What?

 

[Cygnusx1018]

.................................What did I just see...

 

[chatty4756]

This could be the best thing to happen to ottawa fans. They sue as a group, and settle for ownership of the team instead. Melnyk is gone and life is good for sen fans again

 

[aufheben]

Starting to wonder if this team even has a rock bottom.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Starting to wonder if this team even has a rock bottom.

They used a mod to make the bedrock breakable in minecraft

 

[King'sPawn]

The Senators are that one friend who, even though you're completely unsurprised to find out he's in trouble, you still just stare dumbly when you find out what he most recently did.

 

[member 298589]

I can't really explain it, but the more I hear about what a circle river of ridiculousness this franchise is, the more I want.

I think I am becoming an off-ice fan of the Senators?

 

[BonMorrison]

This is the greatest title to a thread ever. Thank you OP for providing me with a new FB cover photo.

 

[BonMorrison]

couldnt afford to get the lighter air

Why doesn’t this have more likes

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That being said, how much more must Ottawa fans endure? Acid rain from the sprinkler system? Although... That might cost too much money.

Eugene'll just use toilet water.

 

[BlackDogg]

Aren't heavy beach balls called medicine balls?

 

[PromisedLand]

Im so sorry Sens fans you cant make this up if u tried.

Guess there trying to make up money from empty seats from people buying extra beer

Supporting a guy like Melnyk; this is universe's way of saying - "this is what you get"

 

[Sojourn]

Aren't heavy beach balls called medicine balls?

Medicine balls are actually weighted. Like 5 lbs, 10 lbs, and beyond. I think people are talking about the thicker material ones, which are like exercise balls designed to hold your weight.

 

[Tommy Shelby]

I'm dying, how much worse can it get? Let's find out!

 

[Brownies]

Same as with the Habs this last year, I feel like everyone are waiting for anything the Sens do to bash them and are over-analyzing the hell out of everything they do. I won't believe it was that bad until more than some guy tweet about it. Same as that "we're a team" speach. It was funny, and he certainly could have handled that better, but the fact they played that clip over and over without once letting us hear the rest of the speech perfectly resume what this is all about right now : more and more Ottawa bashing.

Heavy beach balls !

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

I bet every ball is tagged and none of the fans can leave until they're all accounted for

 

[PromisedLand]

If they hurt someone? Absolutely a lawsuit will be incoming

Melnyk claims bankrupcy

 

[BlackDogg]

Medicine balls are actually weighted. Like 5 lbs, 10 lbs, and beyond. I think people are talking about the thicker material ones, which are like exercise balls designed to hold your weight.

That's next game then.

 

[Sojourn]

That's next game then.

After that they’re just going to say f*** it, and go with bowling balls.

 

[Syyncrow]

Was the beer okay?

 

[mel]

The title made me laugh.
Also: Gray beachballs? Couldn't splurge and get the colorful ones?

 

[member 298589]

"Arena burns down after Senators host 'free fire if you bring your own torches from home' night. All 317 fans and both employees assumed to have perished".

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm dying, how much worse can it get? Let's find out!

I read this in Varg Vikarnes's voice and giggled

 

[Coastal Kev]

Beach balls??? Toughen up cupcakes

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Enjoy it while you can folks

It'll be the only time this season that the Sens show some balls.