NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE ELEVEN! Part ONE!

[BiggE]

Speaking of tattoo fails, I’m laying by the pool and a twenty something just went by with what is either a badly inked angel or a really funny looking bird on her one side.

She also has Chinese lettering on one leg that probably translates to: look at how stupid I look.

 

[mja]

This was a truly blessed day. The tide of bad tattoos unexpectedly ebbed, with only a handful polluting my view of a beautifully placid sea, with the foothills of the Pyrenees shining majestic off in the distance. In addition to the frontrunners this morning, I have only to add a woman with Asian characters on her calf - block letter style - and another mother of young children with a whole series of tattoos on her leg, including at least one skull.

I'm giving the win to the dude with the zombie hand emerging out of his shoulder.

 

[Magua]

Speaking of tattoo fails, I’m laying by the pool and a twenty something just went by with what is either a badly inked angel or a really funny looking bird on her one side.

She also has Chinese lettering on one leg that probably translates to: look at how stupid I look.

Methgator material.

 

[kudymen]

I have always wondered how many of the Chinese lettering tattoos really are the urban legendary "chicken soup", "my mother is a hamster", or "my tattoo artist is a dentist"

 

[ajgoal]

Nevermind whether you're getting bad info, what if the tattoo artist just can't spell?

Or has other reasons to get it wrong?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

ScarJo vs the Desert Ducks. Who ya got?



@Hollywood Couturier

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We are the Men of Pause.

No one is up and nothing is f***ed.

F***. I was just outside letting the chickens out for the day, and when I do that I walk in a circle around the coop, shuffling the hay and mulch and (literal) shit on the ground, but I wear Timberland boots, which should protect me. Today I'm walking around and I look up and what do I see but a f***ing snakeskin hanging off the wall. Motherf***er. It must have caught on a nail or something. It wasn't that huge or anything, but the fact that it exists is a nightmare. I have seen a black snake in there before and those f***ers are supposed to eat copperheads, but I don't know that it was a black snake that left this one, and I'm not going to racially profile ANYONE in the Year of Our Lord 2021. The f***ers literally climb the walls. Congratulations, The Devil.

I don't like saying that I'm "shook" in that grammatically incorrect way when I'm shaken, but I am shook.

 

[ajgoal]

We are the Men of Pause.

No one is up and nothing is f***ed.

F***. I was just outside letting the chickens out for the day, and when I do that I walk in a circle around the coop, shuffling the hay and mulch and (literal) shit on the ground, but I wear Timberland boots, which should protect me. Today I'm walking around and I look up and what do I see but a f***ing snakeskin hanging off the wall. Motherf***er. It must have caught on a nail or something. It wasn't that huge or anything, but the fact that it exists is a nightmare. I have seen a black snake in there before and those f***ers are supposed to eat copperheads, but I don't know that it was a black snake that left this one, and I'm not going to racially profile ANYONE in the Year of Our Lord 2021. The f***ers literally climb the walls. Congratulations, The Devil.

I don't like saying that I'm "shook" in that grammatically incorrect way when I'm shaken, but I am shook.

I used to work on a property with a series of small sheds. I'd find skins hanging from the ceilings from time to time. Of course, I'd also find snakes hanging from the electrical conduits, and curled up around the switches. Didn't bother me, they were all black rat snakes, but freaked the hell out of one of my coworkers.

 

[DancingPanther]

We are the Men of Pause.

No one is up and nothing is f***ed.

F***. I was just outside letting the chickens out for the day, and when I do that I walk in a circle around the coop, shuffling the hay and mulch and (literal) shit on the ground, but I wear Timberland boots, which should protect me. Today I'm walking around and I look up and what do I see but a f***ing snakeskin hanging off the wall. Motherf***er. It must have caught on a nail or something. It wasn't that huge or anything, but the fact that it exists is a nightmare. I have seen a black snake in there before and those f***ers are supposed to eat copperheads, but I don't know that it was a black snake that left this one, and I'm not going to racially profile ANYONE in the Year of Our Lord 2021. The f***ers literally climb the walls. Congratulations, The Devil.

I don't like saying that I'm "shook" in that grammatically incorrect way when I'm shaken, but I am shook.

