Penguins Off Season Thread - Useless Information Edition

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Dear ol dad just got back from visiting family in the 'Burgh and brought me this gem. Ignore the paper weight

 

[Tom Hanks]

Mate...really?

Stick-to-itiveness...

I feel like a wanker here has been calling that for a few yrs.

Story checks out

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Dear ol dad just got back from visiting family in the 'Burgh and brought me this gem. Ignore the paper weight

There's so much to unpack here.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

There's so much to unpack here.

Mario was always a straight shooter

 

[EightyOne]

Don't ignore the slim jim tower

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Don't ignore the slim jim tower

Anytime I see the word or hear the name Slim Jim, I get this mental image...

 

[Tom Hanks]

I thought we traded Murray?

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Don't ignore the slim jim tower

"You vs the guy she told you not to worry about"

*Slimothy Jimmothy has entered the chat*

 

[Tom Hanks]

So this is where Sid gets his OCD from

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Honour Over Glory]

 

[EightyOne]

Not a single puck on net... Checks out

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Its like watching the same pre game intro before an EA NHL game

 

[AuroraBorealis]

The long period of uncertainty of the return to play, followed by us getting dismissed by a minnow in 4 games where half the team didn't give a f***, followed by another long period of uncertainty with vague warnings from some owners saying having this season is a net loss financially...

This is really taking the wind outta my sails man. Just exhausted.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

VGK and Lumbus getting positive tests...

Yeah, my interest in hockey at the moment is so very low.

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Tom Hanks]

VGK and Lumbus getting positive tests...

Yeah, my interest in hockey at the moment is so very low.

And Team Canada.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Anytime I see the word or hear the name Slim Jim, I get this mental image...

Instant thumbs for any and all things Macho Man/Muppet/Tim Curry/Jeff Goldblum.

 

[EightyOne]

Should have had cuts of him sitting on bench until it was too late vs MTL lol

 

[Pens x]

VGK and Lumbus getting positive tests...

Yeah, my interest in hockey at the moment is so very low.

Agreed. All of that waiting only to get bounced by the 24th best team so quickly. Most other organizations would have left Sully in Toronto, but not our cheap owners.

Follow that up with a rough off season and it makes it tough to be engaged. We finally dumped Johnson and then shed Bjugstad’s bloated contract only to sign/acquire below average players. The team cares more about saving money than actually competing this year, which is a bit frustrating.

 

[SEALBound]

Dear ol dad just got back from visiting family in the 'Burgh and brought me this gem. Ignore the paper weight

Need more window'ed PMAGs. Scratch that...smoke Lancers.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Need more window'ed PMAGs. Scratch that...smoke Lancers.

Couldn't agree more. Thing is, living MD I can't purchase or assemble them in state. However I can legally own them, I just have to purchase them outta state.

Mario's face in that pic was me learning that law

 

[SEALBound]

Couldn't agree more. Thing is, living MD I can't purchase or assemble them in state. However I can legally own them, I just have to purchase them outta state.

Mario's face in that pic was me learning that law

Yeah, certainly a head scratcher. Before the great boat accident of 2018, I had AR SBRs, Rifles, and Pistols. I wanted to be able to carry one with me on my long term travel trips. Can take the pistol AR with the SB PDW brace anywhere I want and conceal it with my license. Can NOT take the SBR AR across state lines without written notification to the ATF. I read the law...I look at the two side by side...I read the law...I look at the two side by side...I read the law...I look at the two side by side. The only conclusion I come to is that my choosing the pistol somehow decreases crime 10 states over.

I did switch to a VP9L-OR recently though. And I am much happier now.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Yeah, certainly a head scratcher. Before the great boat accident of 2018, I had AR SBRs, Rifles, and Pistols. I wanted to be able to carry one with me on my long term travel trips. Can take the pistol AR with the SB PDW brace anywhere I want and conceal it with my license. Can NOT take the SBR AR across state lines without written notification to the ATF. I read the law...I look at the two side by side...I read the law...I look at the two side by side...I read the law...I look at the two side by side. The only conclusion I come to is that my choosing the pistol somehow decreases crime 10 states over.

I did switch to a VP9L-OR recently though. And I am much happier now.

Ah yes the great boating accident, we all have one from time to time. I would acquire myself an SBR but i'm not sure I can get the paperwork through before I ship for basic. For now I have (in minecraft) some other goodies that i've been debating sharing in the OT thread. Lol and the ATf today is trying to crack down on SBR tactical braces, its quite bothersome.

Almost as bothersome as this season not happening yet. I just want to know whether their will be games or not so i'm not left hoping

 

[SEALBound]

Ah yes the great boating accident, we all have one from time to time. I would acquire myself an SBR but i'm not sure I can get the paperwork through before I ship for basic. For now I have (in minecraft) some other goodies that i've been debating sharing in the OT thread. Lol and the ATf today is trying to crack down on SBR tactical braces, its quite bothersome.

Almost as bothersome as this season not happening yet. I just want to know whether their will be games or not so i'm not left hoping

Tough call on what to do before basic (Navy, I hope). I purchased a P30L while on leave one year and it was tough to leave it at home. That said, if you can swing it, I never tell someone not to buy.

The brace thing is a farce. Tough to write letters back and forth the way they have and then decide that it's all illegal effectively making thousands of overnight felons. That said, a coupe senators have sent them letters telling them to knock it off so who knows. E-forms seem to being going quick but if I was doing it tomorrow, I would go brace.