Lemme guess... shoplifting?
NO! DAMNIT! I posted the meaning behind my name, or didn't I? My xbox gamertag was suspectedkiller back when XBLive just came out and when you got killed in rainbow six you never knew who.
THEN I got a job as a external (shoplifter) loss prevention, or Assests Protection Specialist at Target.
One night my friend called me suspectedshoplifter,which I thought was funny and wanted to use here (but it was too big to fit) because Target security of the Target security watched me for months across several stores linking to my control over the CCTV Pan Tilt Zooms PTZ's and the multiplexor monitors. They had a secret room hooked up to catch me stealing.
I was a manager focused on external theft ONLY. Not people who worked at the store. When I wasn't there a guy who worked security got busted for theft of over 100k over years of theft. I had no idea. They thought it was me even though they couldn't catch me or prove it ( I didn't steal anything). Eventually got so fed up with my rebellious attitude they laid me off (eliminated my position (yeah right)). I was supposed to be offered a promotion to lead with my own store. I got royally f***ed and hate that guy whos name I won't disclose because I'm sure people around here would know this guy immediately.