Talk about shook, we have a recess light above our doorway and it had a wasp nest in it. They are getting in the house through the various small cracks in the wood and flashing around our big window. There were wasps on said window on the inside. 3 of them. 1 dead. 2 spray sessions of raid later, there's now 7 wasps inside. They're getting in. It's unsettling. They're also dying. We're winning the war.

 

[BiggE]

Snakes are no biggie unless you find them nailed to the ceiling with a pentagram drawn in blood below. In that case leave, immediately.

Wasps though can just f*** off. They are the psychotic serial killers of the insect world.

 

[BiggE]

Also, these servers can feel free to eat shit and die.

 

[mja]

Yet another day on the beach relatively unspoiled by the plague of bad ink. And yet, there were still strong contenders. Like the woman with a series of Disney characters tattooed on her arm, including Pocahontas, the raccoon from Pocahontas, and Stitch. There was the girl with Elvis holding a rose on her shoulder. That was a dubious choice, but she was close to pulling it off.

Who couldn't pull it off was the dude with the tattoo of a buck's head with a gargoyle (I think?) inexplicably perched on an antler. Now, the tattoo itself was quality work, unlike so many of the other tattoos I've seen this summer that look liked they were drawn by a toddler on meth. Well drawn, vivid colors; it might have worked, if a little peculiar, had it been a smaller tattoo on his arm. But no, instead this was a giant full length tattoo that covered the dude's entire pasty white string bean of a back.

And with that, I'm sorry to report that he is likely the final winner of the ever-coveted Bad Tattoo de la Plage award. The weather doesn't look great for tomorrow and we're decamping to spend some time with the MIL. We're only going a few kilometers away, so we may get back to the beach yet, but more likely to be taking a dip in a pool for the next bit.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

ScarJo vs the Desert Ducks. Who ya got?



@Hollywood Couturier

Desert Ducks in four.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’m going to slowly work myself back onto here. I will not be going into any hockey threads unless tagged and will only read those specific posts.

 

[BiggE]

I’m going to slowly work myself back onto here. I will not be going into any hockey threads unless tagged and will only read those specific posts.

Good call
Hockey is amazingly stupid

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Good call
Hockey is amazingly stupid

 

[BiggE]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good morning, defenders of the realm, and welcome to the realm. YOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Japan just got a huge save. KANPAI!

You don't have to do anything, since this is another maintenance day in the Quackverse, but I would advise you to punch your Team Punching Bag lest they get comfortable in your dungeon and start thinking about escaping. That's the last thing we need, a bunch of doucheturds running around a brand-new world and soiling it with their doucheturdiness.

I am going to spend the day treasure hunting in the Dawn. I'm sure you can find something almost that exciting to do, too, if you try.

YOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[DancingPanther]

Talk about shook, we have a recess light above our doorway and it had a wasp nest in it. They are getting in the house through the various small cracks in the wood and flashing around our big window. There were wasps on said window on the inside. 3 of them. 1 dead. 2 spray sessions of raid later, there's now 7 wasps inside. They're getting in. It's unsettling. They're also dying. We're winning the war.

22 dead, 3 barely alive. Exterminator on Tuesday.

 

[BiggE]

22 dead, 3 barely alive. Exterminator on Tuesday.

Had a wasps nest on our garage door. I exterminated the little f***ers myself. Got one sting on the neck but they’re all dead so I’m pretty sure that I won the war!

 

[DancingPanther]

Had a wasps nest on our garage door. I exterminated the little f***ers myself. Got one sting on the neck but they’re all dead so I’m pretty sure that I won the war!

Atta boyyy

Unfortunately...these seem to be inside our wall/drywall. More to come.

Little to no activity in the recess light though

 

[Hurricane28]

I will check in nightly but you guys can skip me when I come up. Got a week in my Team Vacation Spot lined up

 

[Lord Defect]

22 dead, 3 barely alive. Exterminator on Tuesday.

Quitter

 

[DancingPanther]

Quitter

We've been through 2 cans of raid. No new corpses today so that's good. But the thing is we want to make sure there isn't a giant nest tucked away somewhere in the walls you know?

 

[ajgoal]

I went diving today for the first time in 2 years. Water's still cold below the thermocline.

Also @DancingPanther I picked out your one hit wonder. Don't screw it up.