NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE NINE! Part ONE!

[DancingPanther]

We have had a lot of good, interesting picks for currency and weather people.

Do either of mine count

 

[Young Sandwich]

With our first of two selections, the Sexpos are proud to announce our outdoor game location. Just off Norway's northwestern coast, this location has clear blue waters that rival the Mediterranean, craggy mountains that rival Iceland, and enough museums and fishing villages to rival any Scandinavian hot spot. Yet while it may draw some comparisons, the beauty here is truly unparalleled: think colorful fishing villages, majestic fjords, and tons of opportunities to see the Northern Lights in the winter.

This place is also home to one of the most unique football pitches in the world, which we will convert to a hockey rink as necessary.

Team Outdoor Game Location - Lofoten Islands, Norway


Stay tuned for more after these messages.

 

[mja]

TEAM CURRENCY

Monopoly money

@Young Sandwich

Was on my shortlist.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Got held up with something for work. Our motto will be plucked from the bowels of our childhood.

Team Motto - IT'S NOT WORTH WINNING IF YOU CAN'T WIN BIG

Back to you, @Strawberry Fields

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Team weatherman

Josh Nicholls

@Chuck Downie

 

[Chuck Downie]

Les Comiques select C

Chiho Osawa

Chiho Osawa at eliteprospects.com

@mja

 

[pit]

TEAM CURRENCY

Monopoly money

@Young Sandwich

I already selected bitcoin. That's basically the same thing.

 

[mja]

Our Team Motto is NOT going to be “Oh, the Humanity!” That’s part of our primary logo. No, we’re going with Team Author Vonnegut’s ruefully ironic Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt

@Magua, get after it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Do either of mine count

Yes, Brick was an excellent choice. But then, I like lamp.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Was on my shortlist.

Everything is on your list, which you can't call a "shortlist."

 

[mja]

Everything is on your list, which you can't call a "shortlist."

Not true, I have 3 currencies on my shortlist. It was third.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Les Comiques select C

Chiho Osawa

Chiho Osawa at eliteprospects.com

@mja

Great pick.

 

[mja]

Everything is on your list, which you can't call a "shortlist."

Also, I'm still bitter at you for sniping Cournoyer from me. It was the one pick that really threw me off this whole time because I didn't have a good back-up plan in place.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Also, I'm still bitter at you for sniping Cournoyer from me. It was the one pick that really threw me off this whole time because I didn't have a good back-up plan in place.

I was sitting on the Roadrunner for some time.

 

[Magua]

The Ghibli franchise is not just about Studio Ghibli. We have an eclectic band of franchise friends. Hayao Miyazaki is already on staff as a consultant, so we don’t need to select him as our “notable” fan. But we are the Honolulu Ghibli, so let’s Honolulu this biznatch up!

The Honolulu Ghibli swoon over our Notable Team Fan…..Magnum, P.I (or Tom Selleck, if the Quackverse doesn’t allow fictional notable fans but c'mon).

When man, woman, and child see Magnum pull up to home games in his Ghibli-decal Ferrari and wearing his Ghibli themed Hawaiian shirt, it’s only natural to become weak in the knees. Because he is now the coolest f***ing Ghibli fan in existence. There’s no losing when you have a 'stache like that in your corner.

@Rebels57 -- go Fog yourself

 

[Magua]

Team weatherman

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Josh Nicholls

@Chuck Downie

Better to choose Josh these days than Drake.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I probably could have drawn this out more and thought of a more elaborate plan than this but it's what we're going with...

We have chosen The Las Vegas Strip (Bellagio) as our Outdoor Game Location where the Las Vegas Desert Ducks will take on their rival the Providence Playtpi. The rink will be constructed in front of the Bellagio where they conduct their Fountain Shows. I don't know what to call that body of water.

Good luck to the goalies in advance with all of those lights.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Better to choose Josh these days than Drake.

Putting aside the seriousness of real life incidents, TV Drake once gave away his autographed copy of Abbey Road just to get into some cool kid's party. Unforgivable sin.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

The Ghibli franchise is not just about Studio Ghibli. We have an eclectic band of franchise friends. Hayao Miyazaki is already on staff as a consultant, so we don’t need to select him as our “notable” fan. But we are the Honolulu Ghibli, so let’s Honolulu this biznatch up!

The Honolulu Ghibli swoon over our Notable Team Fan…..Magnum, P.I (or Tom Selleck, if the Quackverse doesn’t allow fictional notable fans but c'mon).

When man, woman, and child see Magnum pull up to home games in his Ghibli-decal Ferrari and wearing his Ghibli themed Hawaiian shirt, it’s only natural to become weak in the knees. Because he is now the coolest f***ing Ghibli fan in existence. There’s no losing when you have a 'stache like that in your corner.

@Rebels57 -- go Fog yourself

That name is forever cursed on these boards. You've used it twice and now we're one step away from a Beetlejuice summoning.

 

[Striiker]

That name is forever cursed on these boards. You've used it twice and now we're one step away from a Beetlejuice summoning.

Magnumpi

 

[Rebels57]

The Ghibli franchise is not just about Studio Ghibli. We have an eclectic band of franchise friends. Hayao Miyazaki is already on staff as a consultant, so we don’t need to select him as our “notable” fan. But we are the Honolulu Ghibli, so let’s Honolulu this biznatch up!

The Honolulu Ghibli swoon over our Notable Team Fan…..Magnum, P.I (or Tom Selleck, if the Quackverse doesn’t allow fictional notable fans but c'mon).

When man, woman, and child see Magnum pull up to home games in his Ghibli-decal Ferrari and wearing his Ghibli themed Hawaiian shirt, it’s only natural to become weak in the knees. Because he is now the coolest f***ing Ghibli fan in existence. There’s no losing when you have a 'stache like that in your corner.

@Rebels57 -- go Fog yourself

You son of a bitch. This hurts almost as bad as when Buffy was taken. I almost drafted him for like 10 different categories lol

At least it makes sense with your Hawaii theme though.

 

[Rebels57]

As owners of the Final Fantasy realm, there can only be once logical choice for the PORTLAND FOG Team Currency:

GIL , the official currency in ALL Final Fantasy games.

Gil wiki

@pit

 

[pit]

GM Doug: Sooooo, what I need is something to inspire the players.
Bryan Trottier: Isn't that the captain's job?
GM Doug: Have you seen our captain?
BT: Who is it again?
GM Doug: McDavid.
BT: You mean this guy?

GM Doug: Worse, I mean this guy.

BT: I see what you mean.
GM Doug: So they need de facto inspiration.
BT: A hot notable female fan?
GM Doug: Trots, that's what we call distraction, not inspiration. Puck bunnies out, stirring words in.
BT: So, team motto?
GM Doug: That's right. I am going to draw on my vast film lore for this.
BT: Oh. I see.
GM Doug: Yep, here we go!

The Chicago Chimpanzees are pleased to select as their team motto Carpe Diem, as made popular by the film Dead Poet's Society. Seize the day boys!

BT: Oh, that's pretty good.
GM Doug: Yeah, and it's the shortest too. Who's on fire Trots? That's right, it's GM Doug. And now, @CanadianFlyer88 !

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

As owners of the Final Fantasy realm, there can only be once logical choice for the PORTLAND FOG Team Currency:

GIL , the official currency in ALL Final Fantasy games.

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Gil wiki

@pit

Defectus will be along shortly to claim that you can't have that, because Gil is Bill Murray's fish.

 

[mja]

Defectus will be along shortly to claim that you can't have that, because Gil is Bill Murray's fish.