Salary Cap: Pittsburgh Penguins Salary Cap Thread - Jack Johnson stars in 48

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

*dusts off hands*

And now this thread is healed.

Please please please someone storm in here and complain that we aren't bitching about JJ. Please please please.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Kings is way better.

Much better variety.

Kings are disappearing though.

 

[Louis Hensler]

Wow, I was just looking at the calories of the IHOP pancakes versus the Bob Evans ones. IHOP is way lower.

Yeah, but look at the calories on IHOP omelettes. I'm told they literally put pancake batter in the omelettes, which makes them very fluffy and delicious, but the calories are ridiculous.

 

[Deport Ogie]

EnP is a safe option if you have kids. It's family friendly which is no doubt a turn off for many of the childless hip kids that are posting (not a criticism, that was me 12 years ago too, except the hip part).

Besides, my favorite of the chain buffet-available family restaurants will always be Hoss's and you can kiss off if you disagree.

 

[molon labe]

*dusts off hands*

And now this thread is healed.

Please please please someone storm in here and complain that we aren't *****ing about JJ. Please please please.

If JJ was a breakfast joint - who would he be?

 

[Empoleon8771]

They'll probably ride LTIR for awhile to see how Marino does and hope something shakes out.


I like the Burger King burgers. Whatever. Fast food is all comparably okay.

I don't think they can actually do that, at least to open the year. They're not cap compliant with Marino on the roster and they're 10 D deep before putting Trotman on LTIR. I'm not sure what impact Trotman has here, him being hurt complicates things.

I think the Penguins have 3 options:

1. Keep Marino in the AHL, have Ruhwedel as an extra D and be cap compliant
2. Send Marino to the AHL until rosters get finalized, put Rust on LTIR, get rid of Ruhwedel and call cup Marino with Rust's LTIR space.
3. Trade Johnson and you don't worry about the salary cap.

 

[CascadiaPenguin]

Tudor's.

Biscuit.

World.

One of the few good things of note my home state has created.

Huge fan of Tudor's, having grown up in Charleston. Had no idea they spawned so many franchises across several states!

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

*dusts off hands*

And now this thread is healed.

Please please please someone storm in here and complain that we aren't *****ing about JJ. Please please please.

Why are you so COMFORTABLE with JJ on this team!? WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT!?

Why isn't YAKUPOV ON GENO'S WING!? Where is SPRONG!?

 

[Louis Hensler]

Before he's gone forever, maybe we should try to say some nice things about JJ? I thought his best game as a Penguin (other than those he spent in the press box) was the outdoor game in Philadelphia. Maybe skating in slush brought the game down to his speed, but I really liked his game that night (although I still feel traumatized by the ending).

 

[Empoleon8771]

When someone suggests that anything from McD is “top tier”, instantly that voids all future opinions uttered by such a person of any meaning. Certainly as regards food, but dare I say that everything else is called into question too.


WTF?

Go eat a McGriddle and get back to me. There isn't much that is legitimately great at McDonald's, but their McGriddles are absolutely amazing.

 

[CascadiaPenguin]

If JJ was a breakfast joint - who would he be?

Ruth's Chris Steak House. Super expensive and a terrible fit.

 

[Empoleon8771]

BTW JR is on 93.7 the fan in 3 minutes. If someone wants to listen in and share any interesting tidbits from the interview, that would be nice. Their website is blocked at my work so I can't listen in online.

 

[ColePens]

Went to check news.... and we are still on food. There has not been ANY news since that Yohe tweet.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Nothing at any fast food restaurant, let alone their breakfast menu, is absolutely amazing. McGriddles are disgusting, and every time I've ever eaten one I've gotten sick enough to question whether I had food poisoning. Probably didn't; it was just the month's worth of calories, grease and sodium.

 

[dogthateats]

Bagels with cream cheese are one of the best breakfast foods.

 

[Tender Rip]

Go eat a McGriddle and get back to me. There isn't much that is legitimately great at McDonald's, but their McGriddles are absolutely amazing.

Not on my life .
The only arguably great thing about McD is their marketing department. Case in point they seem to have you under the impression that they serve something qualifying for the label “food”.

 

[Empoleon8771]

Nothing at any fast food restaurant, let alone their breakfast menu, is absolutely amazing. McGriddles are disgusting, and every time I've ever eaten one I've gotten sick enough to question whether I had food poisoning. Probably didn't; it was just the month's worth of calories, grease and sodium.

 

[Corvidae]

If JJ was a breakfast joint - who would he be?

A Denny's that failed it's last health inspection. They lost the franchise so it's "Danny's" now. Jack Johnson is a "Danny's."

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

If JJ was a breakfast joint - who would he be?

The dank alley behind that one Sonic you don't ever want to go to. Or maybe a Roy Rogers on the PA turnpike if they did breakfast. Hell on earth.

Why are you so COMFORTABLE with JJ on this team!? WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT!?

Why isn't YAKUPOV ON GENO'S WING!? Where is SPRONG!?

I SWEAR YOU GUYS WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING I LOGGED ON AND TYPED THIS OUT JUST TO TELL YOU HOW DUMB YOU GUYS ARE FOR TALKING ABOUT BREAKFAST FOODS WHEN YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE I HATE!

Before he's gone forever, maybe we should try to say some nice things about JJ? I thought his best game as a Penguin (other than those he spent in the press box) was the outdoor game in Philadelphia. Maybe skating in slush brought the game down to his speed, but I really liked his game that night (although I still feel traumatized by the ending).

Don't worry. He's not going anywhere.

 

[Andy99]

Went to check news.... and we are still on food. There has not been ANY news since that Yohe tweet.

Here you go...combines food AND news...

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

That dude is like the human McGriddle, and that's all I'm gonna say on that.

 

[molon labe]

Nothing at any fast food restaurant, let alone their breakfast menu, is absolutely amazing. McGriddles are disgusting, and every time I've ever eaten one I've gotten sick enough to question whether I had food poisoning. Probably didn't; it was just the month's worth of calories, grease and sodium.

Before I agree or disagree....do you consider Krispy Kreme fast food?

Also, our personal states of health, being, and self-worth often persuade our opinion on things. I'm sure I've called certain foods amazing before (such as a Krystal's/White Castle sack full) - which truly were NOT amazing - but at the time, well.....

 

[MrBurghundy]

Yeah, but look at the calories on IHOP omelettes. I'm told they literally put pancake batter in the omelettes, which makes them very fluffy and delicious, but the calories are ridiculous.

And?

 

[pokey10]

If JJ was a breakfast joint - who would he be?

The dumpster behind Tom's Diner

 

[Dacks]

Bagels* with cream cheese are one of the best breakfast foods.

* Montreal-style bagels