NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[Lord Defect]

I would like to drop him into a century without plumbing, because 1) he'd have shit all over himself (more than now), and 2) he would have no way to make a living. But I'll be f***ed if I spend one second more than I already have on that idiot and his idiotic picks.

I’m game for that. I’m a plumber. I’d make a fortune.

 

[Beef Invictus]

My sports exec will be Tony Khan of AEW, Jacksonville Jaguars, and Fulham FC.

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I don’t have a disdain for him, but he’s starting to screw up AEW, and he probably gets some good drugs.

Hiring Urban Meyer to be your head coach in the NFL is the one hire clearly stupider than handing Tortorella the keys to your franchise in 2022.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Google tells me that the worst year to be alive in recorded history is 536 CE, so I think we should default to the 6th century for His Defectiveness.

Immediately prior to that things were actually Really Great though

 

[Beef Invictus]

Like if 1998 were followed by 2020.

 

[GKJ]

Hiring Urban Meyer to be your head coach in the NFL is the one hire clearly stupider than handing Tortorella the keys to your franchise in 2022.

He doesn’t have much to do with that, although he was once on AEW TV.

 

[ajgoal]

Like if 1998 were followed by 2020.

1998 was Good?

 

[Beef Invictus]

1998 was Good?

Early internet, great economy, peak Barnes and Noble, incredible music movies TV and video games, it was a golden age

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Early internet, great economy, peak Barnes and Noble, incredible music movies TV and video games, it was a golden age

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hahahaha what a defect.

Now 1995, 96? I'm with you.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hahahaha what a defect.

Now 1995, 96? I'm with you.

Let's compromise. It's like 2020-23 immediately following 95-98. But with half the world dying

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Big, big game for ducks tonight. Sco Ducks.

The only ones left with picks are @Hollywood Cannon (3), @Asnito (3), and @Strawberry Fields (12).

Looks like Tiger continued to fail yesterday. I was not unhappy about that. The only good thing he has ever done was farting like a trumpet into a loud speaker - otherwise, he's just a typical country club douchelord. Trust me.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Big, big game for ducks tonight. Sco Ducks.

The only ones left with picks are @Hollywood Cannon (3), @Asnito (3), and @Strawberry Fields (12).

Looks like Tiger continued to fail yesterday. I was not unhappy about that. The only good thing he has ever done was farting like a trumpet into a loud speaker - otherwise, he's just a typical country club douchelord. Trust me.

I will be making my triumphant return to my actual office desk today (a week later than expected, damn kids) so picks will 100% be made.

Also, wanna hear some shit, Cap? One of our cousins is getting married tonight. Can you believe it? Of all nights. Tonight.

Sco Ducks.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I will be making my triumphant return to my actual office desk today (a week later than expected, damn kids) so picks will 100% be made.

Also, wanna hear some shit, Cap? One of our cousins is getting married tonight. Can you believe it? Of all nights. Tonight.

Sco Ducks.

Cousins are some bullshit. Hold tight to your phone and don't be afraid to be antisocial.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Well, at least that finally, hopefully, brings an end to the college career of 37-year-old Beaux Nix. BTW, he's a f***ing bum.

Still just looking out for @Hollywood Cannon (3), @Asnito (3), and @Strawberry Fields (12).

Football is so weird. The highs are HIGH, but the lows are so f***ing low. I don't know why, but those helpless feelings when your team is overmatched or just doesn't have it that day are so much lower and more desperate than anything else. It probably has to do with the single-game nature of elimination games. Or something. Member when we used to feel this way about the Flyers? lolz. Of course, that was at least one whole urr ago.

 

[DancingPanther]

Well, at least that finally, hopefully, brings an end to the college career of 37-year-old Beaux Nix. BTW, he's a f***ing bum.

Still just looking out for @Hollywood Cannon (3), @Asnito (3), and @Strawberry Fields (12).

Football is so weird. The highs are HIGH, but the lows are so f***ing low. I don't know why, but those helpless feelings when your team is overmatched or just doesn't have it that day are so much lower and more desperate than anything else. It probably has to do with the single-game nature of elimination games. Or something. Member when we used to feel this way about the Flyers? lolz. Of course, that was at least one whole urr ago.

Aren't you a sco ducks guy? Surprising your not a Bow Nicks fan

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Aren't you a sco ducks guy? Surprising your not a Bow Nicks fan

I am, but he was a bum for years before transferring there, and he failed last night, as expected, so he can f*** off. He belonged at Auburn.

 

[DancingPanther]

I am, but he was a bum for years before transferring there, and he failed last night, as expected, so he can f*** off. He belonged at Auburn.

Ahhh ok forgive me I'm not too familiar with the NCAA lore

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ahhh ok forgive me I'm not too familiar with the NCAA lore

Yosh, it's OK. He's just a butthole.

 

[DancingPanther]

Yosh, it's OK. He's just a butthole.

Fkn buttholes man

Sidenote: dried figs look like buttholes.

 

[FlyerNutter]

@Young Sandwich

Yo boss. You had like a sex song as your main song I think right? I’m trying to find. Was by depeche maybe?

 

[Striiker]

Every year before 2000 was shit

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Young Sandwich

Yo boss. You had like a sex song as your main song I think right? I’m trying to find. Was by depeche maybe?

You can look on here - just go to Sexpos and scroll down through everything he has taken.

 

[Young Sandwich]

@Young Sandwich

Yo boss. You had like a sex song as your main song I think right? I’m trying to find. Was by depeche maybe?

That sounds like it should be a thing, but I honestly don't know. The only thing coming to mind right now is Back Door Santa, for obvious seasonal-related reasons.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yosh, we go again.

"Still just looking out for @Hollywood Cannon (3), @Asnito (3), and @Strawberry Fields (12)."

Boing, boing, boing, bounce, bounce, bounce.

 

[BiggE]

Hey guys,
I might be MIA for a while. My wife’s mom is in hospice and will likely pass in the next few hours or days.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Hey guys,
I might be MIA for a while. My wife’s mom is in hospice and will likely pass in the next few hours or days.

Sorry to hear that BiggE, all the best to your wife and the family.