Penguins Off Season Thread - Useless Information Edition

[Tom Hanks]

Jake n Bake

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[dogthateats]

Can’t believe he proposed in front of Hornqvist’s hastily thrown equipment.

 

[SomeDude]

Can't wait for the exclusive from Kingerski that Geno didn't like the proposal instagram post. Clearly he doesn't want him on his line.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Grats Jake...!

 

[EightyOne]

Can’t believe he proposed in front of Hornqvist’s hastily thrown equipment.

Alright, shut the forum down, boys...we ain't beating this...

 

[Tom Hanks]

Grats Jake...!

JR inspired by Jake

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Even Jake has figured out sex.


Then there's Sidney Crosby.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Look at that dumper.

He must work out.

 

[Tom Hanks]

It all started today 15 years ago for his NHL debut as well.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Happy Birthday Jake n Bake. Keep up the good work on and off the ice

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

I nominated "Lights Out" by the great UFO. Or "Space Truckin" by Deep Purple.

 

[dogthateats]

 

[Tom Hanks]

Coors Light! They must hate them.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Wait so the Carly, who’d never leave Minnesota is coming to Pittsburgh? Where’s that Wild poster who came here ranting

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[farscape1]

Even Jake has figured out sex.


Then there's Sidney Crosby.

Sid is still crushed with the lost of not Jack Johnson, but Dom Simon.

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Wait so the Carly, who’d never leave Minnesota is coming to Pittsburgh? Where’s that Wild poster who came here ranting

Pro-Tec-ted!!!!!!!

 

[Honour Over Glory]

How dare this wanker work hard and make us all proud that he's still around and likely to improve on his Allstar season.

Has he not frequented cafés to be told he's not the last guy or unfollow people on social media?

Another JR blunder innit mate? That f***ing tosser.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Sid is still crushed with the lost of not Jack Johnson, but Dom Simon.

It excites me to see them bring Back E Rod before they even entertained Simon.

Ha...
Hahaha...

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Is he saying thanks or f*** you?


"Here, drink shitty beer you f***ing backwoods wankers."

 

[Tom Hanks]

He played for Delta. I’m 5 mins away from the rink

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[heysmilinstrange]

Today Geno posted an Instagram story of his son skating.