GDT: RIGXI - Avalanche vs. D*rty Sl*ts

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    It's up to you now...

    COLORADO AVALANCHE

    vs.

    DALLAS DIRTY YOU-KNOW-WHATS
    (shout out to our friends at @EurolancheDavid for the reference)

    TIME:
    Hopefully not the Last Time

    PLACE:
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    LINEUPS:
    Avs
    Burakovsky - MacKinnon - Rantanen
    Landeskog - Kadri - Nichushkin
    Jost - Compher - Namestnikov
    Nieto - Bellemare - O'Connor

    Play Better Dammit - Makar
    Zadorov - Cole
    Visor Grabber - Rookie

    We're Hutched
    We're REALLY Hutched

    Sl*ts
    Benn - Seguin - Radulov
    Janmark - Sir Jaws-a-Lot - Gurianov
    Dickinson - Hintz - Spin N' Flop
    Gocliano - Faxa - Dumb Penalty

    Lindell - Klingberg
    Penny's Brother - Oh Shit
    Sekera - Festoon

    Khudobishop

    KEYS TO THE GAME:
    - Dead serious for once...STAY OUT OF THE GODDAMNED BOX
    - Don't pass it to Torrey Craig on the fast break
    - Don't look at last night's Rockies score
     
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    Is that a water drop with oil in it?










    I was just asking, because there isn't any oil in this bubble. :DD
     
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    Key to winning the game:
    1. Stay out of the box
    2. Get 0.900 goaltending
    That is all.
     
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    Hutch is son of god our holy savior










    amen
     
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    Mission Poke makes 10 GDTs in a row




    btw
     
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    More keys:

    -Unleash Mr Game 6 JT Compher
    -If you have the puck on the penalty kill, shoot puck toward open ice not the ugly green jersey
    -Make every power play opportunity a 4 on 4
    -Make fun of jamie hasBenn bad goatee
     
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    Option 2 on shooting the puck

    -Shoot the puck at the green filth, as hard as humanly possible. Preferably in the groin area in honor of Philipp Grubauer.
     
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    Double post.. go avs
     
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    Those dirty sluts
     
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    So let me get this right... we're playing the d*rty sl*ts and you want us to stay out of the box?
     
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    Mood
     

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    DON'T TAKE THE BAIT!

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    The Avs have had five games to learn the refs will fall for Dallas' shit after the whistle. If they continue to fall into it at this point, it's on them.
     
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    Instead of worrying about the Stars antics, the refs and other stuff that we can't control, how about worrying about an abysmal PK?
     
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    First goal of this game probably determines the series imo. If Avs score first I think they take the series in 7 if Dallas does its over.
     
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    Hutch out there like
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    Will worrying bring Johnson and Calvert back?
     
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    Amen
     
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    Well...they're doing that. Unfortunately it's when they're in their own end of the ice on the penalty kill.
     
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    Calvert still confirmed out? Not that I haven’t loved what O’Connor has brought so far, but I feel like I’d take a healthy Calvert over him.
     
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    Yes, shot placement in all situations is an issue. They need to Be back better.
     
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    Generally, that's the smart thing to do with those... unless you want :clap:
     
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    If Calvert goes back in they can't take O'Connor out. I'd sit Jost or Namestnikov, probably Namestnikov since it's obvious he's trying to fight through something and it's rendering him almost completely ineffective.

    But I wouldn't count on Calvert being good to go in this series at the very least.

    EDIT: He took warmups at least so that's a good sign.
     
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