It's up to you now...
COLORADO AVALANCHE
vs.
DALLAS DIRTY YOU-KNOW-WHATS (shout out to our friends at @EurolancheDavid for the reference)
TIME:
Hopefully not the Last Time
PLACE:
LINEUPS:
Avs
Burakovsky - MacKinnon - Rantanen
Landeskog - Kadri - Nichushkin
Jost - Compher - Namestnikov
Nieto - Bellemare - O'Connor
Play Better Dammit - Makar
Zadorov - Cole
Visor Grabber - Rookie
We're Hutched
We're REALLY Hutched
Sl*ts
Benn - Seguin - Radulov
Janmark - Sir Jaws-a-Lot - Gurianov
Dickinson - Hintz - Spin N' Flop
Gocliano - Faxa - Dumb Penalty
Lindell - Klingberg
Penny's Brother - Oh Shit
Sekera - Festoon
Khudobishop
KEYS TO THE GAME:
- Dead serious for once...STAY OUT OF THE GODDAMNED BOX
- Don't pass it to Torrey Craig on the fast break
- Don't look at last night's Rockies score