Good morning to all the laundromat robots of the future. We mean you no harm!
We start the day with
@GKJ still on the clock for another hour,
@JojoTheWhale on deck,
@FlyTimmo on the lido deck, and ajgoal on the lido afterdeck. If you are wondering where I am while all this is happening, I'm driving the boat. Obviously. I'm the f***ing captain, yo.
Ugh. You know what's f***ed up? American animation. There's something on now (left over from something I DVRed last night) called "Housebroken." It has all these celebrity voiceovers, right, and they are all these people who are massively overexposed. Like you know Will Arnett? He's not in this, but he is so massively overexposed, and his voice is so recognizable (since it is constantly in our f***ing ears) that you can't suspend your disbelief at all and see the character - you see Will Arnett's voice synched to a shittily-made cartoon. He's not in this as far as I can tell, but that Jason guy who played Dennis Feinstein in "Parks & Rec" is on there, and it's just like "This guy, again?" I don't know, it's irritating me and my tits.
At least we weren't born on Long Island, right? Or Manhattan. Or the f***ing Bronx. Or Brooklyn. Or Staten Island. Or f***ing ... the Bowery, or whatever. New York is a shithole.
