Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

[Karl Eriksson]

We got those balls in the karlsson deal. Just deploying the assets.

 

[GodEmperor]

Eugene Melnyk asks homeless people for change

They give it gladly, as they feel embarrassed to be seen with him.

 

[Habby Gilmore]

Sooooo, Ottawa is moving to Seattle?

 

[Little Psycho]

Can we please have a sticky thread for the Sens on here? You can't make this shit up

 

[SR]

Lol at thread title. Excellent.

 

[La Masse]

Marketing strategy by Melnyk

 

[TAYGB52]

HA! So many funnies and I can’t use the “like” feature do to infractions

 

[TAYGB52]

We got those balls in the karlsson deal. Just deploying the assets.

LIKE

 

[TheOriginalJez]

Every story needs a good comic relief character. Ottawa is essentially NHL's Bottom, which is funny cos... I don't need to finish this post do I?

 

[mouz135]

lmao

 

[Gil Gunderson]

This was done by the liver of Eugene Melnyk.

Spill it, spill it all.

 

[KarmaPolice]

What do you want? The lighter balls cost 2 cents more each. Eugene isn't made of money, you know? Just be thankful it wasn't used bowling balls, as they are the cheapest.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Came here just to say that i loled at the thread title. Absolutely hysterical.

That being said, how much more must Ottawa fans endure? Acid rain from the sprinkler system? Although... That might cost too much money.

 

[Sol]

what was best case scenario here?

That those poor sens fans would be killed.

Can't be disappointed when you're dead.

 

[Bleedred]

Do you think Melnyk even paid for insurance to cover a catastrophe like this?

 

[Bounces R Way]

How is dropping a bunch of grey beach balls in the middle of a hockey game marketing for anything? This isn't Coachella.

 

[Lord Moriarty007]

Don't look like beach balls in the picture. They look more like exercise balls. Which are heavier and hurt when thrown.

 

[Leafs87]

Lmao I’m actually dying. Sorry you can’t even make this up if you try

 

[Pierre from Orleans]

Ottawa games are going to put their fans to sleep anyway, might as well knock 'em out early.

It's an entertaining game thus far.

 

[Hasbro]

 

[Fatty McLardy]

i guess you can say Ottawa's Marketing team... dropped the ball.. with this one.,

(Ok i'll see myself out)

 

[Cellee]

Knocking beers over so they have to buy more is genius.

"Whoops"

 

[VoluntaryDom]

only in ottawa

 

[Coaches Coroner]

Is this a sign that Melnyk has finally decided to go full super villain?

 

[Quiet Jack]

How exactly were children hurt? Sorry if I missed it.