Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 34

[LeafalCrusader]

I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car!

 

[The Nemesis]

I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car!

That can be arranged....

 

[Psyfer]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

That can be arranged....

Changed my mind sorry!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Bart, stop pestering Satan....

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

According to this, you're not due to arrive here
until the next time the Leafs win the cup.
That's nearly a century from now.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"I didn't win your case, so the pizza is free."
"Actually we did win."
"That's ok, the box is empty."

 

[LeafalCrusader]

I give you the jury of the damned. Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon...

But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.

Hey listen, I did a favor for you!

Yes, Master.

John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.

 

[bigdirty]

 

[Leafsdude7]

According to this, you're not due to arrive here
until the next time the Leafs win the cup.
That's nearly a century from now.

So you're predicting the Leafs will win the Cup in 2024, then?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

So you're predicting the Leafs will win the Cup in 2024, then?

 

[NyQuil]

"What's that about Matthews?"

 

[bigdirty]

"They've got Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner, and William Nylander! Who do we got?"

"Ray Jay Johnson."

 

[BonMorrison]

Everyone is saying Matthews this and Nylander that but no one is saying Laine this and Werenski that!

 

[Ozz]

Look Smithers, Matteau is coming!

 

[Ceremony]

Ar, not a quarter! He'll be dancing for hours.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Look Smithers, Matteau is coming!

All the fans in Toronto are S.O.B's

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

All the fans in Toronto are S.O.B's

 

[NyQuil]

"Now, boys, the fanbase has a problem with some of your lines. Do you mind changing them for the game?"

"Forget you, clown."

"Yeah, our lines are like our children, man. No way."

"Well, okay, but here where it says, "Hyman-Matthews-Brown" how about just, "Hyman-Matthews-Nylander"?"

"Wow. That's much better."

"Everyone can enjoy that."

 

[BonMorrison]

Bye Bye Nylander!

Nylander!
Matthews needs saucers.
Nylander!
Matthews needs saucers.
Nylander!
Matthews needs saucers.
Nylander!
Matthews needs saucers.

If we give up Nylander ... our powerplay will be terriible! STOP!

 

[NyQuil]

"Without knowing precisely how competitive Toronto really is, would you say it's time for their fans to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?"

"Yes I would, Kent."

 

[tony d]

The league is threatening to take my Matthews away.
He scored another goal last night and our usual draft picks are supposed to bust.

 

[KaylaJ]

I call the big one Burrows

 

[The Nemesis]

This reminds me of that time I thought Joe Thornton could've been healthy enough for the playoffs. I kept thinking "he'll be back a little later. He'll be back a little later." And then, when the playoffs started, he wasn't there. And when I asked Pete DeBoer if he'd ever be back, he said he didn't know.

 

[bigdirty]

Sharks fans are saying Boo-urns.