Penguins Off Season Thread - Useless Information Edition

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Sid plays Candyland. Has an extensive pen and paper set of rules to allow solo play

Geno for sure just plays STALKER mods on a PC where he can maybe turn on medium graphics

Sullivan downloaded Hockey Manager but got angry when ZAR was only rated a 41 and deleted it

Like a true Russian Malkin plays CS

 

[EightyOne]

Like a true Russian Malkin plays CS

Rush B, cyka!!!!

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Mccann posted today with a seemingly cryptic caption on instagram

 

[Tom Hanks]

Mccann posted today with a seemingly cryptic caption on instagram

NHL and NHLPA met today well at least virtually

 

[Jobeycool]

Did yinzers all know Sid the Kid has the bestest backhander in all the world

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Empoleon8771]

FTB: Kasperi Kapanen to play with Crosby and Guentzel in Pittsburgh

Sullivan said that the plan is for Kapanen to play with Guentzel and Crosby.

 

[BrookswasHere44]

Did I see Drew O'Conner was loaned somewhere? Weren't we excited about him? Is this the correct thread for such talk?

 

[Tom Hanks]

Did I see Drew O'Conner was loaned somewhere? Weren't we excited about him? Is this the correct thread for such talk?

There’s a Prospect thread up the top of HF Pens.

Yeah he went to Norway

 

[Jaded-Fan]

 

[EightyOne]

They couldn't afford to sign a better player than Cici

They certainly can't afford real estate

 

[SEALBound]

They couldn't afford to sign a better player than Cici

They certainly can't afford real estate

Is there a website where I can see what the Real Estate Cap is? Is realestatecapgeek.com or realestatecaprfriendly.com a thing?

 

[Pittsburgh1776]

FTB: Kasperi Kapanen to play with Crosby and Guentzel in Pittsburgh

Sullivan said that the plan is for Kapanen to play with Guentzel and Crosby.

Lol, who is going to play with Malkin? It's so predictable.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Lol, who is going to play with Malkin? It's so predictable.

Zucker and Rust I would assume

 

[Gurglesons]

Lol, who is going to play with Malkin? It's so predictable.

I mean, Malkin is hypothetically getting the 2nd and 3rd best wingers on the team.

The fact that they won't work together doesn't change that fact.

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Big Flex from Geno

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Tom Hanks]

Where did you get those replica trophies?

 

[SEALBound]

1:35 and 1:44 were the best.

Where did you get those replica trophies?

You couldn't see it, but there was a man behind the camera with a gun forcing him to like those jerseys. He seems...ya know...super jazzed about them. If he was excited, he would have made a "best shape of my life" or similar joke.

 

[EXTRAS]

Is the expected goaltending tandem Jarry/Desmith at this point? Are there any serious contenders to the duo currently In the organization?

 

[Empoleon8771]

Is the expected goaltending tandem Jarry/Desmith at this point? Are there any serious contenders to the duo currently In the organization?

Yes and no.

It was always going to be Jarry-DeSmith unless Fleury got bought out, which he wasn't.

 

[SEALBound]

Is the expected goaltending tandem Jarry/Desmith at this point? Are there any serious contenders to the duo currently In the organization?

It will be Jarry and Desmith, 100%.

 

[BHD]