An interesting thing going on right now, is when do we start handing out extensions to Brunner, Howard and Filppula? I honestly expected one of the last two to be extended by this point.
At next summer:
Hi, Kenny here. What would you like if I double yor salary from 2.25 to 4.5 million, a four year deal?
Jimmy Howard: "That's great. Where do I sign?"
"Hi, Kenny here. What would you like if I double your salary from 1.35 mil to 2.7 million, a three-year deal?"
Damien Brunner: "That's great. Where do I sign?"
"Hi, Kenny here. What would you like, if I give you a 50% raise from 3 million to 4.5 million, a five-year-deal?"
Valtteri Filppula: "That's great. Where do I sign?"
***
Three years ago (at summer 2009)...
"Hi, Kenny here. What would you like, if I double your salary from 1 million to 2 million, three year deal?"
Jiri Hudler: "No I don't think so, I'll go to abritrator."
Arbitrator gives him 2.875 figure.
Ken Holland: "Okay, now we have a deal. It's harsh, but we'll take it."
Jiri Hudler: "Sorry but I'm going to bolt to Russia, they are offering me 5 freaking millions per year. I'm really sorry about this."
Ken Holland: "I understand. You do what's best for you (you greedy little son of a *****...)."
Jiri Hudler: "Thanks Kenny."
***
One year after (summer of 2010) Hudler comes back, because Dynamo Moscow has some financial troubles.
At summer of 2011...
"Hi, Kenny here. What would you like, if I over trible your salary from 900k to 3.25 million, a three year deal?"
Jonathan Ericsson: "That's great. Where do I sign?"
***
At summer of 2012...
"Hi, Kenny here. What would you like, if I double your salary from 900k to 2.2 million, a four year deal?"
Darren Helm: "That's great. Where do I sign?"
Hudler has also played for two seasons and his contract ends.
"Hi, Kenny here. What would you like if I give you a 20% raise for your current salary, a three-year deal? 20% only, because the arbitrator gave a little bit too high figure in my mind on that day but we lived with that then. You got also those extra 5 million tax free from Russia, so you shouldn't be hoarding so much after money, your life is pretty much secured already, isn't it?"
Jiri Hudler: "No, I think I'm going to hit the free agency. Sorry again."
Ken Holland: *shuts the phone*