Missed what Shattenkirk said can someone fill me in?
"Boo hoo hoo, waah waah waah...they say nasty things on the ice, so I'll moan to a tv camera after the game when I don't have to worry about getting my head kicked in. It's the Canucks, so it's okay."
Paraphrasing, but you get the idea.
The fact that you wrote a multi-paragraph post because you're so convinced that your hockey team couldn't POSSIBLY trash talk is absurd and delusional. You don't have to irrationally jump into a Johnnie Cochran impression every time someone possibly implies your team isn't the most stoic force in the universe. Guys chirp, they did it all game, it continued into a shootout. You don't need to enlist Gil Grissom to do a frame by frame analysis and DNA testing to conclude who chirped first.
Everyone trash-talks. Whoop-de-do. Welcome to the NHL. Thanks for stopping by.
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Well, that was not encouraging. I realize we're missing important pieces and our idiot coach refuses to put the lines together in a sensible way, but I did NOT like that one. Scratch me off the list of people who want a Canucks/Blues playoff series. Every bloody game will be 1-0, 2-1, overtime periods all over the place, and even assuming the Canucks come out on top half the team will be so banged up they would barely be able to move.
+ Special teams. PP finally reappearing despite AV refusing to bow to the obvious and PUT GARRISON ON THE FIRST UNIT!!! PK streak now up to...25 was it?
+ Alberts and Ballard. Both stepped up big-time. No idea why Burrows jumped on Backes when he and Ballard we ready to drop the gloves and go. Stupid, stupid move.
+ Edler actually threw a few tiny little hits! My God! Is the old Edler still in there somewhere? He reminds me of an amnesia victim who still gets puzzling flashes of his former instincts and starts doing things without realizing why.
+ Schneider. Game's over long before the SO without him.
+ Kesler. Massive plus for the battle level, but I'm really getting sick of the extracurriculars. Just bloody play...
- Barker. I thought Bieksa was having trouble in his own zone. How little did I know. Get better soon, Kev. And Tanev.
- Raymond, Weise, Sestito (did he even play?). Obvious. Weren't Raymond and Weise supposed to be fast? Like they were playing in quicksand all night.
- PLAY IN OWN END FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. Granted, the Blues were great on the forecheck and playing the full tenacious Hitchcock hockey, but c'mon. When every bloody team you play gives you the same problems, it means YOU are the problem.
- Ebbett. Not as bad as some seem to think, but still not good.
- Roy and Kesler on the same line. We got another centre for a reason AV, you idiot.
Meh. Here's to hoping the Hawks draw them first.