T1K
Registered User
Malkin has always had thin legs and a dump truck ass. I hope he never sees this post.
If Geno drops an onlyfans, you will be to blame.
Malkin has always had thin legs and a dump truck ass. I hope he never sees this post.
If Geno drops an onlyfans, you will be to blame.
You see a place to assign blame, I see a secondary source of income that lowers that next contract ask!
Penguins can't take on that excess cap and cannot give up the draft pick.Hey Pens fans! I’ve got one heckuva whopper for you It’s exactly the kind of big ugly proposal that gets outside fans absolutely torched on sub-forums. Haha. So I expect and welcome the flaming. It’s well-deserved for coming in hot like this. So all the preamble aside:
To PIT:
OEL
Kuemper (50% retained)
—Total: 10.5aav
To ARI:
Pettersson
Jarry
‘21 2nd rounder
—Total: 7.5aav
^ once you’re done ripping me limb from limb, if your find your rage isn’t satisfied, you can turn on @Toby Flenderson - trust me…he deserves it.
I’d need a top 10 draft pick for Dvorak.Penguins can't take on that excess cap and cannot give up the draft pick.
Remove OEL and the 2nd rounder and add Dvorak.
To PIT
Dvorak
Kuemper (50% retained)
To ARI
Pettersson
Jarry
Then we are not the trade partner you're looking for.I’d need a top 10 draft pick for Dvorak.
I would do thisHey Pens fans! I’ve got one heckuva whopper for you It’s exactly the kind of big ugly proposal that gets outside fans absolutely torched on sub-forums. Haha. So I expect and welcome the flaming. It’s well-deserved for coming in hot like this. So all the preamble aside:
To PIT:
OEL
Kuemper (50% retained)
—Total: 10.5aav
To ARI:
Pettersson
Jarry
‘21 2nd rounder
—Total: 7.5aav
^ once you’re done ripping me limb from limb, if your find your rage isn’t satisfied, you can turn on @Toby Flenderson - trust me…he deserves it.
Why? The Penguins add another expensive left-handed, left side defenseman - this one with a contract that lasts until 2026-27, when OEL is 36.I would do this
Hey Pens fans! I’ve got one heckuva whopper for you It’s exactly the kind of big ugly proposal that gets outside fans absolutely torched on sub-forums. Haha. So I expect and welcome the flaming. It’s well-deserved for coming in hot like this. So all the preamble aside:
To PIT:
OEL
Kuemper (50% retained)
—Total: 10.5aav
To ARI:
Pettersson
Jarry
‘21 2nd rounder
—Total: 7.5aav
^ once you’re done ripping me limb from limb, if your find your rage isn’t satisfied, you can turn on @Toby Flenderson - trust me…he deserves it.
Kuemper's fine. OEL is cooked and costs a billion dollars until the heat death of the universe. We gotta pay a 2nd for no retained salary on that? Kick rocks.I like Kuemper. OEL is pretty toasty at this point.
Ya'll can HAVE Jarry and MP though if you want.
Kuemper at 50% is worth a 1st rounder. I downgraded it on account of OEL.Kuemper's fine. OEL is cooked and costs a billion dollars until the heat death of the universe. We gotta pay a 2nd for no retained salary on that? Kick rocks.
Okay, go get that 1st rounder, bud!Kuemper at 50% is worth a 1st rounder. I downgraded it on account of OEL.
Nah nah nah. You guys seem like good guys. So I’m gonna give you the good guy discount. Okay? Okay. We can just drop the picks from the proposal altogether and then you’re happy. Me? Not so happy. But what am I gonna do? I need my new friends, from the steel city to be happy, am I right? Okay!Okay, go get that 1st rounder, bud!
I just don't want OEL. I want to dump Jarry and Petts, trust me, but I don't want to take that dogshit contract attached to a lukewarm player in return--even if it means getting a solid goalie like Kuemper.Nah nah nah. You guys seem like good guys. So I’m gonna give you the good guy discount. Okay? Okay. We can just drop the picks from the proposal altogether and they you’re happy. Me? Not so happy. But what am I gonna do? I need my new friends, from the steel city to be happy, am I right? Okay!
Nah nah nah. You guys seem like good guys. So I’m gonna give you the good guy discount. Okay? Okay. We can just drop the picks from the proposal altogether and then you’re happy. Me? Not so happy. But what am I gonna do? I need my new friends, from the steel city to be happy, am I right? Okay!
I'll take it.Hey Pens fans! I’ve got one heckuva whopper for you It’s exactly the kind of big ugly proposal that gets outside fans absolutely torched on sub-forums. Haha. So I expect and welcome the flaming. It’s well-deserved for coming in hot like this. So all the preamble aside:
To PIT:
OEL
Kuemper (50% retained)
—Total: 10.5aav
To ARI:
Pettersson
Jarry
‘21 2nd rounder
—Total: 7.5aav
^ once you’re done ripping me limb from limb, if your find your rage isn’t satisfied, you can turn on @Toby Flenderson - trust me…he deserves it.
But do they put all the bbq side dishes directly on the sandwich for you? I thought you guys in Pittsburgh like the Coleslaw and fries and stuff right on the sandwich itself.There are some good vegan spots in Phoenix so we good.
But do they put all the bbq side dishes directly on the sandwich for you? I thought you guys in Pittsburgh like the Coleslaw and fries and stuff right on the sandwich itself.