Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

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  1. flamesforcup

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    Im so sorry Sens fans you cant make this up if u tried.

    Guess there trying to make up money from empty seats from people buying extra beer :sarcasm:
     
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    Come on...
     
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    Lawsuits incoming
     
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    Ottawa games are going to put their fans to sleep anyway, might as well knock 'em out early.
     
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    ottawa really took it to heart when everyone said management was dropping the ball this season
     
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    Now they're literally abusing their fans??
     
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    I doubt it.
     
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    Not much money there anyways, they'll probably take Melnyk's estate, one used liver and 150 signed matt borowiecki posters.
     
  12. Warden of the North

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    If they hurt someone? Absolutely a lawsuit will be incoming
     
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    me if any the beach balls even slightly grazed me
     
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    They did hurt children allegedly. They weren't injured AFAIK

    I'll bet you 50k sportsbook cash it won't result in a lawsuit, just negative press and maybe a public apology.
     
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    At this rate by Christmas we'll have a headline "Ottawa Senators under fire after shooting pucks out of t-shirt cannon." It'll ostensibly be a shot blocking contest with some kind of cheap-ass prize because, well, Melnyk.
     
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    You usually don't see this many balls drop at the same time unless it's the summer before 8th grade.
     
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    One can only hope.
     
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    Melnyk's tactics of scaring the fans away are becoming a bit too transparent.
     
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    People need to toughen up. They're beach balls people, not ****ing anvils.
     
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    Ottawa management taking great offense to the people saying that they "have no balls".

    "We'll show them our balls!"
     
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    i need to see a video
     
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    Not a big deal, but funny because it's Ottawa
     
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    Just give the hurt kids some old Sens Reebok Edge Karlsson jerseys; that should smooth things over.
     
  24. tny760

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    those look more like exercise balls than beach balls

    and those would certainly hurt if dropped from 50+ft above your head when you don't expect it
     
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    Wouldn’t it be something if it costed more than simply paying and Keeping Karlsson lol
     
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